Okay, I got a review from StarRider152 and zenith88 so, thank you two again and anybody else that gives me reviews and if anyone wants me to have Ratchet do some other crazy stuff while the Lombax Nip's working through his system, let me know and I'll do my best to get him more Lombax Nip.
Disclaimer: If I really did own Ratchet and Clank, Lombax Nip would have actually be a pick up in the game and whenever Ratchet got a handful of it, he'd probably go like, extremely hyper and kill a thousand enemies in ten seconds or just start acting like a house cat hyper on cat nip which would make Ratchet probably kill ten thousand enemies in five seconds with nothing but the claws on his finger tips.
I started to doze off when I suddenly felt like I wanted to run across the planet, five times,and on all fours, for some reason and I noticed that I could hear a small spider's heartbeat in the left corner on the ceiling. I looked over at the corner and I could see the spider slowly crawling up the ceiling in the left corner. The next thing I knew, I was hanging off the ceiling by the claws on my fingers with the dead spider on my index finger claw. I could hear Clank coming down the hall as I somehow wound back up in bed in the blink of an eye.
What the heck is going on? I sighed as I felt sleep trying to take over as I left the bathroom after Clank had checked on me when he noticed I was a bit hyper for some reason. I was kinda glad the soup had finished it's way through my system just a bit after that, but what ingredient did Clank use that could have made me that hyper. I mean, the only things that make me that hyper is a strong a** cup of coffee or like, a big butt load of sugar. The last time I was that hyper, I built a toaster from scrap in five minutes, but sadly for the toaster, the heat coils had overloaded and it ended with a boom,literally.
I sighed as I got back on my bed thanks to my fever breaking, I pulled all the blankets up to my shoulders and dozed off by the warmth of the thick blankets catching my body heat. I woke back up about ten minutes later and my fever was back and I had just barely gotten to the toilet just before whatever was still in my stomach came back up. How bad can this Banshe Sleep be? And of all the sicknesses I could have gotten from the three galixies I've been to, it had to be Banshe Sleep!
I woke up fealing just like I did when I was hanging off the ceiling by my claws when I heard a rat sneaking around on the floor under my bed. I moved so slowly as I looked down onto the floor when the next thing was a flash as my hand snatched the rat in a single heart beat. The rat was squeaking like crazy as I was having a small freakout as I realized, I caught a rat faster than killing a heavily armed robot with a rocket launcher. I sighed as I took the rat over to a window and I opened up the window and let the rat go wander off somewhere to live the rest of it's life.
I looked up at the sky for a minute as the wind softly blew through my fur until I yawned again and I floped back onto the bed and konked back out. I swear that falling asleep after five minutes of being awake is starting to get kinda annoying.
Okay, so this is not as long as I would have liked it, but don't worry, I'm not gonna just drop this story and run away with my Lombaxian tali between my legs. I'm gonna finish this story because one of my pet peeves on FF is incomplete stories. So, review and please give me a few ideas of what you guys want Ratchet to do next while the Lombaxnip is still going through his body, and don't worry if it gets out of his system.(magicly pulls a ten pound bag of Lombaxnip out of pocket) Thanks to me being a author, I'M A FREAKIN' GOD IN THESE STORIES! RATCHET WILL BOW TO MY POWER!...Ahem, anyways, I'll see ya guys later!
Jak Cooper the Lombax