Naruko: Sono Kouhi Oujou
By: TwinkleUzuki CodeName NekoKit
Beta'd By: EzzBomb2010
Chapter 4
Twinkle: Okay… I know nobody is happy about how short these chapters are. Here's the poll.
Who should Naruko be with?
Sasuke – 22 (EzzBomb: YAY!)
Itachi – 25 (EzzBomb: NOO!)
Shikamaru – 6
Kakashi – 1
Kiba – 2
Shino – 1
Lee - 1
OC – 0
Should Naruko's parents be alive?
Yes – 14 (EzzBomb: YAY!...Again...)
No – 5
Kushina Should – 3
Minato Should – 3
Who should Kyuubi be with?
Tenzou – 18
Kakashi – 6
OC – 0
What should Naruko's Bloodline be called?
Hell's Eyes – 7
Eyes of the Shinigami – 7
Eye of the Demon Clan – 12 (EzzBomb: Sounds awesome)
Should Naruko be a hanyou? (half demon)
Yes – 14 (YAY! ...Again...Again...)
No – 7
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(Two Years Later)
"AHH!"
"Tell me you cock sucking faggot!"
It's been like this ever since Naruko's been in the ANBU, the scream there were more frequent than in the mental hospital.
"Tell me, damnit!"
"Okay!" the man squealed, "I tried to kill the Hokage because Orochimaru-sama ordered me- ack!" Naruko walked out of the interrogation room with blood all over her face. She went to her 'office' to clean the blood in the bathroom. After she freshened up, she started to take a stroll around the building, to the training grounds. When she was almost there, she was stopped by Tenzou.
"Naru-chan, Hokage-sama wishes to see you." he said. She nodded and shushined to the outside of the building before taking to the roof tops. Once she was at the huge tower, she jumped through the window and landed right before the Hokage.
"Yo, ojiji-chan!" she said, smiling. Hiruzen smiled back at her.
"Hello, Naru-chan. I bet you're probably wondering why I called you here." he said as she nodded. "Tomorrow, the academy students are taking a field trip to the ANBU building to see how they work. And you are to be their tour guide." He put his hands over his ears and waited for the outburst.
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"WHAT!"
"Naru-chan, you're to only one who can take them. Ibiki's too scary, Anko's too sadictic, and Tenzou is the Captain so he can't go." Naruko sighed, knowing she was not going to win.
"Fine, I'll do it. But one of the academy brats end up in the hospital, it's not my fault." Naruko said before she shushined out of the room.
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(The Academy – Same Time)
"Settle down, students!" Iruka called over the students. Everybody looked at Iruka quietly. "Okay, tomorrow is the day before the test. So as a pre-graduation gift, we'll be going to the ANBU building."
"Yay!" The classroom erupted into cheers.
"But," Iruka interjected, "you have to get permission from your parents out of the forty here, only twenty of you will be coming. It's first come, first serve." He handed Mizuki the papers. "Mizuki will be passing out the permission slips. Write your name on it and don't lose it because you won't get another."
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(The Next Day)
When Naruko got up, she was already in a grumpy mood. She got out of bed and did her morning routine before walking to her closet and slamming it open. She grabbed a purple crop top that cut off above her navel and black shorts. After she got dress, she tied her hatai-ite, which was on a purple clothe, lopsided around her waist. She strapped her kunai holster to her thigh and her ninja pouch on the back of her pants before letting her hair down. She ran a brush through it and put four clips, two purple and two black, on each side of her head. After putting on her purple shinobi sandals, she walked downstairs and left out the door.
Once she got to the Academy, she heard Iruka yelled at the kids to quiet down. All twenty of the students that were going were gathered in the training field, sitting in a group.
"Iruka-sensei," one of the students named Kiba whined, "when is this ANBU going to be here?"
"Soon." The students started to guess who it was.
"Maybe it that ninja named Kakashi. I heard he was great."
"Or maybe the Captain."
"Why would it be the Captain you baka? He can't leave the headquarters." Sakura sneered. Naruko decided to make her entrance.
"Oi." she called out, making all students look at her.
"What are you doing her, Naruko-baka?" Ino asked.
"Yeah, dobe." Sasuke quipped. "What are you doing here? We're waiting for our ANBU escort."
"That's why I'm here." Naruko sighed. "I was forced to do this." All eyes widened in shock at this news. "Now line up you snot-nosed brats. Let's get this over with. I don't want to be here." By the time everybody got in line, Naruko had steeled her face. "Let's get something straight. Don't touch anything in the HQ unless I say so. If I'm talking, you shut up and wait. No wondering off or getting smartassed with the others. Is that clear?" Everyone nodded. "Good. Now move out."
As they started to move through the village, the student started to notice that Naruko was getting glared at. "Um, Naruko-chan?" Hinata called.
"Yes?"
"Why are you getting glared at?" she asked.
"They don't like me much." Naruko stated. Sasuke moved up in the front of the line and stood next to Naruko.
"So dobe," he started, "how's life?" Naruko snorted.
"How's life? Admit it, teme. You missed me. I'm not there to save you from your fangirls." Naruko started. "But anyway, we're here." Everyone looked at the tall grey building. "Don't worry; it's less depressing on the inside." She pushed open the huge double doors and they all walked inside. She turned to the group. "Alright, since we just got here, you are free to ask questions." About fifteen of them raised their hands. "Alright, the shaggy brunet with the dog on his head."
"What do you do?" Kiba asked.
"Mainly I&T." Naruko answered. Nobody looked like they knew what she was talking about. "Interrogation and Torture you idiots. Okay next question." People raised their hands. "Let's see… pinky."
"My name is Sakura, not pinky!" Sakura yelled.
"Ma (well), it's obvious I don't care. Now ask your damn question." Naruko snapped.
"What are all the fields in ANBU?" she asked.
"Ma, there's I&T, then there's the VP's or the Village Protection ANBU, and then there's the ANBU who do anything, like me." She looked around and saw that everyone understood. Ino was only one with her hand raised now. "Yes?"
"Do you work with Tou-chan?" she asked.
"So you're Inoichi's gaki, huh? Yep, I do." Naruko answered. Sasuke nudged her. "What?"
"What do you prefer, dobe?" he asked. He instantly regret it when he saw the evil grin spread across her face.
"Torture. MWAHAHAHAHA!" She blinked and looked at the academy students that were looking at her in fear except Sasuke and Hinata who just looked really freaked out. "Sorry. We in I&T do that a lot." she said sheepishly.
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(Flash Back)
All I&T ANBU were in the interrogators lounge. It was for interrogators only because it was quite a creepy place. It was practically a dark sound proof room with a bar and anything else adults would like. Practically it was a club except…
"So I put this guy on a pin wheel, spun him round and threw flame balls at him till he screamed out the info and everything." Naruko said proudly as her fanclub of other interrogators write down notes of how to make every interrogation successful. Everyone loved Naruko because she was good at everything in ANBU. She was the best ANBU there was and was leader of practically everything.
"OH, GUESS WHAT THERES A NEW BATCH OF PEOPLE TO INTERRORGATE IN THE INTERRORGATION ROOMS!" one of the interrogation attendants said before she rushed out of the room so she wouldn't piss herself.
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" was heard throughout the room as every interrogator smirked sadistically, put their masks on and headed for their prey.
(Flash Back End)
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(An Hour Later)
"Okay so there's the I&T lounge room. No we can't go in there, so don't ask. And that's about it. How about lunch?" she asked and they nodded. "Who has money?" Everyone raised their hand. "Okay, who wants to go get barbeque?" Most of the hands went up. "Barbeque it is."
"What! No!" Ino and Sakura yelled. "We're going somewhere less fattening."
"Who put you two sticks in charge?" Naruko asked.
"Shut up, Naruko-baka!" Sakura yelled. "You're only twelve. The rest of us are thirteen so you have to listen to us."
"Yeah, but you guys are in the academy and I'm an ANBU. In a battle, who do you think would win? Besides, I'm in charge. Ojiji-chan said so. So there." Naruko said sticking her tongue out at them. "Let's go."
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(Two Days Later)
"YOU WHAT!"
"I made you the third wheel to Team Kakashi." Hiruzen said calmly.
"WHY!"
"They only have two members not counting Kakashi."
"I HAVE A HIGHER RANK THAN KAKA-BAKA!" Naruko objected.
"I know. You'll just be their sensei with Kakashi."
"I just took them on a field trip yesterday!"
"Too bad. You're being knocked down to the rank of Jonin."
"Bloody hell!" And with that Naruko promptly kicked the door off its hinges and walked out it. She went to the KIA stone and grabbed Kakashi. "Let's go. It's seems like me and you got some brat to teach." Kakashi raised an eyebrow.
"Hokage-sama bumped you down to Jonin?" he asked, amusement clear in his voice.
"Go ahead, laugh it up. But if you do it later, I'll kick your ass." Naruko said. Kakashi fell to the ground, holding his sides. After a about a good five minutes, he finally calmed down. "Let's go." Naruko said as they started to walk to the Academy.
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(The Academy)
"Congratulations to all of you who graduated. Today is your last day here. You will be separated into groups of three." Iruka said. "Team 1 is…"
Sasuke zoned out and ignored Iruka. I wonder who's going to be on my team. They better not hold me back. I know if Naruko-chan was here I'd be fine... Wait Naruko-chan! Well she is pretty...And she has a nice pair of legs and a really nice chest and...
(In Sasuke's Mind)
"NO! SHOULDN'T THINK THOSE SORTS OF THOUGHTS!" Sasuke screamed to himself.
"But you know you want to." An errie voice from behind him said.
Sasuke spun around only to find himself staring at...himself. THE HELL!
"So...Do you like what you just thought?" Inner Sasuke asked with a perverted leer.
"Yes. I absolutely love them...HEY STOP MESSING WITH ME!" Sasuke screamed once again with a massive blush on his face.
"Well then I'll see to it you get some more." Inner Sasuke smirked. He walked closer and closer to Sasuke. "Secret Mind Technique: Pervert's Heaven Jutsu," Inner Sasuke said.
(Back To Reality)
"Team 7 is Sasuke Uchiha…" All the fangirls held their breath. "…and Sakura Haruno."
"Yes!" Sakura cheered. Sasuke head collided with the desk and he groaned. There were multiple reasons why he groaned.
1. He had to be on a team with it.
2. He had a nose bleed and his little friend was saying hello to him.
He looked up at Iruka.
"It thought you said groups of three." he said.
"It's okay, Sasuke-kun, were the strongest in the class so we don't anyone else." Sakura said, blushing.
THUD. Head meet table. THUD. Once again, Head meet table. BANG! Head meet table, table meet itself broken into a million pieces, Sasuke meet floor. KO!
"Team 8 is Kiba Inuzuka, Hinata Hyuuga, and Shino Aburame. (Skipping team 9) Team 10 is Ino Yamanaka, Chouji Akamichi, and Shikamaru Nara. Your Jonin instructors shall be here after lunch."
When Sasuke got outside, he climbed into a tree and sat down to eat. All was peace and quiet until it came. "Sasuke-kun, where are you?" She looked around until she spotted him in the tree. "Sasuke-kun, come on. We should eat together since we're teammates." she said smiling, as she started to climb the tree. When she was at the place where he was, a whirlwind of leaves suddenly produced between them, scaring Sakura, who let go of the branch and fell back down to the ground. Sasuke took the other half of his sandwich and gave it to the person next to him which was none other than Naruko.
"Thanks, S'uke." Naruko said as she sat down and started to munch on the sandwich.
"I thought I told you to stop calling me that." he said. She just shrugged and continued to munch. She looked down and saw a pink blob.
"Is that, pinky?" she asked.
"Yep. You scared her out of the tree." he said. "A good job well done."
"Awesome." They sat there and talked for a little while before Naruko said she had to go and disappeared in a column of snow. Sasuke climbed out the tree and went into the academy building. After about five minutes the door opened.
"I'm here for Team 7."
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Twinkle: It's not much of a cliffhanger since you know who it is but what the hell, why not? Review!
EzzBomb: Review and I'll give you a Sasuke plushie. *holds a Sasuke plushie and hugs it happily...Then goes off with Sasu Jr to go play Halo...Dies because Sasu Jr kicked my butt...Eats a doughtnut...*.