Disclaimer: I do not own any type of manga or anime. No Naruto or Prince of Tennis either.
Author's Note: Enjoy this next installment! Constructive criticism is okay, but flames just plain suck. No one is forcing you to read this….
Just so you know, these kids are pretty intelligent so don't be surprised by their "advanced" grammar and whatnot for their age! Just warning you now!
This is regular conversation.
These are inner thoughts.
Just as Good-Chapter 4: Commencing Operation "Fangirls Are Totally Scary"
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Sasuke was nervous. Not 'oh crap, the fangirls are here' nervous. Not 'oh shoot, I broke aniki's gameboy' nervous. No, this type of nervous had the five year old on edge. And it was all that blond's fault. Namikaze Naruto. Sasuke thought with a grimace. If only he hadn't caught the smirk she gave him when he first arrived at the party. Now Sasuke could only search his surroundings with suspicious eyes as he carefully made his way to the play ground.
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The blond girl hiding under the tree could only smirk as she watched her prey make his way to the playground. Her facial expression was extremely similar to the one she had while being bored during the teme's party. Her partner in crime let loose a feral grin in response.
Kiba said, "So when are we going to start Operation F.A.T.S.? Mom's not going to put up with the distractions for long."
"Don't worry. We'll just wait for Hina's signal before moving on," Naruto responded. "Duck-butt won't know what hits him until it's too late. Bwuahahahaha.!"
Kiba watched his friend laugh maniacally until she suddenly stopped and just lay down. He wasn't sure what she was doing until he noticed her steady breathing. I can't believe she just suddenly fell asleep! Kiba thought with surprise. He shook his head at his friend's actions.
Meanwhile with Hinata….
The shy blunette approached the two targ…girls who were attending the party. The blond and pinkette were fondly (?) arguing with each other over who Sasuke liked better. Perfect. Both of them are already ripe for the picking. Hehehe. Dark Hinata thought before normal Hinata took back control. She deliberately stepped on a small twig and both of the bickering girls looked up to see the source of the noise.
"Ano…I couldn't help but hear you two arguing," Hinata said, "Are you talking about Uchiha Sasuke?"
Ino asked imperiously, "So what if we are? Who are you?"
"Hyuuga Hinata. And, um, I'm not trying to steal him," Hinata stammered out with a blush.
"Oh." Sakura uttered. "Then how can we help you?" Take that Ino-pig! I'm much more ladylike that you are. As if she could hear her rival's thoughts, Ino chipped in, "Oh, I'm sorry for being so rude. It's just that one more rival for Sasuke's attention is one more rival for true love!"
Suddenly a backdrop with floating hearts and a hazy sunset formed in the background as Sakura and Ino clasped arms before breaking off into the "We love Sasuke" song.
Hinata didn't even allow her twitch to show. Thank goodness for the Hyuuga facial training. She thought inwardly while Dark Hinata was bemoaning in a corner about pink hearts and off-key fangirls. Deciding that letting them continue would be hazardous to her, and anyone else watching, health, Hinata interrupted their **shudders** "Luv-Luv" dance.
"I couldn't help but admire the two of you and your….um…dedication **Stalking* of Sasuke. So I wanted to help you guys out." Hinata said with a straight face. "It seems that there's another rival."
ERRRKK! The Luv-Luv train has stopped and two of its passengers have gotten to their stop. Suddenly faded blue eyes and startling green ones peered (glared) at Hinata. As if they were ninjas, the two seemed to teleport straight in front of the blunette.
"Name, age, description," Ino hissed out. Are those flames coming out of her eyes. Hinata mussed before noticing how close the two were to her.
Hinata was starting to get pretty freaked out by the mood swings of the two girls. She stammered, "Nami…Namikaze Naruto. Age 4. Blond with blue eyes and whiskers on her cheeks."
As soon as she finished uttering those words, the two stalke…fangirls zoomed out of the clearing. But not before they heard Hinata call out to them "I think she's under the big Oak tree with the birthday boy, Kiba!"
The Hyuuga heiress watched the two leave for sure before chuckling (evilly I might add.). She messaged her friends on the walkie-talkie that part 1 was done and the targets were on their way. When Hinata turned around to leave, she didn't expect to bump into someone.
"How interesting," the boy said before giving a faint smirk.
Back to Kiba and Naruto.
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They had just received the message when they felt it: the footsteps of fangirl outrage. Kiba gulped before nudging Naruto completely awake. No way am I handling this on my own! Naruto was rubbing the sleepiness out of her eyes when the two whirlwinds appeared in front of her.
"Namikaze Naruto," Ino stated, "I hear you like Sasuke?"
The whiskered blond nodded faintly. Sakura scoffed at her weak demeanor. "As vice-president of Sasuke's club, you must first go through me!"
"And as President," Ino interrupted, "you have to get approval from me to join us!"
While Ino proceeded to tell Naruto the do's and don'ts, Sakura could be heard grumbling about how she should have been president and not Ino-pig. Getting aggravated by the increasingly loud background noise, i.e. Sakura, Ino swirled around to give her a piece of her mind.
Before the two could really get into it, Naruto interrupted them. Pasting a small, innocent smile, the blond looked at both of them before speaking. "Wow. I can't believe I'm actually meeting you two! Ino, Sakura, you two are soooooooooo cool! I could never declare my love for Sasuke like you two can!"
Ino and Sakura blushed and preened at the admiration they were getting. But Naruto wasn't done yet. "You two are just so brave. I couldn't compare to you two! So, I'm sure that Sasuke would love to be with either one of you!"
After processing her words, Ino and Sakura looked at each other before grinning. They both had similar thoughts. Heh. This is no rival! Lackey #216 has been found!
But before either one of them could speak, Kiba spoke first.
"Oh no! Sasuke's fallen down and it looks like he's hurt. Bet he needs some loving!"
Both girls were gone before you could say "Free Ramen" to Naruto. Kiba and Naruto looked on as the Sasuke was assaulted….errr… helpfully uprighted by the two girls who then refused to let him go. The look of despair on Sasuke's face was hilarious. At least to Naruto it was. Seeing the slight loss of color on the Uchiha's face, Kiba felt some sympathy for the guy, but not enough to help him. He'd already learned his lesson after the beating his sister gave him for messing with her collection of Itachi pictures. Seriously, do these Uchiha give out these "stalk me" vibes or what?
"So how'd you get him to fall down?" Hinata asked after suddenly appearing behind them.
"I trained Akamaru to do it for a biscuit." He proudly boasted before turning around. "Eh, who's this?"
Naruto, too, turned around after hearing the confused question. She tilted her head at the newcomer.
"Ah, he, um, caught me laughing after sending Ino and Sakura off. So I kind of told him our plan." Hinata admitted with a blush. Both Kiba and Naruto shared a knowing look: Dark Hinata must have appeared.
"So what's your name? Mine's Naruto and this here is Kiba. You know Hinata already."
"My name is Aburame Shino," Shino said. "I must admit this plan of yours is very….creative. It was especially helpful since it stopped the Luv-Luv dance."
Kiba looked at him with a puzzled look and started to form his question until Hinata just gave him a glare that said "Don't ask." He shut up. Naruto, on the other hand, gave foxy grin. Looks like I've just found another conspirator.
She clasped the shade-wearing boy's hand and said "Welcome to the team."
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Meanwhile, Sasuke was trying, and failing to get his arms free from the girls on either side of him. His arms were gong slightly numb. He felt a shudder go down his back as he thought about his plight. He knew who the source of his troubles was: Naruto, he gritted his teeth, I'll get revenge! Ino and Sakura started to squeal in his ears. After I get free…. He finished with a whimper.
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So that's chapter 4. Yeah, it's pretty slow paced right now, but either the next chapter or the one after that has the cast a couple of years older!
Flames suck. Effective criticism is okay. Have a nice spring break!
Updated 3-7-11