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"Okay, that was… disturbing."
Everyone was inside Kendall's house. After two hours of waiting, Carlos had finally 'produced' the key. After hosing it down, Mama Knight had been the one to take the key (while thanking her lucky stars she had been wearing gloves) and unlock the door. She immediately fled to the kitchen to douse the key in bleach.
"Hey, at least you weren't the one who swallowed it," Carlos replied to Kendall's remark. The blonde simply shrugged.
"Why did you swallow it anyways?" Georgia asked. Carlos shrugged.
"I was bored and Kendall gave me his keys to play with while Logan was having his panic attack." Georgia shifted her eyes to Kendall, who again shrugged.
"What's with all the shrugging?" Taylor asked, looking genuinely confused. Carlos gasped.
"It's a shrug club!" he exclaimed, shrugging his shoulders. Kendall and Logan shared a look before turning back to their friends.
"You guys are so weird," they chorused. Taylor smiled.
"But you love us!" Taylor exclaimed happily, going up to Kendall and slinging an arm around his shoulder. "Right, Kenny?" Everyone looked at the blonde. They all knew this was when he decided if he was still mad at the girls or not. James and Carlos subconsciously leaned forward in anticipation, awaiting his answer.
"I have no idea why I'm friends with any of you," he said.
"That's 'I forgive you' in Kendall words," Katie said. Instead of responding, Kendall moved Taylor's arm off of his shoulder. Surprised by the sudden shift in weight, the girl stumbled, falling to the ground and landing on her ass.
"Does Taylor need any bandages? Or a ride to the hospital?" Mrs. Knight called from the kitchen. Logan and James helped the blonde girl up before Logan did a quick examination.
"No, she's good," the smart boy called back.
"'Kay!"
It's driven me before and it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around…
"What's that, Kendall? A text from your Grammy?" James teased as Kendall took out his cell phone.
"Actually, it is," he said as he read the text from his phone. He chuckled before typing something and pocketing his phone.
"What'd Grammy Knight say?" Carlos asked.
" She just-"
It's driven me before and it seems to be the way that everyone else gets around…
Kendall pulled out his phone again with a smile. When he read the text, though, his smile suddenly fell. "What's the matter?" Logan asked.
"I have a crazy grandma," he answered before holding the phone out for everyone to see.
From: Grandma
To: Me
They see me rollin', they hatin'
From: Me
To: Grandma
Grammy, you're in a wheelchair…
From: Grandma
To: Me
Ahh, fuck you child. God damn hater grandson. Ungrateful bitch.
From: Me
To: Grandma
O.o
"Oh… wow!" Georgia exclaimed awkwardly.
"Your Grammy sure has some strong feelings about you, huh Kendy?" Taylor teased.
"Shut it, Windsnaw," Kendall sneered playfully. Katie giggled as Taylor turned red at the sound of her last name.
"Whatever, Donald," Taylor shot back with a smug smile.
"Oh, so we're playing the middle name card now?"
"You bet, blondie. Bring it," the girl said, stepping into Kendall's personal bubble.
"Oh, I'm going to bring it. I'm gonna bring all I've got," he smirked, stepping closer to her. Taylor looked down, seeing how close they were standing. When she saw that their toes were almost touching, she looked back up.
"This is a little too close for me," Taylor admitted.
"Yeah, me too," Kendall said with a nod. The two blonds stepped away from each other. Or, at least Kendall did. Taylor ended up accidentally kicking her own shin.
"Ouch! Ugh, that's gonna leave a bruise," she complained, rubbing her leg.
"You okay, Ted?" Carlos asked, looking at the girl worriedly.
"First off, don't call me that. Second, I'm fine. Third, why are we all still wearing our coats? It feels like a freaking sauna in here!" Taylor said, shedding her jacket. Underneath, she was wearing a plain black, long-sleeved blouse to go with her dark wash jeans and sneakers. Sitting on top of her head was a black knit beanie she had gotten from Kendall for her 14th birthday (polyvore . com /cgi /set?id =47923433 – remove the spaces).
Georgia followed her example, revealing a Sesame Street graphic tee (which she rocked, thank you very much!- polyvore . com /cgi /set?id =47924597 –remove the spaces) and, Carlos' favorite-
"Ooh! You're wearing the parrot earrings! They're so adorable!" the Latino squealed, moving towards Georgia to take a closer look.
"You know I'm always wearing them, 'Litos," she said, taking a cautious step backwards and away from Carlos as he peered at her earlobes. "Carlos, I love you, but you're starting to creep me out."
"Maybe I should pierce one of my ears," he said, ignoring Georgia's last comment.
"Dude, when you saw me getting a tattoo, you almost fainted," Kendall said, "I doubt you could get your ears pierced."
"Plus, which ear would you pierce?" James asked.
"Left? Right?" Kendall asked.
"Maybe an eyebrow piercing," Katie suggested.
"No, I don't see Carlos rockin' that one," Logan said, shaking his head.
"Maybe a belly button piercing," Taylor said. When she saw the looks her six friends were giving her, she shrugged. "What?" she asked. Kendall shook his head, a ghost of a smile playing along the edges of his lips.
"Maybe I could pierce my lip," Carlos grabbed the corner of his lip, "Like right here," he said, but it came out sounding more like "Lye rie hehh."
"Carlos, what are you doing?" Mrs. Knight asked as she walked into the room.
"Nuffint, joo?"
"Dude, get you hand out of your mouth," Logan wrinkled his nose.
"My hann innt in my mouff, mih fingrr isf,"
Kendall reached over and grabbed Carlos' wrist, pulling his hand away from his face. Mrs. Knight shook her head with a smile.
"Why don't you kids go upstairs to Kendall's room while Katie I bake some "Cheer up" cookies for you?" she asked kindly. The six teenagers whooped happily as they ran upstairs. Well, five of them ran upstairs. Taylor ended up tripping halfway up the stairs before she gave up and crawled the rest of the way up. Katie laughed when she saw Taylor stand up and run as soon as she got to the top.
Her brother has weird friends.
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So, I'm sorry this took forever to update! My parents grounded me. Ya know, cuz I'm a big badass.
BAHAHAHAHA!
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