My HTTYD Random Talk Show
Back again! Love you all I can't believe how many reviews I got in one day! Anyway I know some of you don't like the fact that Ginger and Astrid keep fighting. Well I have altered it slightly so now Astrid will fight back, I can't change Gingers personality but I can have Astrid fight back.
I'm going to make this interesting! If you review on any of my fanfics I will read and maybe if I like it review on one of yours! Okay and competition begins… NOW! It will end on the 18th of August 2011.
EmsTheInvincible: Are you seriously going to do that?
Blipity: yep
EmsTheInvincible: won't it take forever if there are lots?
Blipity: yep that's why your doing it with me!
EmsTheInvincible: WHAT! No way!
Blipity: yes ladies and gentlemen if you review on this or any other of my stories, like I said in the A/N, you will get 2 reviews on one of yours in return!
EmsTheInvincible: No I never agreed to this!
Blipity: shut up and get on with the show you are doing it!
EmTheInvincible: (sulking) fine…
Ginger: I want to do it to!
Blipity: Sorry Ginger but your not on fan fiction, join and you can do it to.
Ginger: aw but I can't I'm a story character. :(
EmsTheInvincible: Haha sucker!
Ginger: (starts strangling Ems)
Blipity: Ok our first question is from SunnyGirl!
Ginger: so does SunnyGirl get their questions answered?
Blipity: were you even listening to what happens in this fanfic?
Ginger: (shrugs) kind of, so is she?
Blipity: yes you idiot now let Ems go so she can read SunnyGirls question.
(Ginger lets go of Ems neck)
EmsTheInvincible: (rubbing neck) Hello again, I have two questions(You can pick one of them if you don't like the other?) 1.) For movie Hiccup, what happened to you mother? 2.) For Toothless, Do you have a family? Thank you!(Gives You all dead smelly fish(Ha Ha))
Blipity: we take all questions here bad or good.
Ginger: (holds up dead fish) EWWWW!
Hiccup: excuse me important person coming through
Blipity: give us the answer Hiccy
Hiccup: never call me that again, ok the answer… um…
EmsTheInvincible: yeah what happened to her because people keep saying she died?
Hiccup: nah she's just always away questing, she's too busy to live we me and my dad on Berk.
Blipity: no I like reading death fics about her.
Hiccup: …
Blipity: ok and Toothless here's your headphones. (Puts headphones on Toothless) now what's the other answer?
Toothless: I probably have a family but I don't know them, you see mother dragons lay their eggs in the dragon nursery in the nest then just leave them, the dragon hatches and eats what's left of its eggs shell then flies of to hunt and find food for itself, but I have a sister.
Blipity: aww :(
Ginger: this is to soppy for me I'm going back stage to watch some wrestling, Blipity where did you put the remote?
Blipity: over there by that cliff.
Ruffnut: why the hell is there a cliff in your studio?
Blipity: if you must know it was a prop nosey
Ginger: hey Astrid that's a lovely dress your wearing, I love your hair. (Smiling sweetly)
Astrid: (sighs) what do you want devil.
Ginger: my foot hurts Astrid could you get the remote for me?
Astrid: fine but only because I'm in a good mood. (Walks to cliff edge.)
Ginger: (chucks SunnyGirl's fish at Astrid causing her to fall off the cliff)
Blipity: WHAT THE HELL GINGER!
Hiccup: YOU JUST SHOVED MY GIRLFRIEND OFF A CLIFF!
EmsTheInvincible: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES!
Ginger: Relax she's fine!
EmsTheInvincible: Thank god!
Ginger: the ground will break her fall.
All: (start screaming again)
Blipity: Right pause everything we just got an emergency review!
EmsTheInvincible: No they've finally found us!
Blipity: no one of our reviewers is complaining.
Ginger: bwhahahaha FAIL!
Blipity: it's from Voldyne! Stop trying to kill Astrid... And try comparing Fishlegs... I don't know how one would word that into a question so your on your own for that...
EmsTheInvincible: NOOOO WE'VE UPSET OUR REVIEWERS!
Ginger: Well too late now she's already over that cliff.
Blipity: Sorry Ginger but you can't kill her you just can't firstly because I like her and secondly you just can't! And thirdly we've got a complaint because of you.
Ginger: (sulking) aww I never get to have any fun…
EmsTheInvincible: If I were you I seriously consider taking her off the show… she's a danger to herself and her colleges.
Blipity: …
EmsTheInvincible: (shouts to mongoose stage hands) OKAY BOYS HIT REWIND!
(Rewinding, please stand by)
Blipity: okay we're back to Ginger asking where the remote is.
Astrid: Right ninja, time for some pay back.
Ginger: come and get me I dare you!
Blipity: no, no, no! Ginger, go watch TV, Astrid, stand next to Hiccup and both of you shut up and stop fighting!
Ginger & Astrid: …
Blipity: NOW!
Ginger: fine no need to get bossy…
Blipity: Ems would you be so kind?
EmsTheInvincible: sure, (clears throat) Message addressed to… Voldyne. Sender… Blipity Boo. Message begins. On behalf of Blipity enterprises I am to inform you that we were not responsible for any mental scaring's caused from reading this chapter. Read at own risk. If you find any glitches in our system please inform us and it shall soon be fixed, we must however stick to our terms of service that no one ever reads, so I am afraid we can neither change nor delete Ginger's personality and hatred for Astrid but we shall alter it for better reading. We shall however do your Fishlegs thing and we would advise you to check back regularly. Thank you for your comment and have a pleasant read.
Blipity: very good.
EmsTheInvincible: (gasping) can I h-have a d-drink of w-water!
Blipity: , no.
EmsTheInvincible: meanie.
Blipity: next question from MillionDollarNinja, I have a question! Hiccup: What was your first thought when Astrid kissed you? Yup that's it! :D *ninja vanish*
Ginger: WHO SAID NINJA!
Blipity: no one it just our reviewers-.
Ginger: Ninja ninja ninja ninja! Ninja searching powers! Ninja ninja ninja!
EmTheInvincible: er…
Ginger: shh I'm searching for other ninjas
Blipity: go watch TV Ginger.
Ginger: humph (walks off)
Hiccup: can I answer now?
Blipity: if you please.
Hiccup: Wait where's Astrid.
Astrid: here why?
Hiccup: could you go in the other room, just for a minute…?
Astrid: (rolls her eyes and goes into other room)
Hiccup: okay well actually at first I thought she was going to hit me so I moved back then I got kind of surprised.
Blipity: oh so that's why you flinched when she kissed you I thought it was just my TV.
Hiccup: how could you think it was your TV, your TV's amazing!
EmsTheInvincible: he's got a point you know, that things massive.
Blipity: oh gods are you two still going on about that seriously!
(Thumping noises backstage.)
Blipity: oh no Astrid and Ginger are back there.
EmsTheInvincible: Quick let's check!
All: (go backstage)
Astrid: This is for the cliff ninja! (Leaps at Ginger)
Ginger: Bring it!
Astrid: (swings her axe at Ginger knocking her out)
Blipity: w-what are you doing!
Astrid: well she can't hurt me you said, anyway I just did you a favour now you don't have to listen to her rambling through the rest of this chapter.
EmsTheInvincible: she's got a point you no…
Blipity: (glares at Ems) But you can't just KO my co-host!
Astrid: Well I just did so deal with it!
Blipity: you forget I have mongoose stage hands!
Astrid: don't… you… dare!
Blipity: listen Astrid I have nothing against you in fact I like your character! But if you force me I shall rewind.
Astrid: fine, fine I'll back off, see this is me slowly backing off.
Blipity: yeah keep walking, that's it…
(Silence)
EmsTheInvincible: um Blipity, I think you need to go sit down.
Blipity: (whips round) why are you turning against me to? Their coming for me all off them! HELP! HELP!
EmsTheInvincible: Stop now your fine, just slowly put the rewind button down…
Blipity: (puts button on the ground)
EmsTheInvincible: Now sit down and relax…
Blipity: (sits down)
EmsTheInvincible: good, now that's sorted let's get on with the reviews, this ones from iluvhttyd. Awwww! Poor Astrid! I have a question for Ruffnut. Who does she like? Like more than a friend like?
Ruffnut: finally I get to speak, and I can't tell you.
Blipity: (slowly recovering) why not?
Astrid: yeah Ruff why not? (Menacing glare)
Ruffnut: because I'm a flirt, I don't actually like anyone I just flirt with them for fun.
EmsTheInvincible: yeah I do that.
Blipity: with whom?
EmsTheInvincible: you remember ben?
Blipity: big eyes, lots of freckles?
EmsTheInvincible: yeah.
Blipity: ahhhh…
Astrid: next questions from someone called Theo and it's for Snotlout.
Snotlout: yeeeeeesssss!
Astrid: Funny and awesome! Here's a question: Snotlout, do you think Astrid will ever like you? And if she doesn't (of course she won't), do you think ANYONE would ever like you?
Sontlout: Astrid has always loved me deep down she just doesn't know it yet.
Astrid: yeah right…
Snotlout: and if I get bored with Astrid can you think of ANY girl who wouldn't want to date ME.
Blipity: well I can think of a couple hundred…
Snotlout: (glares)
Astrid: get bored of me! What am I? Your play thing?
Snotlout: no, no, no I didn't mean it like that.
EmsTheInvincible: busted!
Snotlout: stay out of this!
Astrid: (punches Snotlout in the face)
Blipity: last question for this chapter is from Phoenix and it reads. Haha! funny! I have a question! To toothless, r u the only night fury on the island? are night furies only black? what bout blue? P.S. Ginger the red-haired ninja, would u be able to stand against a trained martial arts agent with fire powers! cause...I CALLENGE U!
Ginger: (randomly wakes up) who said my name!
Blipity: woah!
Ginger: bring it on! I could take any reviewer in hand to hand combat! Reply to this message if you dare Phoenix I have worked with Madam Po for 13 years and am a purple belt!
EmsTheInvincible: what the hells a purple belt!
Ginger: its 3 colours after black.
Blipity: I'm a brown belt in judo and I studied for 2 years at school with my trainer Bob if that helps…
Ginger: it doesn't…
Toothless: Hey my headphones are on can I answer the question now?
Blipity: fire away.
Toothless: I'm the only night fury on the island as far as I know but there are others dotted here and there. There's kind of a clue in the name NIGHT fury, so we kind of have to be colours of the night which is a bit hard. I have known a dark blue night fury and my sister is a bit of a greyish colour so…
Blipity: ok thanks for reviewing Phoenix. Ginger was just kidding about the whole fight thing.
Ginger: oi, no I wasn't!
Blipity: shut up, any way I'm not sure if we can fit any more questions in this chapter.
EmTheInvincible: well sorry but another one's just come in.
Blipity: who's it from?
EmsTheInvincible: Allyson-is-a-weirdo and the question is Haha! I love this. I have a question for Tuffnut: Who gave you that tattoo?
Tuffnut: it's not a tattoo, it's a birthmark…
Ruffnut: *cough* yeah right! *cough*
Tuffnut: (glares)
Ruffnut: I bet it was that Sasha girl from the tanners shop…
Tuffnut: no!
Ruffnut: it was! Just wait till I tell mum!
Tuffnut: no don't I'll do anything!
Ruffnut: well…
Blipity: (ignoring the twins) the next question from dragonrider101 and it's Funny, just plain funny. I got a question for Toothless, if he was able to chose to be in love with anybody, who would it be?
Toothless: (shrugs)
Blipity: come on Toothless there must be someone!
Toothless: nope.
EmsTheInvincible: loner *cough*
Toothless: what did you say!
EmsTheInvincible: nothing I've just got a bad cough that's all!
Toothless: (growl)
Hiccup: Well is that all for this chapter then?
Blipity: yep!
EmsTheInvincible: woah this chapters long!
Blipity: Yeah and you and me have still got to do that 2 reviews in return for one on here…
EmsTheInvincible: just so you know people, be warned I will be completely honest even if she will just point out the good things!
Blipity: …
A/N:
Wow that was long… not much more to put here except I like anonymous reviews as much as signed ones!
Bye!