Ch 3

GF- Welcome back to my house where we will answer more questions. So do ya'll like it so far? I thank all of you for your reviews. Here we go!

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Pickle Toast asks,

Hiya! I just got started getting into KH and I have to say that everyone is completely and epicly awesome...anywho...

First, sorry I have to ask, but..Roxas? Axel? Can I has a hug? I read the manga version of KH2 and I feel really bad for the both of you. Especially Roxas. Hugs make everything better...right?

Marluxia, is your hair naturally pink like that? And that scythe! Is it hard to fight with it?

Sora - Why do you always seem so hyper? Are you eatting sugar and coffee when no one is looking?

Riku - I'm curious. Why the blindfold? Why? You have such nice eyes. WHY?

That's it! Thnx again!

P.S. - DiZ? No offense, but you're a racist, heartless jerk. NOBODIES ARE PEOPLE TOO! -cries and then condems DiZ to hell- Just for that, Org XI and Roxy and Axel get more love!

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GF- Thanks a bunch for the questions, well Roxas, Axel take us off.

Roxas + Axel- Sure you can. (hugs are given)

Background noise- AWWWWWWWW.

Marluxia- It is awesome isn't it. Oh wait that wasn't your question. Well yeah it is naturally that color and if anyone ask me to dye it I will cut off their head with this scythe. MWAHAHAHA!

Everyone- (Hides in fear)

Sora- I'm scared.

Marluxia- You should be.

GF- Finish your question!

Marluxia- No it isn't hard to fight with, not if your as skilled as me.

GF- coughsurecough.

Marluxia- What was that?

GF- Oh nothing.

Sora- I'm just an upbeat kinda guy. Riku gave me some pixie sticks once and I ran around the islands like 5 times.

Riku- The blindfold keeps Ansem and the darkness inside me from coming out and killing all my buddies. I know my eyes are pretty thanks.

GF- Well Diz/Ansem is not here, but I have managed to acquire there phone numbers so hold on.

GF- (Dials phone number)

Ansem- Hello.

GF- Hi Diz/Ansem, we have a questioner here who condemns you to hell for hating nobodies. See you should have been nice to nobodies. Bye!

Vexen- Well I'll do the next question.

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emopoketrainer asks,

Im loving this so far^^ Um - questions...

Xemnas - just to let you know i think you are the most awesome, and an eye-patch would only take away from your sexyness...frankly i dont know what the big deal is over Riku and the rest. Will you go out with me?

Axel - i love your hair...does anyone help you style it?

Saix - Who (besides Xemnas) do you get along the best with?...and why?

Demyx - Will you dance with me? But only if Xemnas says it's ok ;)

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Xemnas- Thank you I finally get some love, and you don't think I would look good with an eye patch, well then I won't get one. Sure I'll go out with you, wait are you old or young? I guess though I could date you.

Axel- Well thanks for the compliment and my hair is completely natural, no styling is even needed.

Saix- I would have to say Xaldin. He doesn't act like a child all the time, and he doesn't try to kill me. He is cooler than all of you losers.

Demyx- Of course I'll dance with you, can I Xemmy?

Xemnas- If you never call me that again.

Demyx- Yay! Thanks Xemmy. (Dances with Reviewer)

GF- Next question is from a good friend of mine, here we go.

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Jvexen asks,

Ok first that was hilarious.

Marluxia- WTH is up with you and pink?

Roxas- How did you run up the wall like a complete BA?

Axel- I don't have a question i just wanted to say your awesome

Vexen- Why don't you use your power to its full ability? you could be the best person ever but your not... WHY?

Larxene- Why are you such a pain in the butt to everybody?

Xigbar- Do you realize how dead you'd be without those dang guns?

Demyx- you could be cool too, not as cool as vexen [no pun intended]. no question i just wanted to state it.

Luxard- Who would win? you or Chris Angel? and can i call you Lucky?

Zexion- really a book? Why a book man?

Xion- so its been said that it was a bad thing to get you angry... how true is this?

Xemnas- I hate you

Mickey- If it were physically possible would you team up with Yoda just to be awesome like that?

Xaldin- Do you realize how wussy it is that you have to make your stupid dragon and yet you still die?

Siax- How did you get that scar?

Lexius- Are you an indian?

Everyone- What songs do you think would define your personality?

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GF- Thanks for the compliment Vex. You are the best. (hands you a new xbox game) I know you like cookies so you don't get one. HA!

Marluxia- Pink is amazing okay? Don't you ever dis the pink or I will personally kill you. My hair just turned this color when I became a nobody and I like flowers. Got a problem with it? I didn't think so!

Roxas- I was awesome like that.

Xaldin- Don't lie Roxas tell them the truth.

Roxas- Okay fine Xaldin gave me a little boost with his wind powers, but I'm still Badass okay.

Axel- I know I'm awesome you don't have to tell we.

GF- Go Axel

Fangirls- (Cheer for Axel)

Vexen- I AM the coolest you know it. Your named after me for Kingdom Hearts Sake. I could destroy all of these guys.

GF- Then why don't you?

Vexen- Because I'm too focused on my Scientifical Discoveries to worry about Sora.

GF- You know Scientifical isn't a word right?

Vexen I don't care okay!

Larxene- Because it is fun to mess with everyone, especially Axel and Roxas. My latest Prank was filling their organization cloaks with ice ,which cooled off the hothead for sure.

Xigbar- As IF!

Everyone- (Jumps Xigbar) Shut UP!

Demyx- I don't get the pun, and what do you mean I'm not the best? I can play a beastly Sitar, how can you not think I am amazing, you know what song I can play on my Sitar, Coffee by dethklok,so I am awesome.

Luxord- You spelled my name wrong, but I win at everything, I saw this Chris Angel guy on TV and I can so own him in any Card Game. Me and Him in Poker. Who would you bet on? Sure you can call me Lucky.

Zexion- I like to read. And I can trap people in my book.

Xion- I am a happy person, where did you hear those lies?

Marluxia- (posting rumors about Xion on MySpace)

Xion- Marluxia!!!!

GF-No Fights, or at least take it outside.

Xion- Okay (drags Marluxia outside)

GF- That answers your question Jvex.

Xion-(Nearly Kills Marluxia)

Xemnas- I get no love other than love from emopoketrainer.

GF- Its not that I hate you, its just your not my absolute favorite, but I still like you.

Xemnas- Really?

GF- No, but it sounded good Right?

Xemnas- (cries)

Mickey- Of course I would, but I would show that green goblin migit creature thing my awesomeness. (Can't touch this plays again)

Xaldin- Hey I'm not a wuss, I will hunt you down and kill you. (Growls like a beast)

Demyx- Run, Run Away!

Siax- Well The Superior threw a party to welcome Roxas and I didn't really wanna go, but I was forced. Well, I ended up getting slightly drunk from the beer and wine Xemnas had brought for the occasion.

Axel- A little drunk, you were slammed!

Saix- Anywho. . . . I woke up with this scar on my face.

Larxene- (Snickers)

Siax- I figured you had something to do with it Larxene. (growls at Larxene.)

Lexaues(sp?): No I am not from Indian descent why would you think that?

GF- Okay now for the songs, I assume you mean favorite, but they are kinda like the same thing. My favorite is FireFly by Breaking Benjamin, but you probably know that already.

Sora- Ob-la-di Ob-la-da by the Beatles, it is just a really happy song.

Namine- Circus by Brittney Spears. Surprised?

GF- Yeah.

Riku- I will not bow by Breaking Benjamin. It is a cool song that lifts my spirits and gets me pumped up.

Kairi- Lollipop by Lil'Wayne. Who cares if I like Rap?

Xemnas- Letterbomb by Greenday.

GF- (laughs) only because of the first part, those of you who have heard the song know what I am talking about.

Xigbar- Dream On by Aerosmith, dream on if you think you can beat me.

Xaldin- I believe I can fly, except I know I can fly.

Vexen- Ice Ice Baby. No surprise there, huh?

Lexaeus- Indestructible by Disturbed, because I am Indestructible.

Zexion- Ohio is for Lovers, yeah I know its an emo song. Its by Hawthorn Heights to let you know.

Siax- Bark at the Moon by the one and only Ozzy Osbourne, but I prefer to call it Bark at Kingdom Hearts.

Axel- Disco Inferno by well I'm not sure, but its got a reference to fire. Burn Baby Burn!

Demyx- I don't know its so hard, but I would have to say it is a tie between three songs, I'm on a Boat by The Lonely Island, My Sitar, and the Happy Song.

Luxord- Poker Face by Lady Gaga, did you actually expect something different?

Marluxia- I hate music, but I like Crank Dat by Solja Boy Tell 'Em.

Larxene- Crazy B**ch by buckcherry, it describes me so much.

Everyone- True that.

Roxas- How do you sleep by Jesse McCartney. He sounds just like me.

Xion- Fake It by Seether because I am just a fake.

Repliku- I pick the same thing as Xion.

Mickey- I like Thriller by Micheal Jackson. R.I.P MJ.

GF- That was fun we have time for one more question though I have been writing this for like an hour and its 2 in the morning. Don't Stop Believin'. Journey Rules!

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Nekotsubasa asks,

Aw, why wouldn't I respond? This is fun. :3

Sora: (is hugged) Pft, I feel like I'm being hugged by someone younger than me even though you're two or three years older than me depending on whether you're 15 or 16. Seriously, Sora, why are you so cute and little?

Riku: Well, I've never gotten one of those coats, so I wouldn't know. :\ Actually, there was that one time that I stole Axel's coat, but the sea salt ice cream magically appearing in the pockets kind of freaked me out, so I returned it. I think I might have actually developed better fashion sense after that experience...

Roxas: Yeah, but now you'll be really short when you're an adult. Is that why Zexion is so short? And I agree, you'd make a horrible pervert and wouldn't be cute at all. D:

Axel: PSHT. YOU'RE ON. WHERE THIS DOG SUIT. (hands over dog suit)

Marluxia: I'll try not to kill it. D: It's really cloudy where I live now that its getting colder, so I'm not sure if it'll live very long if it doesn't get enough sunlight. *sobs* THE BURIAL SERVICE SHALL BE EPIC.

Xion: I thought you were supposed to be Riku's love interest or something to make him seem less gay.

Vexen: Aw, it's okay. At least you tried.

Zexion: *snickers* I would have picked Marluxia because he's pretty, or Demyx because he's absolutely adorable, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Lexaeus: BACK AWAY FASTER. D:

Now that I'm back I can ask the questions I meant to ask earlier.

Demyx, you make a lot of funny noises, even though its cute when you do it. Do you do them on purpose to boost your adorableness, or does it some naturally?

Xemnas, if I lose my heart, can I be a Nobody and join your Organization? I would feel very lonely being a Dusk... Also, how do you feel about your nickname, 'Mansex'? XD

Saix: Are you human or another species? With the pointy ears and beserky-ness and the yellow eyes and stuff...

Xigbar: Are any of those scars from actual battles, or were they all from pranks gone wrong using your space powers?

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Sora- I like being Cute and Little, it is just the way I am.

Riku- You see I told you so, the cloak is magic. It is quite amazing.

Zexion- Hey, I'm only sixteen.

Roxas- It's my question Shut Up. I don't age because I am a nobody so it doesn't even matter. :(

Axel- A Dog Suit. OMG! I always wanted one of these, if I wear can I keep it. (puts on dog suit and does a model walk) I know what your thinking "Oh Axel he's so Sexy and he's really working that dog suit" I know I am.

Marluxia- As long as I am invited to the Burial Service it is all good, I can even revive if you want it.

Riku- Hey!

Xion- Riku isn't gay, besides I think he wants Kairi but Sora gets her and Riku is left alone by himself.

Vexen- I have mastered it (Holds up a bottle and the retrieve item theme from Zelda plays) here you go now you will go to bed at no later than ten. Do not use while driving late at night. Try it out, or do you want me to make it later.

GF- Vexen can I have one of those, it is 2:30 and I am still typing this.

Vexen- Sure (Hands over bottle)

GF- Thanks.

Zexion- It is my choice now leave me alone.

Lexaues- (Backs away Faster)

Demyx- The noises come naturally, but I love them, and everyone seems to love me.

Xemnas- Of course you can join, but I doubt any heartless are going to attack you. I hate my nickname and it just further proves why I need a heart and get back to the real world so that this can stop.

GF- It will never stop.

Siax- As far as you know I am ¾ human and ¼ berserk elf thing.

Xigbar- Well I got the eye patch from trying to play a trick on Larxene, and one of them was from me getting Axel mad when I beat up Roxas, but the others are from battle.

GF- What did you do to get your eye cut out by Larxene?

Xigbar- Well I sneaked into her shower. My mistake.

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GF- Well I'll see ya'll next time, I need some more questions so don't forget to review. I also been meaning to take a moment of silence for Wayne Allwine the voice of Mickey who passed away so R.I.P. Wayne

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GF- Okay see ya'll next time!