To: Magnus Bane
From: Alec Lightwood
SUBJECT: Sorry

Good morning or afternoon, Magnus, who knows when you'll get this?

Um, yeah, so you know how we were meant to go to see that movie, uh, The Avenges? And you know how you were really looking forward to it and you said I'd love it? Well, I can't make it to the movies, something has come up and it urgently needs my attention tomorrow, when we said we'd go see the movie, but maybe we can go see it some other time?

I'm really, really, sorry Magnus. I'll feed Chairmen Meow for a week, if you forgive me.

Love,
Alec.

RE: Sorry

My Alexander,

Oh, don't worry about it, it's not like it's the first time you cancelled on something I really wanted to do. I'm getting used to it by now.

Curiosity piquing, what came up? Maybe you need some extremely sparkly assistance. Plus, I'm growing tired of all these people in our house. Mrs Fray? Seriously?

Not to mention Isabelle. Oh, god. She thinks nobody is observant enough to notice that she's been sleeping with Simon all night. Honestly. This is growing tiresome.

Don't worry about Chairman Meow. His fat enough as it is.

Again, don't worry. I'm used to it.

Magnus

RE: RE: Sorry

Magnus,

MAGGIE, PLEASE, I FEEL BAD ENOUGH ALREADY! It's not like I purposely cancel on you, I'm a Shadowhunter, my job isn't really on a schedule. And I don't like cancelling on you, either, so…

ISABELLE IS SLEEPING WITH SIMON!? WHAT!? When did this happen? Why wasn't I notified? Why didn't I see Simon come in? AHH SO MANY QUESTIONS.

What came up? Uh…it's just something with Jace…me and Izzy have to go investigate something in an old church down the road. You don't need to come, you have clients, I wouldn't want to prevent you from doing your job.

You offered to let Mrs Fray stay, just saying.

Chairmen Meow isn't fat. He's pudgy.

:*********(

LOVE,
Alec.

RE: RE: RE: Sorry

My Alexander,

O_o

Ok, sweetie, never call me 'Maggie' again, ok? It's kind of alarming.

Sweet Pea, you don't need to reason with me, I get it and I'm not mad that your job means more than your relationships. I know what it's like to date a Shadowhunter, remember?

Alec. Your sister sleeps with everyone. Get over it. Not all people are prudes.

Don't freak ;p. I wasn't going to come. I hate churches, they remind me of Camille.

I took him to the vet and he was diagnosed obese. Stop coddling him otherwise he'll get fatter.

Magnus