K-chan - GOMEN NESAI!!!! (bows) I haven't updated in a while on this story or for A New Me and I have yet to post the pics I promised for my other story! My scanner is being swishy and I have camp next week...I just went camping so now I'm back after being computer deprived.
Sasuke - What the hell are you talking about?!
K-chan - My stories. My sister won't stop whining about how sad she is Deidara died, if he really did die. I keep telling her he really didn't die or he'll come back to life...somethin' like that. Good God...
Sasuke - Wow...that sucks.
K-chan - (nods) Anyways, I found some good songs from DDR for Gaara and Hinata to sing. You'll find out later.
Hinata - W-w-what a-are you going t-to do to u-us?
K-chan - Whatever I want (organ plays) MWAHAHA!!!
I'm actually really bored. I have to update all my stories...Oh, yeah. I made a new one. It's a DeiHina.
Deidara - Alright, yeah!!!!
Hinata - Aww...but I wanted to be with Sasuke.
K-chan - Yes, but now you have all the Akatsuki fighting over you! Even Itachi!
Itachi - Who said what now?
K-chan - That's right! (Sniff) My little Hina-chan is all grown up now!!!
To kisame: i dare ya to eat fish,but not just any fish,Shark meat. (im evil)
to sasuke:i dare ya to take hinata on a date( and i suggest to not be seen by neji,trust me,he'll kill you.
to naruto: dont you like any girl besides sakura?
to deidara: i want you to lap dance( i kind of have a thing for lap dances) in front of all akatsuki.
to itachi: huh...(this may sound wierd) why are you so damn hot?
to hinata: what did you did when itachi groped your ? ( you know like scream,slap him or stand there like nothing happened)
To hinata: did you liked it when itachi groped your ?
(excuse my vocabulary)
Hinata -DAMN STRAIGHT IT FELT GOOD!! Oh and because I was under that spell, I just enjoyed it.
Itachi - (strips down and dances to rap music) This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. This why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.
K-chan - Oh dear god!!! MY EARS! (turns off music and scans his body) Very nice by the way. (wipes blood off nose)
Yay Deidara! You get to give me a lapdance!!! Or perhaps Aimi...
Aimi- Danm straight!!!
Deidara - I'm in a giving mood...I'll give you both lapdances!
K-chan & Aimi - Yay! (5 tracks of stripper music and many nosebleeds later)
(Aimi- Bitch, I want more detail)
K-chan - That was one helluva night.
Kisame - Er...I don't want to eat shark meat...
K-chan - What sound does a sheep make?
Kisame - Baaa- (Stuffs mouth with fishy goodness. If you don't get it say baa and look at the way your mouth is positioned.) I hate you.
Naruto - Hmm...In 'A New Me' I have a crush on Hinata after she gets hott- (Hinata bitch slaps him)
Hinata - Jackass.
Naruto - Oww...But other than that, no. I love Sakura.
Sasuke - I would be more than happy to take Hinata on a date. (Hinata hooks here arm in his. They saunter off to the fair)
K-chan - Well, we won't be seeing them for a while I suppose...KARAOKE TIME!!!!
Deidara's turn
Deidara - Fine...I don't want to pick the song though.
K-chan - Hehehe. (giggles) Okay. I'll pick it.
Deidara - (music plays) Oh god, not that song. Damn.
[Verse 1
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take 'em to the bridge
[Bridge
Dirty babe
You see the shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take 'em to the chorus
[Chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
[Repeat 6 times
Get your sexy on
[Verse 2
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
'Cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast
Take 'em to the bridge
[Bridge
[Chorus
[Verse 3
I'm bringing sexy back
You mother fuckers watch how I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take 'em to the chorus
[Chorus
K-chan - (claps loudest) Yay!!!
Aimi- that was wonderfull, do it again please, I got a dollar in my front pocket come ang get it, rawr!
Alrighty, next is Lee-kun!
Lee - Youthfully yes! I will youthfully bring youth to this most youthful of all youthful people!
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those jerks were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
but they fought with expert timing
There was funky China men
from funky Chinatown
They were trapping when up,
they were trapping when down
It's an ancient Chinese art,
and everybody knew their part
For my friend, ain't you a stiff,
then I'm kickin' from the hip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
but they fought with expert timing
There was funky Billie Jim
and little Sammy John
He said, here comes the big boss,
let's get it on
We took the bow and made a stand,
started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me stiff,
now we're into a brand new trip
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
but they did it with expert timing
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting,
those kids were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,
make sure you have expert timing
Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning...
K-chan - Er...I should've seen that coming. Only because I have a good idea for him
Gai- sensei!
Gai - Whoo!
Macho Man
Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body
Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a macho!
Body, its so hot, my body,
Body, love to pop my body,
Body, love to please my body,
Body, don't you tease my body,
Body, you'll adore my body,
Body, come explore my body,
Body, made by God, my body,
Body, it's so good, my body
You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his body, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (all right)
Macho, macho man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! All Right!
Ugh! Macho..baby!
Body, body, body wanna feel my body,
Body, body, body gonna thrill my body,
Body, body, body don'tcha stop my body,
Body, body, body it's so hot my body,
Every man ought to be a macho macho man,
To live a life of freedom, machos make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a macho man
He's a special person in anybody's land.
K-chan - Okayyy...Until next time!!!!
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (dig the hair on my chest)
Macho, macho man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! (Dig broad shoulders)
Macho, macho man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho!
Macho, macho man
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! HEY!