Hells Pass Hospital…
The fat man was hospitalized immediately, after some surgery, he turned out okay. An hour after he laid in bed awake, the doctor came up with a device in his hand.
"Okay now you need to pay us since we fixed you, that'll be 11,500" the doctor said, the fat man moaned and paid his bills.
"I have question about your identity, uh, according to your driver's license, you were born in 2005 and your license was first issued in 2021. Is that correct?" the doctor asked.
"Uh… no, no of course not! Why would that be correct?" the man said.
"This is the real one" he said, pulling out a card, the doctor glanced at it and gave it back to him. There was knocking on door, a female nurse came in.
"Uh, Sir, there's some children out here to see you, I think one of them might be your son" the nurse said.
"I don't have a son… bring'em in" the man said, the boys came in.
"Aaah Crap!" he exclaimed.
"…Hey" Kyle said.
"Sorry about your leg, dude" he furthered.
"You don't need to apologize, Kyle" the fat man sighed.
"Oh yeah, How do you know my name?" Kyle asked, the man moaned again.
"Uh… Well, you've been on TV enough times for me know just about all your names" the man explained.
"I mean you with the poof ball hat, you're Stan, and you're Kenny and you're Eric, although you're better known as Cartman" the man pointed out, the boys were shocked.
"Holy shit, he's right!" Stan exclaimed.
"Wait a minute! I've never had my first name announced on public TV before! Dafuq?! Have you been spying on us?!" Cartman questioned, the man panicked.
"Oh who am I kidding? I'm can't hide this! Eric, I'm you!" the fat guy announced.
Sorry if this felt a little half-assed with the medical things, I'm not the educated type. this is where the story starts getting good.