I'm On Top Of The World

House got up and put Jordan on the changing table. Cuddy got up and went to go stand next to you.

"If you are going to get up, you can change the diaper," House said.

"I wanted to watch you," Cuddy said.

"You don't know how to change a diaper?" House asked.

"TI know how to change a diaper," Cuddy said. "I just wanted to watch you for my amusement."

"Thanks," House said. House undid Jordan's dirty diaper. "That is so sick."

"You're a doctor, House," Cuddy said. "That shouldn't gross you out."

"That doesn't mean it is not gross," House said.

"Eventually, you won't even think about it," Cuddy said.

"By then, you will probably popped out another kid," House said.

"Maybe," Cuddy said with a smile. House quickly changed Jordan's diaper and put a sleeper on him.

"The show is over," House said. "You need to rest now."

"We need to do one more thing first and then I will rest," Cuddy said.

"What is it?" House asked.

"Call our parents," Cuddy said.

"I thought we agreed that we were never going to tell them," House said.

"I don't believe that we ever had that conversation," Cuddy said.

"Really?" House asked. "I remember having it with someone."

"Your reflection?" Cuddy asked.

"It might have been my shadow," House said as he carried Jordan back to the bed. Cuddy climbed back in bed and House handed Jordan to her. "Let's call my parents first," House said. "My dad took my mom to Europe, so she won't be able to run over here."

"I don't," Cuddy said. "She might hire a private jet to fly over here."

"Then we can turn off the lights and tell her that we are not home," House said. "That is what we are going to do to your parents, too."

"I actually want my parents to see the baby," Cuddy said. "Now get to dialing."

"Yes, boss," House said as he picked up the phone.

"What's wrong?" Blythe asked as she picked up the phone and noticed that it was House calling.

"Don't freak out, mom," House said. "No one is dead."

"Then why are you calling?" Blythe asked.

"Cuddy had the baby," House said. The next few minutes consisted of Blythe screaming.

"I want to talk to Lisa," Blythe said finally. House handed the phone to Cuddy.

"Hello, Grandma," Cuddy said with a smile.

"I love hearing those words," Blythe said. "Now you have to get used to being called mom."

"I have waited a long time to hear those words," Cuddy said.

"And now Greg gets to be daddy," Blythe said.

"Yeah," Cuddy said, smiling at House. "He is going to be a great dad."

"Is Jordan okay?" Blythe asked. "He's early."

"He is fine," Cuddy said. "He just wanted to come into the world earlier."

"Lisa, I am going to try to get John to end the vacation early," Blythe said. "I want to come visit you guys."

"Just enjoy your vacation," Cuddy said. "You can meet Jordan when you come back."

"I will be back as soon as I can," Blythe said. "You just take care of that little boy. Make sure Greg takes care of you."

"I will," Cuddy said.

"I love you guys, Lisa," Blythe said.

"We love you, too," Cuddy said. "We will send you some pictures of Jordan, okay?"

"That would be great," Blythe said. Blythe and Cuddy said their goodbyes and Cuddy dialed the number to her parents house.

"Hello?" Calvin answered.

"Hi, dad," Cuddy said.

"Hi, angel," Calvin said.

"Is mom home?" Cuddy asked.

"No, she is out," Calvin said. "Do you need me to give her a message?"

"Yeah," Cuddy said. "Tell her that Jordan wants to meet his grandma." Calvin was quiet for a few seconds before it sunk in.

"You had the baby?" Calvin asked.

"If I didn't House and I are going to get arrested for kidnapping," Cuddy said.

"My baby had her baby!" Calvin said. "I am so happy for you, Lisa. Your mom is going to flip."

"Will you have her call me when she gets back?" Cuddy asked.

"Of course," Calvin said. "Is Greg there?"

"Yeah," Cuddy said. "You can talk to him." Cuddy handed House the phone.

"Hi, Mr. Cuddy," House said.

"Congratulations, Greg," Calvin said. "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure," House said.

"Truthfully, is the baby okay?" Calvin asked.

"Yes," House said. "He is a little premature, but he is a House, so he is strong."

"That's good," Calvin said. "Is Lisa okay?"

"Yeah," House said. "I need to make sure that she gets rest, though."

"I will get off the phone, then," Calvin said. "Call me if anything happens."

"Okay," House said.

"Bye, Greg," Calvin said.

"Wait," House said. "That's it?"

"Were you expecting something?" Calvin asked.

"Yeah," House said. "My mom told Cuddy that she loved her. Aren't you going to tell me that you love me?"

"I will tell you that once you and Lisa gets married," Calvin said.

"Fair enough," House said.

"Bye, Greg," Calvin said.

"Bye," House said.

"What is with the 'I love you' crap?" Cuddy asked.

"I just wanted to mess with him," House said.