Doofenshmirtz' Evil Incorporated
Where the forces of good are not tolerated!
It's evil, oh yeah!
There's no good over there!
Being evil is never debated!
"Finally. After so long, I've repaired my Otherdimensionator!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed. He powered it up, and stared at the gaping hole. He stepped through it, closed it, and cursed. "I left the remote in the other dimension! This is not going to work!" he cried. "Oh well, better try."
Ferb and Vanessa entered Doofenshmirtz' headquarters at that moment. Ferb picked up the remote, and raised an eyebrow. "He's in the other dimension. Ferb, there's only one who can help us now…" Vanessa stated.
Phineas opened the door. "Hey Ferb. What do you want to do today?" he asked as he saw his step brother. "Phineas… Doofenshmirtz is in the other dimension?" Ferb stated, directly to the point. Phineas raised an eyebrow. Vanessa asked, "Do you know about the other dimension?" Phineas shook his head, and Ferb looked at Vanessa. "We have to find someone else…" he said.
"Alright, Bella. Then we'll do that today!" Summer said, as Ferb and Vanessa walked into the backyard. "Hey, Summer. My name is Ferb Fletcher, and I am your uncle!" Ferb said, startling Summer. "Hey, Mister! You can't startle Summer like that! Only I can! Because, you know, he looks cute like that!" Bella told Ferb. "You must be Isabella… yeah, Katie's description sounds about right. Listen, Summer, Dr Doofensmirtz has travelled to an alternate dimension, and is planning massive domination. If your dad can't save our dimensions… that burden falls to you!" Ferb said. Summer tilted his head to one side. "Prove it, Mr Fletcher," he asked, and Ferb sighed. He used the Other-dimensionator to take the pair to the other Doofenshmirtz' headquarters. Mist, Haley and Vanessa followed behind.
The other dimension had undergone a few changes since last time. Everything with Doofenshmirtz' face on it was gone, and Danville looked like a futuristic version of their own Danville. Ferb didn't care about this. He just went up to Indentured Executive Assistant Monogram. "Seats for six. We want to see Doofenshmirtz," he said, and Francis prepared the seats. "Kids, prepare for a second…" he stated, and…
Bask in his glory, kneel at his feet
You're in for such a treat
He's Doofenshmirtz!
"That was awesome!" Haley exclaimed. Ferb got up instantly, and walked up to the two Doofenshmirtzes. "You aren't evil? How long has it been?" their one asked. The other replied, "Twenty years?" Doofenshmirtz gasped, and Ferb grunted. "Heinz Doofenshmirtz, of our home dimension, you are under arrest!" he said, but their one sighed. "Am I? Platyborg, attack!" he said. No reply was made. "What happened to the platyborg?" Doofenshmirtz asked. His alternate-dimension counterpart replied, "Me and Phineas agreed it was best to dismantle him thirteen years back. Turns out not all of his evil was cooked out of him." Doofenshmirtz sighed. Sir, a Normbot said, walking up to the first one. The children, agents, and ex-dictator shall be destroyed.
Ferb heard this, and grabbed Summer and Haley. Vanessa scooped up Mist and Bella, and they both ran. The ex-dictator went with them, and Ferb asked what he was doing. "Me? I'm good now, thanks to Choo-choo. By the way, it might be best if we called me Doofenshmirtz-2… or some variant. You probably can do the same for the rest," Doofenshmirtz-2 stated. Mist struggled out of Vanessa's grip. "You don't have to hold onto me, Aunt Vanessa… I am perfectly capable of running for my life alone!" she said, before noticing a movement out of the corner of her eye. Vanessa-2 grabbed her from behind, just in the nick of time before she was zapped by the rouge Normbot. "See, Mist?" Vanessa asked, before the rouge trapped Mist in what seemed like a painful bearhug. "MIST!" Haley yelled, but the blast door was closed, and they were stuck behind. "We have to go back!" Haley told Ferb. "Not granted. There is only one way of saving her," was his response. Haley cursed.
Ferb knocked on the door of the lodge. "Hey, Ferb. What brings you here?" Phineas-2 asked, as her answered the door. Summer gasped. According to Ferb's information, this was a female troop dedicated to taking down evil. Why was Phineas-2 here? "Phineas-2, our Dr Doofenshmirtz has started wreaking havoc, with who knows how many Normbots available to him. He could reconfigure the entire network for all we know," Ferb stated. Phineas-2 seemed shocked, and let the group in.
The biggest shock for both Summer and Bella was definitely seeing their mothers. Katie-2 was a combat-ready girl, with more tools than the Fireside Girls carried, and in easily-accessible places. Isabella-2 was even more so, with the troop leader's insignia, a sash, and diamonds on her kneecaps. Summer was vaguely lovestruck, before Bella noticed. She elbowed him, and whispered, "Summer? That is your mother." Summer shook himself out of it, and apologised to Bella.
While Summer and Bella were admiring their alternate mothers, Phineas-2 relayed the message to Isabella-2. "OK, Firestorm Girls Troop 46231! We have a new goal. Stopping Dr Doofenshmirtz of the first dimension before he can concoct his evil scheme!" Right on cue, Haley fell through the roof. "Haley, did you fight Dr Doofenshmirtz?" Ferb asked. Haley nodded, saying, "Mist might be a pain in the rear, but she's my little pain in the rear. Anyway, I found out Doofenshmirtz's plan. He's going to head into the first dimension once all the Normbots have assembled, and take it over with them. He is going to seal the second dimension wormhole, which means we must go the long way around once he has moved out." Bella gasped. The training division of the Firestorm Girls rushed out, and saw the people from the first dimension. "Mom, can we help destroy Doofenshmirtz?" Mist-2 asked. "No. You are not quite ready. This is going to be a tough fight, and I don't want you to go down!" Isabella-2 replied. Bella raised her eyebrow. "Miss Flynn-2. Mist-2 and Bella-2 can help… they have to at least be miles better than us two! And Mist-2 is probably much politer!" she said. Isabella-2 thought about it for a second. "…Fine. But just Mist and Bella. I at least want some Firestorm Girls remaining if we fail. Remember, girls… keep honing the skills of our newer recruit!" she said. Lara-2 saluted, and India-2 asked if they were really contemplating failure. "Always prepare as if the worst-case scenario will happen. That way, you aren't completely screwed over in the long term," Isabella-2 taught.
The group found themselves in the mine carts, heading towards Dr Doofenshmirtz's headquarters. Bella-2 climbed in next to Bella, who seemed severely depressed. "Are you alright?" Bella-2 asked. Bella shrugged it off, and tried to throw off her counterpart by taking inventory of the Fireside Kit. "Bella, I know all your tricks. What's the problem?" she asked. Bella sighed, and confessed. "I'm in love with Summer Flynn. And it's becoming worse than how his parents met. Summer is a different kind of oblivious, and it's more hurtful!" she said. Bella-2 sighed. "We haven't had much time for love here. But I do know Summer-2…" she said. Bella raised an eyebrow, and Bella-2 sighed. "Summer-2 looked at me for care, despite the fact that he's older. He confessed to me first. I didn't suspect a crush until he came right out and said it. Perhaps it might be the same for you and Summer…"
The Firestorm Girls arrived in the basement. They entered a dark room… BAM!
The entire squadron was locked in a cage. "Ahahahaha!" Dr Doofenshmirtz cackled. "You gullible alternate-dimension counterparts. You just blindly trusted one of your own?" Ferb raised an eyebrow. "I believe that would be the point of being our own," he stated. "You see, one of you is working for me. Thanks to him, every single one of you is trapped in this basement, which is entirely escape proof. Haley… I suppose the least I can give you is a ticket out of here. Come up," Doofenshmirtz elaborated, opening the cage with his remote control. Haley walked out of the cage, and stared down at Ferb. "Haley! You dirty double-crosser. I don't care if my sister likes you, you will suffer dearly for what you have done!" Summer bellowed. Bella grabbed his hand, and Summer jerked it away. "Not now, Bella! I'm angry at Haley!" he said. Mist-2 took a more direct approach. "Haley… why would you do this?" she asked. "Like I said… Mist is my pain in the rear," Haley responded, and turned on his heel. "OK, now, Haley. We have two dimensions to conquer!" Doofenshmirtz whooped.
"OK, now what?" Ferb asked. "Well, the best bet is probably dimension-hopping… dang, we left the remote at the lodge! Well… there's our little plan…" Isabella-2 mentioned. Katie-2 turned to her. "Yes? What is this plan?" she asked. "Great minds think alike. Anyone of us can communicate with their counterpart, as long as they are in the same dimension. It's relatively new, and I haven't seen Isabella yet, so I don't know how effective it is, but… wait, who's got a counterpart we can contact?" Isabella-2 responded. She looked at the crowd, finally stopping on Summer. "You! My son!" she said. Summer gasped. "I'm the only option?" he asked. Isabella-2 nodded, and Ferb raised his hand. "Middle of Asia. He won't get back in time," she said, and he lowered it. "Alright. Mom-2, I'll try…" he said, and closed his eyes.
Summer-2 sat there staring at the portrait. All of a sudden, a little voice in the back of his head said something. "Summer-2… we need you!" it said. "Hey, disembodied voice! Can you tell me where you are and what you're doing?" he asked. "Doofenshmirtz' basement. Trap. We need you to rescue us. Release is on Doofenshmirtz' person. Help me, Summer Flynn-2. You are our only hope," was his response. Summer-2 took a second to sigh. "Lara. We're going to Doofenshmirtz' lair!"
Doofenshmirtz's majestic throne room!
"Summer? How did you-?" Dr Doofenshmirtz gasped. "I'm Summer-2! And meet the Firestorm Girls!" was his response. Lara-2, Sam-2, India-2, Maylene-2 and Lucy-2 all emerged from the shadows, and withdrew their tools. "Ahahaha! As if! Anyway, I'm going to the first dimension. Haley! Here. Commence the attack!" Dr Doofenshmirtz stated. He left through a hole in his ceiling, and Summer-2 was left staring at Haley. "Well… looks like we got ourselves a beautiful catch! Tell me, Summer-2… is the name 'Bella-2' familiar to you?" he asked. Summer-2 gasped. "What are you doing to her?" he panicked. Haley shook his head, and attacked. India-2 noticed Mist's cell in the side, and began a little tune.
The days are longer…
The nights are shorter…
The sun is shining…
It's noticeably warmer…
Summer, every single moment is worth its weight in gold!
Summer, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told!
It's ice cream cones and cherry sodas dripping down your chin!
It's summer, man where do we begin?
Summer is pools and ponds and garden hoses trying to beat the heat…
Summer, bicycles and roller-skates and even just bare feet…
It's also, shredding tidal waves, building giant robots
Or making the longest day to exist?
Finding a dinosaur, renovating the continent
Or fighting an evil pharmacist?
Summer, it's crickets and cicadas and a glass of lemonade.
Summer, it's sitting with your brother in the backyard under the shade of a big tree…
That's what it means to me…
The days are longer…
The nights are shorter…
The sun is shining…
It's noticeably warmer…
Summer, every single moment is worth its weight in gold…
Summer, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told!
It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin!
It's Summer, man where do we begin?
"You foolish Firestorm Girl? Do you seriously think a song's going to help me?" Haley asked. "Not in the slightest. I just wanted to do the most random think that came to mind, so I could come over here and unlock this!" India-2 replied, and opened up Mist's cell with the Firestorm lock pick. Mist smirked, and Haley hugged her. Mist took a shocked second, before embracing Haley back. The Firestorm Girls took a second to be entranced by the sheer cuteness of the embrace, and the enormous amount of character development Mist just underwent, before realising that the robots were looking at Haley expectantly. "We are going to go save the group down below! You, unit 81707, go see if you can bust the Firestorm Girls and their accomplices out of the cage. The rest of you, go get us up to Doofenshmirtz!" Haley claimed.
"Haley! You betrayed me?" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed. "Yep, Dr Doofenshmirtz! I work for the guy calling the shots on Mist!" he replied, and Mist waved from next to Haley. He growled, but the Otherdimensionator was fully powered up! "Too late, anyway, Haley! I will be leaving now. And the best part is I have this! You can't save your friends without this remote!"
Phineas and Isabella heard something particularly strange issuing from Doofenshmirtz's headquarters. "Isabella, do we-?" Phineas asked. Isabella cut him off with, "Yes."
Doofenshmirtz was about to hit the button to send all of the Normbots to attack the Tri-State Area. However, an orange sash came out of nowhere and grabbed his arm. His arm was flung away, and the remote flew out of Doofenshmirtz's hand. Katie smiled at the sight of Doofenshmirtz humbled like that. Doofenshmirtz attempted an awkward laugh, but failed dismally. He hit a different button, and hopped into a ridiculously tiny cockpit for a tiny vehicle. "So long, Fireside Girl!" he said, before flying off. Mist returned from Doofenshmirtz-2's basement with the rest of the heroes. "Way too late to save the day," Katie said disappointedly. Ferb stared at where Doofenshmirtz had gone. "On the contrary, Katie, we can still chase down Dr Doofenshmirtz. We shall not rest until he has paid for his crimes. By the way, you do know what Isabella thinks about, don't you?" he said. Katie raised an eyebrow.
Bella heard this comment, and briefly flashed her emotions towards Ferb. Summer looked at her, wondering what the problem was. "Summer, Bella-2 was right. There's only one way to put an end to this," Bella responded, and pulled Summer into a passionate kiss. After a shocked half minute, they broke apart. "Isabella?" Summer asked. "Oh yeah, Summer. And don't you forget it!" Bella teased, rushing downstairs. Summer smirked a little, and hurried after her. Ferb turned to Katie. "That," he said. Katie rolled her eyes, and sent everyone on their respective ways. Katie giggled. "Isabella, you are doing your mother proud. Summer… you could do much, much worse," she told herself.
I apologize to all of you who were hoping Doofenshmirtz finally get his comeuppance at the end of this story (let's face it, he crossed the Moral Event Horizon from the moment that sickening crunch of Perry being murdered was audible). I truly am. But without Doofenshmirtz, this story would be somewhat empty. Don't worry... come chapter 21 of this trilogy, all bets are off. Doofenshmirtz will get what's coming to him.
Anyway, on that grim (and uncreative) note, summer belongs to you!