Afterschool Tweek walked timidly through the courtyard towards the parking lot. He didn't know where Kenny wanted to meet. It didn't take long before Tweek felt hands on his shoulders. Tweek looked behind him and saw Kenny bright smile.
"Hey lover boy." Kenny Teased.
Tweek shrugged him off.
"Let's go get some coffee." Kenny smiled.
Tweek eyes lit up. Tweek was not one to turn down Coffee, ever.
The two drove to a local coffee shop and got some coffee to go. Tweek never liked going to his family shop. He worked there on the weekends and he had one too many bad memories there. He tried to avoid it as often as he could. After they got their coffee, they drove to a local park. The whole time they exchanged small talk between each other. Kenny was at ease, but Tweek was nervous.
The two were sipping their coffee together on a bench at the park when finally, Tweek couldn't take it anymore.
"Alright, tell me why we are here." Tweek demanded.
"Well, I have a couple of question for you. I figured a park would be secluded enough and coffee would calm you down. Even though it's making me more jittery." Kenny shook his hand.
"What?" Tweek hid behind his cup, fearing the worse.
Kenny eased on the bench and looked out at the park. "Why did you ask me to fuck you?"
Tweek eyes widen he quickly looked down.
Kenny didn't take any notice. "At first, I thought it was, sure, you are the only gay kid, or openly gay kid, at our school. You wanted to have sex before college or something. Then when we made our deal, I figured you be awkward and stiff the whole time. I wouldn't get turned on, so, we make a new deal of you order a pizza and I touch it or something. But that didn't happen." Kenny looked at Tweek. "Because you don't act like a virgin."
Tweek played with the coffee cup nervously.
"There is more to the story, and I want to know." Kenny demanded. Tweek still didn't look up. "I know you want to tell it too. C'mon you can trust me. After all I did take your virginity."
Tweek let out a breath. Tweek did need to talk to someone about it. Kenny would be the best person for it. Kenny wasn't the type to go tell people. "I was a virgin. You did take it." Tweek looked up at Kenny. "But it wasn't supposed to be you who took it."
Kenny furrowed his brows as he looked on at Tweek. Tweek took another breath.
"I had a boyfriend… You know him, Craig Tucker."
"Really?" Kenny smiled. "I always did suspect."
"Yeah, a lot people did. That why he hid it more. When I came out he was mad at me because he thought it made him look more queer. I didn't get it. I wanted him to come out. I wanted us to be a thing. But, he wasn't ready and I wasn't going to push him. We isolated ourselves from everyone because of his insecurities. I didn't mind though, he was more than my boyfriend he was my best friend. I told him, I loved him. I got tired of waiting for him, I wanted him to come out and make our relationship real. To calm me down he promised me we go all the way. He would take my virginity because as he put it, he would be the only man to ever touch me. He would be the only man to love me. So, we made a plan, and days went by. Craig slowly became more distant. He always had excuses for why we couldn't hangout. I trusted him, even though my gut said something was wrong." Tweek looked down at his coffee. He took a big swig of it. "Then that day at school happened. In front of everyone in the quad, he was wrapped up in Cindy Jones."
"Cindy Jones?" Kenny asked. "I did her."
Tweek shot Kenny a glare, but Kenny didn't mind. "Yeah, aren't they still together?
"Yup." Tweek spat. "I remember seeing them on display. I slashed his bicycle tires that day. He confronted me about it. He said things like "It was just for fun." And "We couldn't keep doing it forever." The best part was he made a plan. Cindy best friend Veronica, thought I was cute. I would date her and it be perfect."
"I take it, you weren't too hot for that plan." Kenny asked back.
Tweek shook his head bitterly. "No. After that…" Tweek shrugged. "He was a ghost. Disappeared. Even though we share classes together, it's like it never happened."
Tweek finger nail dug at the sticker on the coffee cup. " So…" Tweek let out another sigh. "I was depressed. Especially since he did leave with something and I had- well nothing. I guess I got pissed or- I just thought what's a better F you! Then by me getting-"
"F'ed?" Kenny smiled.
"Yeah, I heard rumors about you. That you fuck anything. I thought maybe…"
"I would like to say the rumors aren't true, but I don't think I have much ground to make on that case." Kenny smiled.
Tweek sighed. "Yeah, but, I wish something had change. Something that Craig could noticed. I kind of wanted him to know that I did it."
Kenny nodded. "Then I think I can help you."
Tweek glanced over at Kenny.
"Be my boyfriend." Kenny said with a smile.
"What?" Tweek squeezed his cup.
"Yeah, it's perfect. We pretend to be an item. Hold hands in the hall. Craig sees it and gets pissed. Hell maybe he dump that Cindy and run back to you." Kenny nudged Tweek.
Tweek furrowed his brows. "Why would you do this?"
"Well, I be getting something too. I want to play the gay angle to get chicks." Kenny cracked his neck.
"There no way that would work." Tweek glared back.
"You be surprised." Kenny shot him a grin. "Plus, I do have one condition. I want blow jobs."
"What?" Tweek squeaked.
Kenny cleared his throat. "As much as I hate to admit it. You are really good at it. And my body been craving them since yesterday. I need to get you out of my system."
Tweek bit his lower lip as he processed what Kenny was saying.
"So, what do you say? Be my boyfriend." Kenny smiled.
Tweek mind raced. He thought about everything that could go wrong. But then he remembered how for the first time Craig did talk to him. Tweek felt suddenly torn, part of him cried out that maybe they could get Craig back. But then a louder deeper voice raged about how Tweek could get revenge. Make Craig see what he lost. Tweek felt a smile cross his face.
"Alright." Tweek smiled back at Kenny. Then he leaned in close to Kenny. "But I want sex."
Kenny eyes widen as he took in Tweek.
Two devils sat on the bench at the local park that day, and without knowing, both started something bigger then themselves.