Venny: li43101 does not own anything. If I owned anything, I think you could guess what I would have. *starts snaking a hand around Riliane but gets knocked out by Romano who's wielding a baseball bat*

Romano: STAY AWAY FROM HER, DUKE B*STERD!

Riliane: Thank you Romano~! *hugs Romano*

Romano: *blushes furiously* N-no problem Riliane.

It's only been one day since Romano came. Only. One. Day. Let's just say, The Flying Mint Bunny Company is evil. Romano has been cussing at all of us (excluding Riliane and Allen), mostly Venny, Gallerian, and Russia.

They're only problems now. There's the constant hearing cussing at us for being 'idiots' by Romano: "You are an f*cking idiot for letting greed get the best of you, greedy b*sterd."

"I'M NOT GREEDY!"

There's constant complaining of Russia being here by Romano: "I still want to know why that ice b*sterd is here."

"Blame the Flying Mint Bunny Company for sending him here!"

"What was that, comrade Veno?"

"DON'T CALL ME VENO!"

Finally, there are the constant hugs that usually crush me: "Russia. You're. Crushing. Me. Again."

"Sorry comrade Margarita."

Other than that life has been usual, but it all ended completely this morning after breakfast.

I was listening to one of the song I participated in, a.k.a. Alice of Human Sacrifice, when I heard knocking at the front door. I then paused the video, when downstairs, and opened the door. Surprisingly, it was Guy.

"Who is it this time?" I asked, unamused. That was when I noticed that there were three crates.

"Um, who are in the three crates? Why am I even getting three crates now?" I asked a little worried. I swear if it's who I'm think it is I'm going to choke Guy the next time I see him.

"The person who decides what unit to send to you thought that it would be a good idea to get these three out-of-the-way for you," He said as he held the electric thing for me to sign. I did, and 2-5 minutes later, I had three boxes in the living room. That was when I noticed Romano at the top of the stairs.

"Any chance you can get the others. We have more company," I said with a serious look.

"Fine." He sighed. He left mumbling something like "lazy b*tch…," I made a mental note to get him back for that later. That was when I checked the first manual.

FRANCIS BONNEFOIS: User Guide and Manual

'…OH H*LL NO!' I thought. I'm starting to think me fears are true. I quickly checked the second manual.

ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIEDO: User Guide and Manual

Oh, come on! Well, at least he isn't that bad- wait… Allen and Riliane are both 22 in a spiritual way (seeing as they're in robotic bodies that don't age), the same age as Romano… Plus from what I heard, Spain is kind of a pedophile… Crud…

To see if my fears where true, I checked the last manual.

GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual

... Why does the world hate me? I felt myself get depressing and angry all at once as I read the name, getting an aura. That was when the others came down.

"Comrade Margarita, what's wrong? You have a depressing and angry aura," Russia asked when he noticed my aura. I hit my head with one of the manuals.

"The Flying Mint Bunny Company is evil. So, so evil… I swear I'll strangle Guy when I see him again… Since we now have the biggest perverts in human history. I hope the person who decided to send them to us dies a painful death for what he/she is putting us through," I said as I handed the manuals to the nearest person, who was Allen. I looked at him and saw his eyes widen when he finished reading the names of the units we got.

"Out of all the units we could have gotten, we got the freaking Bad Touch Trio," He said, turning to look at everyone else. Everyone groaned in complaint.

"That Tomato b*sterd is not getting near me, Riliane, or Allen!" Romano said as he held on to Riliane and Allen's arms tightly, mostly Riliane's.

"Three… Two… One," Gumi counted. Just as she finished said one, Spain literally jumped out of the box, knocking the lid off.

"Romano! You're here!" He said as he landed. He then noticed the rest of us, except Russia for some odd reason, and rushed over to Riliane, Allen and Romano and looked at the two twins.

"Who are these two? Is she your girlfriend? I'm so proud of you Romano!" He chirped happily gesturing to a now blushing Riliane.

"Shut up you-"

"Wait, does this mean that we got Kal-" Before Russia or Romano can finish their sentence, Prussia busted out of the box.

"WHAT WHERE YOU GOING TO SAY?!" He yelled/asked Russia. Russia was about to answer when Venny covered his mouth.

"He was asking if we got the song California Girls on iTunes because he knew I wanted it on my I-pod," Venny said nervously. After he finished he whispered something into Russia's ear, and he nodded. Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Anyways, that was when I realized that Prussia was looking at all the girls, mostly me. 'Yep, I'm definitely locking my bedroom and patio door tonight,' I thought. Then Prussia looked over to Spain who's being yelled at by Romano keeping Riliane and Allen behind him.

"Yo, what up Spain?" He asked as he went over to looked over to the source of the voice. Spain looked over at him and smiled.

"So that was you in one of those crates? Anyways it's good to see you again Prussia," Spain said, as he gave a high-five to Prussia. I swear, somewhere in the world, someone just died, because that was when France spoke up.

"Prussia, Spain, is that you guys? Where am I?" He asked as he rumbled in the crate. Let's just skip ahead to when they got France out and the all high-fives to each other.

"So who are all of you anyways? Mostly the chicks?" Prussia asked, as he eyed us girls. I'm no fortune-teller, but something tells me that the girls and me are kicking Prussia's *ss later today, or in the future, either way I'm probably going to be right.

"Well I'm Gumina Glassred, but I prefer Gumi. If you call me by my real name, I'm not going to hesitate to shoot you with my revolver," Gumi threatened, waving her gun in the air for emphasis. I hope they get the message, because she always holds her threats. Why I don't know if they got the message, you might ask. I wasn't paying attention to the BTT {1}. I was busy making sure Gallerian didn't sneak up on Romano for calling him greedy earlier today.

"I'm Banica Conchita; it's delightful to meet you," She said with a hungry look. If Conchita ever gets her way, the BTT be eaten by next week, which I'm not sure is a bad thing.

"It WILL be delightful as long as she doesn't eat you. She's somewhat of a cannibal. I'm Gallerian Marlon," Gallerian said when he agreed with me not to strangle Romano... for now. Conchita just glared at him.

"Greedy b*sterd," She mumbled loud enough for everyone to hear.

"I'M NOT GREEDY, CANNIBAL!" Gallerian yelled. He and Conchita continued glaring at each other, and I swear I saw lightning between the two, until Venny stepped in-between their glares.

"I'm Duke Sateriajis Venomania. Please forgive the two, Conchita didn't eat anything yet today, but both facts are true," He bowed. They directed their glares to Venny.

"LUST FILLED DUKE!" Gallerian and Conchita yelled at him. I could tell that the BTT will get along just fine with Venny… Assuming that none of them hit on Gumi. Anyways back to the story. Venny lunged at Gallerian and Conchita, yelling something about first impressions and killing the both of them, but Russia grabbed Venny and held him, who started thrashing and yelling in his grip.

"I'm Allen Avadonia, younger twin brother of Princess Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche," Allen stated, bowing from behind Romano (yes, he and Riliane were still behind Romano) before saying, "As a former servant, I'm excellent at many things. Some of these things are serving, bringing food to someone who's in trouble and is in their room…," He paused to glare at Conchita, Kayo, Gallerian, and Venny, "… Another of the many things I'm good at is cooking. I'm rather excellent at making brioche, since I made that for snack many times," At the word brioche, France looked happier.

"Thank you dear brother. As my brother said, I'm Princess Riliane Lucifen d'Autriche. And if I find any of you in my room I'll have Gumi shoot you," She said/threatened. By the terrified looks on their faces, I'd say the threat worked.

"I'm Kayo Sudou, and if any of you try anything, my tailor scissors go in your stomach. Clear?" She asked/threatened. There's a lot of threatening today… At least it's working.

"Crystal," All of BTT said, worryingly and scared. That was when they looked at me.

"I'm Margarita Blankenhiem, and don't comment on the last name. Welcome to our lovely mansion," I said, unamused. Seriously, I'm always the one that says that. Always. At least the BTT seem happy.

"Wait, we're in a palacio {2}?" Spain asked. Spain looked a lot happier.

"C'est le plus beau jour de nos vies! Nous sommes dans un manoir avec de belles femmes {3}!" France cheered, temporarily speaking French. I looked over at Kayo, who looked like she wanted to kill France... I just remembered Kayo's been studying French… France is screwed.

"Ma menace précédente va doubler pour vous, perverti Français! {4}" Kayo yelled at France. I have no idea what she said, but whatever she said made France cower behind Prussia (if you're wondering, yes he's still staring at me). I looked over at Riliane.

"By the way, what's for lunch?" I asked her. She stared at me blankly for a second, and then had an embarrassed look on her face.

"I forgot…Sorry I was too busy with a different issue…," She said glaring at Conchita.

"Let's just say that we should never let Conchita drink vodka. Ever. She almost ate the entire supply of tomatoes because she got drunk with one bottle of vodka yesterday, and tried to drink vodka again. How about we just have waffles for lunch?" Allen asked. See, here is the great thing about Allen; he lets us have breakfast for lunch, and sometimes for dinner. This is also a reason why we like him and don't oppose his rules.

"I agree. Anyone who opposes to having waffles for lunch, say no." There was a moment of silence. "Okay… anyone who agrees to have waffles for lunch, say yes."

"YES!" Everyone yelled/said. I wasn't surprised.

"Follow me to the dining room then," I said as I walked away. They all immediately followed.

Later, in the Dining Room...

"D***! This room is huge! But I'm still more awesomer than this room!" Try guessing who said that, it's too obvious. Gallerian just glared to his side.

"Well this IS a mansion," Gallerian said. Prussia just glared at him.

"Whatever. You're still un-awesomer than me!" He yelled at Gallerian, who rolled his eyes.

Before we continue, let me explain how huge the dining room is. You know how huge a football field is. That's how big the dining room is. They're several smaller tables surrounding the long table in the middle. The smaller table was about a third smaller than the long table, which is almost as long as the room; it's just a couple of feet smaller on each side. In other words, the dining room looks more like a restaurant than something found in a mansion.

"If you two are done," I started, glaring at the two, "I would like to eat. I'm starving." I then took a seat at one of the small tables. Russia immediately took the seat to my right, glaring at Prussia. Prussia took the other seat next to me, glaring at Russia. I just sighed. Why can't my life be simple?

Gallerian took the seat across from Prussia, glaring at him. Conchita took the seat next to him, looking at her empty plate in sadness. Gumi took the other seat next to Gallerian. France tried to sit next to her, but Venny pulled him out-of-the-way harshly and sat next to her. Feeling defeated, France sat in-between Prussia and Spain. Spain was however too busy chatting with Kayo (who's next to him) to notice.

Allen, Riliane, and Romano eventually came in with the waffles. 'Better now than later,' I thought, because Conchita was looking hungrily at Gallerian's hand, and said person was too busy having a staring contest with Prussia to see the cannibal thinking about having the 'Judge's Left Hand Special'. Wow, there's a lot of rivalry with the Hetalia guys and Vocaloid men. Anyways, when Riliane set the waffles down on Conchita's plate, she was so happy she almost stabbed Riliane's hand with her fork. Luckily the latter pulled her hand away quickly enough to avoid injury.

After handing out the waffles, Allen sat next to Riliane, who sat next to Romano, who had to sit across from Spain. He wasn't happy with being across from Spain, but once he realized that he was engaged in a deep conversation with Kayo (something about tomatoes and tailoring), he silently thanked her and started eating his waffles.

A little while later, I noticed that Gallerian and Prussia are still having a staring contest, and that they haven't touched their waffles. Conchita looked at Gallerian for a moment and cautiously stole his waffles. France did the same with Prussia's waffles. I couldn't help but giggle at the ignorance of Prussia and Gallerian since their waffles where stolen under their nose. More minutes later, I was getting a little annoyed at their contest, so I hatched a plan with Russia, in exchange for vodka of course. He went up from behind Prussia and smacked the back of his head.

"OW! What was that for commie?" He yelled/asked Russia as he turned around to look at him.

"VICTORY!" Gallerian yelled, pumping his fists into the air. Prussia turned around.

"Wha-" He looked at Russia again.

"You stupid commie! You made the awesome me lose the contest to this un-awsome!" He yelled at Russia. Russia ignored his comment and sat back down as Prussia turned to his plate, which he realized was empty. Gallerian looked down and realized that his plate was empty too.

"Who took the awesomeness's/my waffles?!" They yelled/asked at the same time. Riliane, Romano, and I were the first to start laughing. Everyone else (excluding Prussia, Gallerian, France, and Conchita) started bursting out laughing. France looked away from his best friend, whistling. Conchita did the same to Gallerian. Gallerian glared at Conchita and Prussia glared at France.

"You're going to pay," They said to them. We all were holding our laughter for a moment, then when we saw Conchita and France's expressions, we started laughing even harder. I tried to catch my breath.

"Okay, that's enough. I swear I'll die of laughter," I said as I finally caught my breath, holding my stomach and leaning against the table from laughing too hard.

"Kesesese~! Is my awesomeness making you laugh?" He asked as he slid an arm on my shoulders, using his signature laugh. Normally in this situation I would smack whoever said that and whoever put their arm on me, but I was too busy recovering from laughing. Gumi (yes, even she laughed, just not as hard as me) thankfully did that for me and threw her waffle at him, hitting him in the eye.

"OW!" He yelled in pain, holding his eye. He glared at Gumi.

"There, you can have one of my waffles. Now shut up, stop flirting with Margarita, and eat it," She said as she continued eating one of her waffles, a small smile on her face. Venny just chuckled to himself at this and continued to eat his waffles. That was when Gallerian took one of Conchita's waffles.

"HEY, GIVE IT BACK!" She yelled, trying to grab it from him, only for him to put it out of reach.

"No, you took my waffles, I take one of yours!" He yelled back.

"Does this happen a lot?" Spain asked Kayo.

"More often than you would think… Though it has happened more often since you guys been coming," She answered. Then Kayo realized that France was giving her a flirtatious look. She just calmly took a piece of a waffle to her mouth.

"Essayez quelque chose et vous aurez gravement blessé {5}," She calmly said to him in French as she continued eating her waffles. Judging by the terrified look on his face I would say that it was a threat.

"I just realized something….. I haven't called you Veno in a while," Kayo said to Venny after she swallowed, smirking.

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" He yelled, pounding the table with his fists, as he started fuming furiously. Prussia just smirked.

"You gave him that nickname?" He asked Kayo. Kayo's smirk didn't waver.

"Yes, mostly to annoy him. I also call him 'techno geek' since he's so good with technology," She said, earning a glare from Venny.

"STOP CALLING ME BY EITHER OF THOSE NAMES!" A now seriously fuming Venny yelled. Everyone but Venny and Gumi started laughing, then the laughter got to Venny and Gumi and they both started laughing. I wiped a tear from my eyes from laughing to hard.

"That's enough laughing for now. Venomania, Gumi, can you two please show Prussia, France, and Spain the rooms they can choose to stay in?" I asked them. Luckily for me, they both agreed.

Later...

Allen, Romano, and Riliane are currently cleaning the dishes. Conchita was locked in her room do to the fact that she almost dragged Prussia away to her room so she could eat him (not like I would mind, in fact I was a little disappointed that she didn't succeed).

Kayo was standing in front of Conchita's room so no one got in or out. Gumi and Venny decided to show the BTT around the mansion and explain to them about us. Russia went to move the vodka to his room so Conchita wouldn't get it again. I was in my room, listening to a German version of Alice Human Sacrifice that I was listening to earlier. What can I say; the German language interests me as much as Russian.

Anyways, I was listening to it when I heard a knock on the door. Luckily, the video wasn't up very loud, so I heard the knocking.

"It's unlocked," I said as I paused the video. That was when the door opened.

"D*mn, you have an awesome room, but not as awesome as my room, but pretty close," I heard a familiar German accent say. I turned to the source of the voice; Prussia.

'D*mn my luck,' I thought.

"Care to explain why you're in my room?" I asked.

"I just wanted to see who was in the room next to mine. I guess I picked the right room," He said seductively.

"Now you know, so get out," I said, getting up and taking a step forward. He smirked, with a 'two can play at that game' look, and closed the door behind him.

"I rather not. I like this room better," He said, taking a step closer.

"Listen, I don't like having someone who can possibly rape me in my room, so I would thank you if you would leave," I retaliated. He snickered.

"It's not rape if you're willing," He said, taking a step closer.

"First, I'm not willing; two, that sounds like something France would say; and three, you do realize that Russia is that room, right?" I asked, pointing to the other side of the wall. He paled and started to shake.

"I-I'm not scared," He lied. When he saw what was on my laptop screen and smirked as color returned to his face. I tried to look as annoyed as possible.

"So I like one of the songs I participated in as a German fandub? Sue me," I said sarcastically. I then thought of something that would get him to leave. I wrote down a number on a sticky note, went over to him, and stuck it on his forehead.

"Um….," He looked confused, taking the sticky note off his forehead.

"It's the number to the liquor store. You can buy all the beer you want. Just tell them to deliver it to the Vocaloid residence and to put it on Gallerian's tab," I explained.

"Why Gallerian's tab?" He asked.

"Just to annoy him. He's greedy, so this should get him annoyed a lot; especially if it's by you. Besides, he'll live, seeing as he has too much money for a normal human being to have," I answered, with a devious look on my face. Prussia smirked.

"I'll get right to it," He said, leaving my room, typing the number on his cellphone. I closed the door and decided to go to bed early, after I locked the door, and the patio door. I think I forgot to mention that there's a courtyard in the middle of the mansion, and that rooms facing it have patio's. Well now you know. I wonder who's next? I swear if it's someone annoying, I'm killing Guy on sight with Russia's pipe.

{1} BTT: It's my short version of the Bad Touch Trio. For those of you who may not know, Prussia, France, and Spain are perverts, so they're called the Bad Touch Trio.

{2} 'Mansion' in Spanish. (Thank you Google Translator!)

{3} 'This is the happiest day of our lives! We are in a mansion with beautiful women!' in French. (Again, thank you Google Translator!)

{4}'My previous threat goes double for you, perverted Frenchman!' in French.

{5} 'Try anything and you'll get badly hurt.' In French.

Me: Sorry this to so long to get out, but I was busy with life and school. Mostly school.

Prussia: Kesesese~! You're so un-awesome for attending school. You should just ditch it and work on this story more.

Me: And risk getting a bad grade when all I have in school are A's and B's? No thank you. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

France: Honhonhon~! I just had to say that in this chapter.

Me: Ignore him. Please.