The art of seduction by Lex Luthor

Date day One hour to date landing (Lucas pow)

Lucas had spent the entire day making sure that he looked nice. He had brought new sets of clothes directly from French. Lucas had also called every hair expert in Metropolis to make sure his hair was perfect. He was going to wear one of the must expensive sets of tuxedoes ever made.

He even sent a picture of himself to every known homosexual in smallville, to see what they thought about his looks. He got a thump up from nearly everyone. Those who gave him a thump down were people who didn't know themselves that they were gay yet. Amusingly Lucas had sent a picture to Clark and Pete. Both had given him a thump down.

Lucas was now completely prepared for the most important hours of his life. He had so much to win and so much to lose. He hadn't even touched the vodka served during lunch, and he barely tasted the whiskey.

It was a cold day. So Lucas did not risk getting sweaty by actually moving in his clothes. He wandered painlessly around in the mansion. Today would be his one shot at glory.

Date day six hours to date landing (Lana's pow)

It had taken a lot longer then Lana had thought to walk to the Luthor mansion.

On her way there she stumbled across Chloe's article about Lucas and Lex. It had taken her some time to get the meaning behind it. Lex Luthor had kept a secret from her. She was going to land her whole can of angst on him.

She couldn't get why a billionaire would kept a thing like dressing up as a ninja, a secret from her. What could be his reasons?

She was pissed at Lucas too for abandoning her. She had not seen him since he threatened to close down the Talon. Lana thought a second and realised that he hadn't abandoned her. But he had still kept a secret from her.

Lana walked coldly around in Lex mansion. Really slow and bitchy. She entered Lex office without knocking. Ignoring the huge sign Lex had put up saying. Knock or face the consequences.

Little Lana entered the room and fall directly down a trapdoor.

What was down the trapdoor is something you don't need know. All you need to know is that it tried to kill Lana and failed. It however took Lana some time to find the exit. Enough time for me to write about someone that actually has anything to do with the plot.

Date day 6 hours to date landing. (Chloe's pow)

Chloe and Pete were in Metropolis shopping clothes. Actually Pete was only there to carry clothes but that doesn't matter.

They had been in the town several minutes now and Pete had his hands more then full. He wouldn't be able to carry it much longer.

Pete: How are you able to afford all of this?

Chloe: I made some extra money

Pete: Cool

Pete isn't that kind of guy that asks how. He is more like that guy who just says cool.

Chloe: What would you say if i told you Clarks got super powers?

Pete: Cool

This was probably the must pathetic thing about Pete. He wasn't good at playing with words. Chloe was a natural talent and wanted to make Pete sweat a little

Chloe: But he still keeps all his secrets from us. Like he was some kind of Aileen. That would be like

Pete realised that they were dangerously close to the only thing that made him special. The fact that he know Clarks secret. He had to change subject

Pete: Not cool. Where's Lana?

Chloe realised the by the fact that Pete tried to change subject that he know Clarks secret.

Chloe: She is probably busy playing with all of ours favourite alien.

Pete: Do you mean Clark, because he is he only alien I know.

Chloe: Yes was he from now again?

Pete: Kryptone its millions of light-years away.

Chloe: and what is his abilities again?

Pete: Super strength, immortality, Super speed, Stalker vision, Heat vision and stalker hearing.

So Clark had a lot more in his slewed then he showed. Still one or two things were unclear.

Chloe: What is Stalker vision and Stalker hearing?

Pete: Clark is able to see through solid objects with stalker vision. He also has the ability to hear things people says miles away.

Realisation stuck Pete.

Pete: Of course I am joking. Clark has never used his stalker vision to watch you or Lana or anyone else expect Lex.

Chloe: You're telling me that Clark has watched every girl in school naked?

Pete: Yes cool isn't it?

Chloe realised that Clark was a pervert that somebody needed to put to sleep.

Chloe: Its there anything that can hurt Clark?

Pete: Green meteor rocks, he losses all his power if he sees one.

Chloe: Thanks for being such a loyal moron Pete.

She was going to pay Clark a visit some other day and give him some piece of her mind

Pete had realised that how easy it was to blow Clarks secret. He was going to have to leave Smallville before the Kent's found out what he had done. Maybe if he made his parents divorce and managed to give his mom a promotion they would move somewhere safe.

Pete: Could you please just don't tell the Kent's I was the one who told his secret. Say it was Lex or Lionel just don't me. They are going to kill me

Chloe: anything for you. Now get my clothes in the car! And drive me home!

It was time to get back to Smallville. It was a three hour drive so she would only have three hours to prepare for her date.

Date day one hour to date landing (Clarks pow)

Clark had a really rough day. First Chloe found out about his secret. Seconds later Jonathan had a heart attack and barely survived. He was going to have to stay at the hospital the entire day.

Normal Clark could go over to Pete's house then he had a rough day. Pete never asked any question and was quite easy to get along with. But today he had gone to Metropolis with Chloe. Since Clark wasn't keen to meet Chloe he had gone to Lex.

But Lex security people hadn't let him in. Or at least they tried to stop him but he knocked them all out. So he let himself in.

Like Lana he had entered the Lex office without knocking. But unlike Lana he didn't step on the trapdoor. Because it was to small for any normal sized person.

But the trapdoor monster would have been a lot easier to deal with then the horror he saw in Lex office.

Lana was helping Lex dress up as a woman. Lex was doing drag dressing. Worse was the fact that it was heard for him to make out who was Lex and who was Lana. Lex was dressing up in the exact same clothes Lana would had a big raven haired fig on himself. He even wore the same makeup as Lana.

Clark super speeded out of the room as fast as possible. He didn't want to see anymore. By doing this he missed the thousands picture of Chloe Lex had all over the office. As well as a huge laser sticking out of the window.

Date day thirty minutes to take of (Lucas pow)

Lex, Lucas and Lana was in Lex office making the final and Lana was dressed in the same way and wore the same make up. The only difference between them was their height.

Lex: Lucas take this earring, its a transmitter so I will be able to keep in touch with you.

Lucas picked up the pink earring and put it on. Lucas thought it was the less manly trinket he had ever worn.

Lex: If anything goes wrong. I will say something like. The rabbit is out. If I do you must escape as fast as possibly.

Lucas: Escape from what?

Lex: Just do it. There is a lot of things that could go wrong here.

Lucas: Like you blowing up the entire plan to the subject's best friend.

This wasn't the time to mention that he, Lucas had blown up the plan to the subject. Not to mention giving Lex a one way ticket to Belle reve who dressed up as ninjas was not considered cool anymore. The best way to get rid of them was putting them in sanatoriums.

Lex: Lana is on our side in this conflict. We share the same goal.

For some reason Lucas found it weird that Lana wanted to get Lex a naked picture of her. Specially then it was putting her best friend in risk. But after all you couldn't argue with a Lana's IQ.

Lex: Lana will stay her hooked up on a direct contact with both of us. we will use code names during the operation. Then we mention the entire team you me and Lana. We will call us The League of L,Ls

Lucas rolled his eyes. This had gone from weird to retarded but he didn't say anything.

Lex: Lucas your codename is Bond, Lucas Bond. My code name will be Alexander Luthor the great. Lana's code name will be something that says clearly that she watches over us. Maybe watch hawk.

Lana: I once saw a hawk get shot down from a watchtower.

Lex: That's it your code name will be watchtower.

Lucas rolled his eyes again. He would have enjoyed a normal date. But no Lex was going to use his date as a way to gain something. He just had to get a naked picture of a girl he just had dressed up as.

Maybe he should bale out before he ended up in jail. After all he was Bond, Lucas Bond. Surely he would be able to escape.

Lex: If you see dad use the codename Lion king and we will withdraw immediately.

At the same time in Lionel's office. And for those of you who wonders its still date day.

Lionel sat in his chair laughing his ass off. Ha had surveillance cameras in Lex office and had seen everything. He had seen Clark use his power. Not to mention Lex dress up as Lana.

Maybe he would pay a visit in this operation. After all he was a true master and he would not keep Clark out of it.

What will happen in the next chapter?

Will Chloe and Lucas end up doing it?

Will Lana actually do something?

Will Lex be exposed as a cross dresser?

What is Lionel planning?

Will Clark die? Is Lex going insane? Is Pete going to save the day? Is Chloe going to use her knowledge of Clark's power? Will Lucas betrayal Lex? All of this question will be answered now.

1: yes

2: yes

3: LOL no

4: Hell yeah

5: No he is going to go down with his insane brother. Of course he is betraying Lex.

Seriously check out the last chapter, (If it ever comes out.)