Summary: They did the time, they paid for the crime...now, The Slades are gonna SHINE

A/N: No excuse I know, none what so ever but I do so appreciate any of you who still review/read my stories XDDD I do sincerely apologize for lack of updates.

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Slade stared at the brunette as she continued singing

"Who. Are. YOU?" He snapped annoyed, this skank was interfering with his practice

"Who am I? WHO AM I? WHO do you THINK I AM? I'M MARY!" She snapped

"...Like...Josephs Mary?" The brain asked

"...What was her last name?" Bob asked

"It was MARY , her first name was Virgin!" Killer Moth commented

"MY LAST NAME IS SUE!" Mary screamed at all of them, her melodious voice drawing all of their attention to her in a strange intoxicating manner

"...Your name is Mary sue?" Slade asked as she nodded, her emerald eyes sparkling, putting the richest green plains to shame with their unnatural beauty.

"...Who, the FUCK names their kid Mary sue? Country ass! GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE BEFORE I CHOP YOUR EARS OFF!" He screamed charging, without warning Mary pulled a bat out from behind her and hit Slade causing him to crash onto Blackfire who was just waking up.

"DO NOT TOUCH ME! I am the last princess of the royal family of the land of unknown-to-Others-but-is-actually-very-powerful-and-I-run-that-SHIT!, my father is the king of flames and my mother is the goddess of goodness, my cousin is Serena aka Usagi aka Sailor moon and my second aunts cousin twice removed is named Bella Swan! I will call them all to come beat you up and get away with it because I am the last of the kudakacash!" Mary declared, as if on cue the lights shinned down on her, her skin began to sparkle and her hair blew around her dramatically as everyone stared on in a near drug induced "aw"

"...What the hell is a kudacacock?" Kitten commented confused

"KUDAKACASH!"

"Whatever….and HEY WAIT A MINUTE! If you're the LAST of them how can you have …." Mary shot a blast of magical white energy and Kitten found herself flung into the wall as Mary began to dance ballet beautifully. She was as graceful as a swan, more beautiful than the rarest jewel in all the world, her rich oak colored hair swirled around her like a fine silk…

It made them SICK!

"This broad is going down...everyone huddle." Blackfire croaked as the villains gathered on the second row whilst Mary began singing and dancing across stage

"Blackfire, if you would only look down into your heart and find the goodness" Mary sang in a very Glinda the good voice

"Satan called! He wants you to come back home bitch!" Blackfire hissed as Slade covered her mouth and shoved her down again

"Okay first we"

"THIS. !" Control Freak jumped through the air matrix style grabbing Slades gun, Mary stared with wide eyed horror while the others just stared. It was like watching Micheal Bay meets crack...this was once in a lifetime! A loud crash sounded throughout the building.

"…Can I have his body if he's dead?" The brain asked causing his cast mates to stare when they heard a creak. A gloved hand was visible and then another, with a loud cry of victory Control Freak jumped out and let out his best Tarzan yell causing the other villains to cheer

"HELL YEAH!" Blackfire screamed ripping her shirt open again

"GOD D-Put that SHIT AWAY!" Slade yelled at her causing her to glare but wrap her shirt back on much to the other mens' disappointment. A few hours later, after Mary had been thoroughly checked for cash and other values she was thrown out the building and the doors padlocked, though Blackfire had commented they should "Blast the heffa to space"

"I feel like we've been off and I don't know why." Slade comments

"I think we should all discuss our feelings!" Killer Moth piped up earning stares in return

""Er….of DESTRUCTION!" He corrected quickly as the villains cheer again before the celebration was interrupted by Slade clapping loudly

"We lost precious time!" He snapped

"I'm gonna whoop you maggots into shape if it's the last thing I do! NOW we are gonna sweat! And we are gonna cry and we are gonna SCREAM some of us may bleed but we are all gonna do it..."

"With...EACH OTHER? Oooh KINKAY" Control Freak commented raising his eyebrows and cutting off Slade only to earn disgusted stares from all his partners and a glare from Slade. Giving a grimace to everyone he cleared his throat and without another word went back to practicing with his colleagues.

The next few days were surprisingly uneventful for the gang as they continued going about their way save for Slade threatening to shove his foot up peoples privates several times and Blackfire still looking like the rejected child of a one eyed pirate.

Slade was forcing them to practice the entire routine watching from the back when the cellphone he had managed to snatch off a hobo rang. After a few minutes Slade hung up and ran to the front of the stage

"WE GOT THE HALF ABANDONED CRACKHOUSE!" He screamed causing the other villains to cheer and scream together! Their first big gig and with half the audience being stoned it was bound to be a successful performance. Within three days the group was running their whole routine flawlessly, they decided they would preform a set of three medleys and after a while they would do their own original arrangement

"This is exciting news! Beep beep, beepeity beep to the beeping window!" The brain replied rolling around

"You bitches better not get in my way or I am gonna shove a pipe down your throat!" Blackfire snapped earning a middle finger from Kitten

"Go beep your finger bitch!" Blackfire snapped angrily at the blonde villains only to earn Kiteen bending over and smacking her ass with her hand

"KISS IT BROAD!" She replied haughtily

"It looks flat as f..."

"Alright, alright, shut the hell up. Both of you!" Slade replied annoyed cutting off Blackfire before he began pacing and stopping with a quick glance

"You should call Kim K...I heard her doctor can help with that" He added to Kitten who looked insulted and folded her arms

"Alright this is"

"WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE! THERE'S NOT A THING THAT I WOULD CHANGE! CAUSE GIRL YOU'RE AMAZING, JUST THE WAY YOU …."

Slade punched Control freak dead in the face cutting off his emotional solo to a now very pissed off Kitten

"I SAID SHADDAP BITCH!" Slade screamed

"I am getting damn tired of you all moaning and groaning and ranting and complaining! NOW TELL ME! DO YOU WANNA BE HEARD!" He yelled

"YEAH!" The team replied

"DO YOU WANNA BE KNOWN!" He asked

"YEAH"

"DO YOU WANNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH BATMAN AND HARLEY!" Slade screamed out causing the others to stare

"...That's my mom." Kitten commented awkwardly

"...THAT'S MY EX! TOO SOON MAN! TOO SOON!" Killer Moth yelled, Fredrick aka The brain beeped in agreement

"BROS BEFORE HOS!" Control freak aka Bob replied

"Yeah, yeah, yeah...f**** bros." Slade muttered

"YA WHORE!" Blackfire snapped before they all resumed practice. The next night the group had managed to get to the half abandoned crack-house successful and climbed up stage. Taking their positions the barely there audience all managed one blink as the group turned their backs revealing sharpied on designs

"One, two...ONE TWO THREE! YOU WANNA BE ME!" Slade sang as the group broke into its routine, Blackfire and Kitten dropped to their knees swinging their heads around as the men mirrored each other

You're ON the phone

With Robin he's upset

He's going off about something he just read

He doesn't know your story like I do

(I DO I REALLY DO)

I'M in my room it's a typical

Bad guy night! I'm plotting death to

all the people I don't like

and they'll never see it coming

those douchebags!

BUT HE'S COLORFUL!

I HIT PUBERTY!

HE'S PMSING

AND SHOULD'VE BEEN NAMED

BITCHY! THINKING BOUT THE DAY

WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND FIND

THAT SIDE KICKS SUCK, YOU SHOULD HAVE REAL GUYS!

Slade passionately belted out the words as everyone broke out into wave dance, walking in a straight line and spun into their significant poses

IF YOU COULD SEE THAT I'M THE ONE

WHO UNDERSTANDS YOU! EVEN GOT THE MASK

SO WHY CAN'T YOU SEE? YOU BELONG WITH ME!

SNEAKING ROUND! HACKING UP YOUR FRONT DOOR

BEEN HERE ALL ALONG! SO WHY CANT YOU PLEASE

JUST COME ON AND PICK ME!

Control Freak and Killer Moth hopped into place and expertly shook their hips as Slade tossed them the mic, moon sliding into his position and leading his team in what could only be described as a predatory group snap.

WALKING THE STREETS! WITH MY BEST BUD

SIR FLUFFY! I NOTICE A, GORGEOUS RED HEAD

SHE'S PRETTY! PEEPING INTO HER HOUSE, THINKING TO MYSELF

SHE'S STUCK CLINGING TO ROBIE!

(ROBIE)

MY DAUGHTERS NAMED AFTER FELINES

YES SIRE! HER MOMS JUST A CRAZY HO WHO GOT AROUND!

SHE SAID HE'S SANE I KNOW HER BETTER THAN THAT

NOW JOKERS GONNA GET A BRAND NEW RASH

(RASH)

BUT WE'RE AWKWARD

AND THEY'RE FCKING CRAZY

WE ARE GONNA FORM A GROUP WITH SLADEY

THEN ONE DAY YOU'LL BE BEGGIN TO FIND

US SO YOU CAN LEAVE THOSE LOSERS AND DATE ROCK GUYS!

OH!

Kitten suddenly sang out, holding the note for a full dramatic minute

BUT I! I GOTTA BE STRONG! GOTTA KEEP ON SLICING HO'S!

THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND!

AND SOMETIMES THEY ARE GONNA MOO!

I'M STILL A HALF A VIRGIN!

THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I'LL HAVE TO LOSE!

"OH HELL YEAH! I CAN HELP YOU!" A random male from the audience screamed. In a rage Killer Moth proceeded to snatch Brain and throw him at the male

"THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!" He screamed

"A GIANT PIPE! GET IT" A girl managed to scream before tripping over a table

"HELP!" Fredrick screamed

"GET OFF OF HIM! NO!" Control Freak screamed diving in, within seconds it was an all out war. Fist flying, name calling drug swearing even a thong with a rock, curtsey of Kitten was being used. The scuffles continued on until police were called.

So one could imagine Robins horror when he was told 6 of the most notorious villains had just busted an entire drug house. The team wasn't too concerned, they managed to get him to stop screaming and breaking things after giving him a sedative...that knocked him out for three days.

A/N Not my very best, but I struggled for months with writers block not just here, everywhere. However, you, my dear readers do not deserve to be left on hold for so long and get nothing in return THEREFORE! I am trying to update all my open stories by the end of next week. This chapter is six pages so I am opting for that or longer on all of them. I usually write roughdrafts of all my fanfics beforehand then polish, unfortunately, my computer suffered three back to back crashes and I was forced to reload windows. None the less, I do hope this quences your reading thirst for the moment! Happy Reading Princess Starfire