A/N: You guys get a semi-long one this week. Yayyy~ A few lines of dialog are actually from a friend of mine who rps as my Craig. So next time you hear about Norikumi, go hey. You're an ass. A damn good one at that.

16. Resident Asshole [Crenny]

"Argh, fuckin- goddammit you shitty zombie fucks, die already!"

"HEY. Zombies were people too."

"You're only saying that because you were a zombie like, twice."

"Har, har smartass. That was once. The other time I was a fuckin' ghost."

"Oooh, fancy."

"Fuck you, asswipe."

"Been there, done that."

"Backwards too."

"Yeah...speaking of dead shit."

"Uh huh?"

"I'm going to die one day."

"Well aren't you precious? Craiggers gonna count down the seconds till the end when I jam a foot up his nose for pausin' the game for this retarded-ass subject?"

"What are you going to do, then?"

"For startes, I'm gonna lift my leg and piss on your game console like a pissed of animal."

"(Ignoring the fact that you called yourself an animal-) What are you going to do when I die."

"Piss in your mouth."

"Seriously, you fuck."

"Seriously. Then I suppose I'll bring you back as a zombie bum chum or somethin."

"I don't want to be a zombie."

"At least your shitty personality'll improve that way."

"Why can't you just rape my dead body, shithead?"

"Because, you sick fuck, zombies moan too, so.."

"Yeah, but they moan because they're always hungry and when they eat people."

"Hungry for my dick."

"Your fucked up fetishes aside, you can just shove a tape recorder down my throat and have it play a moan on repeat. I don't want to be a zombie."

"Ugh, guess I'll haveta experiment. Even though I suck ass at science. And math."

"Right, I'll just stay dead, thanks."

"That just means I'll have to pop down to hell more often, then."

"Aren't you sweet."

"Course I am! There's a reason I keep comin' back, ya know."

"I figured that was for the tits."

"Those too."

"Twat."

"You are what you eat, dude."

"Tch, quit ruining the moment and pick up your controler, dumbass."

"This one, or the one that's my dick?"

"You know which one I mean."

"Nope, I don't. Why don't you come over here and show me."

"God DAMMIT."