Akatsuki ; Ask and Dare

Pinkette : -DISCLAIMER . ME . DONT. OWN . NARUTO .AKATSUKI-

OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY A SHORT CHAPTER FROM HELLHOUND-CHAN . TAKE IT AWAY!!!

Hellhound:Hidan Stop being a baby! -shoves his scythe back into his hands- Do you sleep commando?

Hidan : * kisses scythe * yes i sleep .

Kakuzu : Ohh golly .. what a joy .. hidans scythe is back .. *Sarcasm *

Hidan : *evil smile *

Pinkette : SHUT UP YOU 2 . okay so hellhound chan what bout the dance?

Hellhound : Pinkette A dance? -is interested- I want Hidan to be my date! Pwease? Oh and thanks for answering my last review so quickly!

Pinkette : Im glad your interested in the dance .. the theme is " first love " school outfits . Sure

Hidan : Okay then .. you are my date hellhound chan .

Itachi : Moving on ... hn..

Konan : *is currently back from shopping *

Pein : okay so yeah move on hellhound chan

Tobi : TOBI IS A VERY GOOD BOY !!


Hellhound : Everyone I dare all of you guys to mentally scar Oreochimaru in anyway you can!

Orochimaru : *sulking in his pedo corner *

Everyone : *Evil smiles *

Orochimaru : SASUKEEE KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN HEEEEELP

Sasuke : huh?.. nah burn in hell .. pedophile.. *Walks off*

Itachi and Pinkette : * puts orochimaru in an unbreakable gengutsu for 72 + 72 = 144 hours *

Deidara : *Destroys all Pedomaru's pedophile things *

Sasori : * puts hot female pictures in pedomaru's room *

Konan : *rips pedomaru's clothes *

Pein : * murders fake sasuke *

Orochimaru : * bloody murder screams * HEELP MEE TT-TT sasuke kuun

Hidan : we killed him ..

Orochimaru : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *walks in his room and sees female pictures *

Sasori : nice gengutsu * smirks *

Orochimaru : * mentally scared and sulking in his closet *

Hellhound : Oreochimaru How did you like my last dare? -evil grin- I have another for you! -sing song voice- I dare you to play with Cerberus now! -Cerberus licks lips hungrily-

Orochimaru : g-ood .. cer-be-rus * shivers and plays with cerberus *

Cerberus : *Eats the pedophile*

EVERYONE : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hellhound : Bye Bye for now! -hugs Zetsu and Kisame real quick before ninja puffing out of there-

Kisame and Zetsu : *blushes *

EVERYONE : THANKS FOR REVIEWING HELLHOUND CHAN TWICE IN A ROW. WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU...

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Added Scene : " White or Black"

Hidan : PINKETTE , KONAN HELP!!

Pinkette and konan : *Rushes to the room * WHAT WHAT WHAT

Hidan : what should i wear for the prom ??

Pinkette and konan : *Sweat drops * show us your choices

Hidan : *brings out a black Tux , Zebra Tux and White tux *

Pinkette : WOAH NICE NICE NICE PICKS

Konan : Agree . You have a nice sense of clothing hidan ..

Hidan : SHUT UP AND JUST CHOOSE

Konan and Pinkette : *in choral * ZEBRA

Hidan : Okay thanks *shoves them out of the room *

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PS. HIDAN IS TAKEN

PS. YOU CAN ASK ME TO THE DANCE XD

PS. PLEASE TRY TO TAKE ALL THE AKATSUKIS

PS. PLEASE REVIEW .I LOVE YOU ALL