This is not an update. This isn't even an apology, because I realise that no amount of apologies is going to change things or make you less angry. This is your authorization to come at me with pitchfork, virtual or otherwise. Because the problem is I've managed to one-up writer's block. I know writer's block. One story won't work, but this means I can write all the others. What I got is…writer's constipation, I guess. When one story is blocked, and yet it refuses to let your brain concentrate on anything else. At this point, I'm not making any promises. Just weeping in a corner.