Unwanted Neighbor

Sunday was boring because Tenten and Hinata had other things to do so. Temari said there was really nothing we could do. Naruto did come by to hang with Gaara which turned into 20 Questions for me, he had the most embarrassing things to ask in front of not only Temari but Kankuro and Gaara too. He asked things like what was the most perverted thing I have thought of, if I had a crush on anyone and if I had my first kiss. Along with other things you only feel comfortable taking to other girls about. I hate him.

I got up to a banging on the door with Temari screaming that if I did get up I would be late on my first day of school. I jumped up as fast as possible and grabbed my new set of cloths. I put on my light blue jeans with a baby blue v-neck short sleeved shirt and put on my matching heelys and grabbed my already packed back. I ran downstairs and saw them waiting for me. I noticed it was already 6:30? I always hated getting up really early, I don't even see the sun up yet.

When we walked out I saw Shikamaru waiting. We all got in and he drove off. Kankuro and Gaara were wearing the same thing as the day I saw them. Temari o the other hand, who was in the front seat obviously chatting with Shikamaru, was wearing blue jeans with a teal top that. Shikamaru was wearing black baggy pants with a dark green short sleeved shirt.

It didn't take long to get to school, although after we got out I saw Konan and apparently some of akatsuki. They all wore different cloths but also had on black cloaks with red clouds. Konan had on a white top with blue baggy pants and heels. The one next to her had to be the guy she always talked about, when we were friends, Nagato. He wore a black tank top with baggy pants. He had short black hair with weird silver circled eyes. Beside them was a man with silver hair and purple eyes and wore baggy pants with a shirt that had to have been spray painted with 'Respect Jashin-sama Bitch!' and he was arguing with another who had weird red and green eyes. He creeps me out the most.

Temari dragged me to the school and inside was giant. The halls were long and the ceilings were high. Paintings on the walls were of all kinds of real students and on the bottom of them it said they were painted by Sai. Along the entire school everyone seemed a bit odd and then there was the loud mouth.

"Hey Sakura-chan." Naruto shouted.

"Hey Naruto, you do know you don't have to shout?" he is so loud, louder then Ino was when she found out Karin slept with Kiba after drugging him. Ok maybe it wasn't as loud as that incident but pretty close. At least Ino knew how to control her voice.

"I'm not that loud." yeah he is.

"You are Naruto. There is a reason why you cant be told a secret." Gaara said startling me. How can he do that?

"Sakura-chan, your in my and Gaara's classes so we can show you around." Naruto announced. Oh joy.

They led me to first class Language with Iruka, which Naruto got in trouble with so Gaara had to help me through the school most of the day. In our second and third classes with Gai in gym and Kabuto in science Naruto also got in trouble. It was lunch and Dumbass finaly caught up with us.

"Sorry I kind of got myself in trouble." Naruto said as we sat down.

"Don't you mean your sorry you're a blonde idiot with a big mouth." Gaara said.

"Yeah wait what did you say?!" Naruto said. I saw Temari and Tenten at another seat so I think I should go with them. At least there are some girls around I can talk to. After I get up and half way thre so brown haired girl grabs my shoulder and spins me around. I do not appreciate that!

"Who are you?" she snaps.

"Who's asking?" This girl is getting on my nerves already.

"I'm Matsuri and you are…?" I wish others were like Naruto so I could pull my little joke again but this is serious.

"I am Haruno Sakura and I am not pleased with being pulled around." I'm in a pissy mood so this bitch better get away.

"Well who are you too Gaara. No one gets to my boyfriend like that." She says.

"Last time I check Gaara wasn't your boyfriend." Temari said behind me. I am so glad I learned not to jump when someone is behind me. Thank you Orochimaru. Him and his nasty habit.

"Not yet but he will be." Matsuri yelled as she left.

"She can be a real bitch sometimes I swear." Temari said dragging me to where I was headed.

"So I'm guessing she pulled the Gaara is my boyfriend thing again." Tenten asked.

"Hold on hold on!" Shikamaru said before we could answer. "Sakura take this please before I go deaf." he said handing me his cell.

"Hello."

"How Do You Forget Your Phone At Home?!" Ino yells.

"blame these guys I live with." Temari looked at me and I smiled.

"Well anyway how is everything going? I heard that something just happened tell! Tell Tell!"She is as loud as ever.

"Well some girl tried to pick a fight with me about Gaara."

"Hmmm Hey was he the one you sent me that Email about?" Ino asked. How could I forget my mother took pictures of the house and everyone and I send them to Ino. I am so stupid. I shouldn't be surprised but I guess if you do things quickly and Ino doesn't keep asking then you'll forget.

"Yea." Okay I need to give her the details later. I don't feel like embarrassing myself."Give me details. Was she short? Tall? Thin? Fat? Was she like really ugly but think she was hott?"

The last she said in the most disgusted way.

"I'll tell you later." I gave Shikamaru back the phone. I think he already gets the hint I like Gaara a bit. He can tell by the way I act with Ino so he knows something's up. Hew just gives my a quick ~I get it now~ smile.

"Bye Ino talk to you later." he said quickly and hung up the phone. couldn't have done better myself.

The rest of school was somewhat fun. The worst was our last two hours which were Math with Kakuzu of Akatsuki and he taught us about money more then half the time and using it as examples. He had a small real life money problem and had us help solve it. Hell was last which was a Sex ED class with wait for it…Uchiha Madara. He was Sasuke and Itachi's uncle, that's what Naruto said. After school Sasuke said it was true and he hated the class.

Madara was also part of Akatsuki, I saw the rest of them and each of them had some kind of problem. Kakuzu with his hideous looks, Hidan and wanting to kill people, Zetsu looking like a venus fly trap, Deidara and his birth Defection on his hands which made me hit Naruto for his little he must be great in bed comments. Deidara was somewhat nice but hated Itachi and hated Sasuke a little. Sasori hated being late which made him become a pain in the ass for everyone, Kisame looked like a fish and Itachi…had no problems.

Anyway it was a somewhat fun day. Getting home was horrible because Shikamaru and Kankuro had to get Temari in the car before she kick someone's ass for calling her a sluty whore. We got home and Yashamaru was waiting very patiently yet my mother was in a hurry. I got out of the car and went inside.

"Sakura were is my camera?" she tried asking calmly.

"In my room on my desk. Why?"

"I'm going to a job thing with Yashamaru and I have to stay for a day or two for my interviews so we'll be a while and I don't want to be late." She told me. She always has jobs like that but I have a feeling this time will be good.

"Well bye." She quickly gave me a kiss on the forehead and was out the door in an instant.

"That does not sound like a good job if she has to stay a few days." Temari said before closing the door behind her brother. She ended up shutting the door in Kankuro's face making him fall back. She was smiling as she went upstairs behind Gaara.

I followed and went to my room. I did my homework from Zetsu in Nature class. Never had that and never heard of it but apparently he, Madara and Kakuzu are the only Akatsuki who are teachers. I still wonder about Konan and Nagato. After finishing I smell something burnt downstairs but I have to ignore it. I almost forgot to call Ino.

"About time." She said about to give me the call me immediately I need details speech.

"Before you start… the girl said Gaara was her boyfriend but she is one of the girls who say that because she lives in her fantasy and she has short light brown hair and wears pants with a long sleeve shirt with a vest over it and she is thin and a little shorter then me." I said in one breathe. Wow that was hard to say without a break.

"I think I can take her."

"Sakura you stupid ass you could have given me back my makeup purse before you left. You bought me my new things but forgot to give them to me!"Karin screamed in the phone.

"Ino you have the purse I told you to give it to her!" I screamed back.

"Oh yeah I uhhh forgot." I could hear Karin in the back trying to strangle Ino.

"Sorry Sakura."she apologized.

They hung up and then the smoke detector went off. I got out of my room tripping and rushed downstairs only to find Temari trying to cook.

"I burnt it again!" she shouted.

"I would stay upstairs if I were you." Kankuro said on the stairs covering his nose.

"Right. But I think I'll cook dinner." I went to help in the kitchen before Temari has a chance to kill us in a fire.

Kosue: I'm done and i have internet back..so i was wondering about my next fic...i'm gonna write a yaoi and i have 3 ideas for 3 pairs..

so it's either a

Sasuke Naruto

Itachi Deidara

or

Sasori deidara

you choose so in a few days i can start writing it..^_^