Twilight's Talk Show!
Naruto:...ahh this is the worst thing that ever happened to me...
Me: get used to it
Twopaw
YAY!! GO AUTHOR!! AWESOME!! mail mail mail!! I feel simple today so. I'm just going to ask the author to torture everybody here anyway she wants. And...Sasuke can come out now. O.K!! I GET A EGG! Wehoo!! Bye! UPDATE!!
Me: u lot do wanna hear the rest of the fortunes right?
Sora: If you ditch Kairi again, you'll regret it
Riku: Drop the cool guy act OR ELSE
Kairi: If Sora ditches you again, he'll suffer badly
Naruto:...Raman is totally out of your reach
Sasuke:...loser...traitor...
Sakura:...YAY Sasuke likes you!
Ino: hi! Ino piggy
Shikamaru: Why do I even bother? It's to troublesome
Choji: hi! You want chips?
Shino: Hi!! You'll encounter an ugly spider soon! (borrows Harley's Ariodos)
Kiba: Hi! You'll have a very good day today...better than the rest anyway
Hinata: Somebody likes you back but the idiot's to stupid to know
Lee: Youth was out of date decades ago
Tenten:...Hi! Neji-loser never thanked you right?
May: DID YOU KNOW THOSE ROSES WHERE NEVER FOR BEAUTIFLY?
Ash: Your Aipom is a girl
Misty: Did you know the person you like, likes you back?
Dawn: You'll compete in the Grand Festival...sometime in your life
Paul: Something bad will happen within 3 chapters
Everyone except me:...you call that fortunes?
Me:...yay might as well have fun right?
Everyone:...
Me:...the reviews are good enough
UmbreonGirl
Drew, I'm feeling mean today so I'll renew that pink hair dare to 3 more chapters (insert more evil laughter here)
I dare Paul to kiss Dawn!
I dare Ash to ask Misty out! (I'm a pokeshipper also!)
Hinata admit you love Naruto! (you cant get out of this)
Drew: NO!!!!!!!
Me: (holds pokeball up threateningly)
Drew: (winces) fine
Paul: oh sure (kiss Dawn)
Dawn: faints
Me: (stops cam recorder)...are all the girls turning into Hinata?? Whatever...yay at last or I'll have MY Pikachu blast you with thunder
Ash: oh fine...Misty will you go out with me?
Misty: sure...like now?
Me: yea now heres some money (hands Ash some money)...JUST SPIT IT OUT HINATA
Hinata: Naruto...I really like you...you know...love-like...
Naruto: (wakes up from nap) huh? Hinata did you say something?
Me, Kairi, May, Dawn, Sakura, Ino, Tenten: IDIOT!!!
Naruto:????????
Kiba: um...thank you...? (Thinks: Whoa that fortune was right!)
theredone1223
Naruto gang:
I dare you all to become a Pokemon of the author's choice! And stay in that form til chapter 5 or 6 comes out!
Kingdom Hearts:
Riku, seeing how you failed to complete my last dare, at least I believe that you did, I dare you to dive into the pool that has Drew's fangirls in it! And no one can help you unless you shout out which girl or guy, since some people like you being paired up with a guy sometimes, you have a major crush on!!
Ash:...how should I know and IT'S POKEMON NOT THE REAL WORLD
Me: MWAHHHHAAAA
Naruto cast: uh oh...
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Me: hee hee I gave you all something that you can enjoy!
Forms:
Naruto: Totodile
Sasuke: Wigglytuff
Sakura: Bellosom
Ino: Vileplume
Shikamaru: Snorlax
Choji: Munchlax
Hinata: Mudkip
Kiba: Skitty
Shino: Beedrill
Lee: Pichu
Tenten: Vaporeon
Neji: Bagon
Gaara: Flygon
Temari: Buizel
Kankuno: Spindia
Tsunade: Persian (she could use the PAY DAY)
Jiraiya: Igglybuff
Orochimaru: Caterpie (haha now get a fire pokemon and use Fire Blast on him, he won't stand a chance)
Kabuto: Kabuto (lol get it?)
Me: (yawn) didn't feel like turning the Jonin leaders into something
Sasuke, Kiba, Orochimaru, Kankuno: SOMETHING WE CAN ENJOY?!
Tsunade: (sneaks off to use Pay Day)
Choji: (munch, munch) lol I dun mind this form
Kabuto:...urg why me?
Naruto: aww well, my form is CUTE! (dance with Hinata)
Hinata: (blush)
Riku:...no
Me:...yes
Riku: no
Me: NINETAILS OVER-
Riku: okay okay! (jumps in pool)
fangirls: WE LOVE RIKU TOO!
Riku: urg...
Me: leave him there
May5000
Pokemon Gang!
Ash: I dare you to go and ask Misty out. Then go to Kabuto and ask im to make you smarter.
Misty: say yes to ash's date and heres $300 for you date. hands $300 dollars over to Misty
Dawn: I dare you to get Paul jealous by kissing Gary and have someone pin him down.
Paul: I dare you to beat the heck outta Gary after the kiss!
Drew: I have your diary! I dare you to read pgs. 6,10, and 16 out loud!
May: Did you know you have 10,0,0,0,0,0,0 fan boys?
Brock: I dare you to flirt with Solidad and then let her pokemon attack you.
Kingdom heart people.
I don't know any of you guys, so can you please tell me a little bit about yourselves?
Riku:punches him so hard that he flew around the world then lands back into the author's place. I hate the cool guy act.
Naruto: what about Hinata?
Me: (holds up Kabuto) go on...hurry up!
Kabuto: WTH I'm a damn Pokemon, I can't use medical-ninjutsu!
Me: OH YES YOU CAN!
Kabuto: whatever...(makes brain cells)
Naruto: oh...I see...Hinata is that shy and stuff because...
Me: (drops Kabuto in a 500 ft deep pool) yea...
Naruto: she's all shy because...she has a crush on somebody...
Me and girls: (sigh) baka
Sasuke: I can't understand it either (wobbles around trying to get used to being a Wigglytuff) I rather not..sorry
fangirls: AWW WIGGLYTUFF SASUKE!
Sakura: um he's like the most popular guy in the class!
Shikamaru: your killing my ears OKAY
Me: go do 100 push ups
Neji: oh sure...
Me: it's ANNOYING
Tenten: (mutters something about childhood crush) Neji..come on unless you wanna...
Me: GET BLASTED BY MY SALAMANCE!
Neji: evil...we're Pokemon!
Me: whatever...JUST GO ALREADY! GO SALAMANCE!
Tenten: uh oh...COME ON NEJI UNLESS YOU WANNA GET KILLED
Me: (snaps fingers)
Itachi: what now? (reads dare) Okay..(slaps Kisame) Now leave me in peace
Me: (hands Ino hair dye)
Ino:...(dyes hair) This isn't pretty
Ash: again? Misty will you go out with me?
Misty: sure (takes money) Let's see if we can find Neji and Tenten
Me: (fishes Kabuto out of the pool) ASHY BOY
Ash: oh yea
Kabuto: Why am I doing this again? (makes brain cells)
Me: wait...Gary isn't here...
Paul:Phew
Me: whatever...GARY GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OVER HERE!
Gary: what?
Dawn: (kiss cheek)
LOL as usual...Sora and Drew pin him down
Paul: At least...(beats the pulp out of Gary)
Drew: read...wha?
Me: Your diary loser
Drew: Okay...(reads about the time where he met May, Hoenn Grand Festival, and after Kanto grand festival)
May: OMG I DO?
Brock: Um...(flirts with Solidad)
All her Pokemon attack him and nearly kills him
Sora: Okay, I'm the main character, and the hero of the game and...
Me: and the friend ditcher, total doofus, and has a crush on Kairi
Sora:...
Kairi: Um I'm Kairi, I'm the female part of the trio and..
Me: can't fight, is all pissed she can't, has crush on Sora
Kairi:...
Riku: I'M STILL STUCK IN THE POOL SAVE ME SOMEBODY!
Me: okay...he's the cold-hearted jerk, never drops the cool guy act and have a crush on Kairi but she's WAY out of his reach
Riku:...
Me: next review
Tenten, Neji, Ash and Misty comes back from date
DaydreamerGal
Naruto: What do you think of the Pervy Sage?
Hinata: KISS NARUTO!
Sora: I dare you to jump in a pool brimmed to the top with rabid heartless. (Keh-heh-heh. -cackles manically-)
May: DIE YOUR HAIR BLACK AND GO EMO!
Paul: ADMIT YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT KENNY!
Kenny: Why do you call Dawn Dee-dee?
Drew: Ello, Rose-boy. Can I call you that? What about Grass-head? The-Guy-Who-Has-A-Rosebush-In-His-Pants-Guy? Will you kiss Ash for me?
Ash: (After your done kissing Drew) Tell your feelings about Anabell. I KNOW YOU LIKE HER! Or are you really THAT dense? How 'bout it, Dense Ashy-boy?
Drew: RABID FANGIRLS! JUMP IN A POOL FULL OF THEM FOR ME!
May: KISS BRENDEN!
Misty: Tell everybody you like Gary.
Anabell: Do you really have feelings for Ash?
Brock: ROOM FULL OF HOT WOMEN! I dare you to stay in one without flirting... for, say, an hour? Yeah, let's go with an hour.
Sora: KISS TWILIGHT!
Naruto: he's a perv
Hinata: (kiss Naruto's cheek, faints)
Naruto: Hinata? Are you okay?
Sora (gulp) Jumps in)
Me: (hands May hair dye)
May: (dyes hair and goes emo)
Drew:...
Paul: I hate the guts of the guy
Kenny:...why? Thats personal. Okay...(glances at Paul) um...
Me: um um um WHATEVER
Drew: NO NO NO NO!
Me: Roselia, Petal Dance!
Drew gets hit by petal dance
Me: you want another go?
Drew: (does it)
Me: EWWW I hate Respectshipping
Ash: what about Annabel?
Me: yea...he really is that dense
Drew: AHH NO!
Me: (holds up Neji) Do it! Or I'll have him use ember!
Neji: Like I'm going to follow your orders
Drew: I'll get hit by something...(jumps)
fangirls: DREW WE LOVE YOU TO DEATH!
May: (kiss)
Drew who was in the pool did not see that
Misty:...oh fine LISTEN WORLD I LIKE GARY!
Gary: (dances victory dance) Oh yea!
Me:...I hate whatever shipping that is
Annabel: yea...sort of
Brock: uh oh...
Misty and Max push him in room locks door and throws key away
Me: somebody go rescue Sora
Kairi: (goes save Sora)
Sora: already?! I'll die
Me: sure you will! I don't have all day!
Sora: (kiss)
Me: (punches him hard on face) Next!
PandaNeko
Naruto people:
Neji be nice and if you are a genius why don't you get the fortune cookie
Sasuke please do us all a favor and just shut up for about 5 chapters
Naruto kiss Hinata
If Krow is here then make him kiss Tenten and strong people Hold Neji or else you all might die
Pokemon: Not a lot this round
Misty can you his Ash when ever he brags about stuff
Brock love you but you have to get a LIFE really badly
Ash same you need a life too
Drew lose the cool guy attitude and wow you do suck at school I bet May bets you at that
Yeah that's it this week my brain hurts but I will be back and you shall all fear my return! It will be scary
Neji: yea I get the stupid fortune, Thanks Tenten
Sasuke:...
Naruto: (kiss Hinata)
Hinata: (blush, faints)
Me: oh crap...theres no one here strong enough to hold Neji down...wait he's a little Bagon so...Spheal, Ice Beam!
Neji: (frozen solid)
Krow: (kiss Tenten)
Misty: sure!
Ash: um...I got like the best Pokemon in the world..
Misty: (hits Ash hard on head with hammer)
Brock: thanks for the damn tip
Drew:...yea I know
aquadragonsayian
Paul: I dare you to... dye your hair blue and act like Saix for... 2 chapters.
Saix: I dare you to smack anyone that annoys you with Misty's mallet.
One of you people: I dare one of you to bug Xemnas until the end of the chapter.
Naruto: I dare you drink a milkshake as fast as you can!
Paul: (dies hair) okay...um...
Saix: oh...some stupid annoying shadow...okay (whacks Demyx, Sora, Brock, Naruto)
Me: lol can I appoint somebody?
All guys: (thinks: NOT ME PLEASE)
Me: GARY!
Gary: uh oh...okay...Can I call you 'Man Sex'?
Everybody plus author: uh oh...he shouldn't have done that...
Xemnas:...urg!
Me:...(hands Naruto milkshake)
Naruto: (drinks in 3.5 seconds)
Gary: AHH IS IT THE END! SAVE ME!
Me: yeah unfortunately it's the end...who ever reviews get to hug any one of the Pokemon Naruto people!