A/n: Songfic time! The song is, " Kidnap The Sandy Claws. " You can listen to the original version or the one by She Wants Revenge but, I think it's more epic if you listen to the one by She Wants Revenge. Because, anyone knows, Styx can not sing as high as Shock can. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! P.S, Carl Clark is an OC I made who wants to get rid of Santa Clause, in case you're wondering.
The three members of the Hunter family, Styx, Stonez and Tik-Toc were on a mission to kill this, so called, Sandy Claws for Carl Clark. At least, they think Sandy Claws's name is pronouced like that. Carl Clark has been searching for years for Santa Clause right after he heard, " Santa Clause Is Coming To Town" on his car's radio, to send Santa to his doom. He has hired these three Irkens to murder him, not knowing that they were actually three Irkens who didn't know what a 'Santa Clause' is. They agreed to help him anyways, the whole family liked to do dirty deeds that involved killing, murder, and inventing.
" Ok, I guess we can do that. " Styx thought some more about this plan.
" Good. You'll need these, just to stay under cover. " Carl Clark handed them different masks. Stonez had a devil mask, Tik-Toc had a ghoul mask, and Styx had a witch mask.
" Ha ha, you look the same as before! " Stonez said, pointing at Styx.
" Right back at you. " She smirked.
" You know, all this seems really familiar in a weird way. " Tik-Toc pointed out. Maybe he saw this in a movie, or something.
" You're crazy. " Stonez said.
"Maybe he's right. " Tik-Toc shook his head and started walking. " Are you guys comming? " He asked.
" Where are we going? " Styx asked in confusion.
" To the labs of course! " Tik-Toc exclaimed. He activated a button that was on a gear that was located on his right hand. It made wheels come out of the bottom of the boots and mini-rockets come of on the back of the boots. Smiling, he started to skate as Styx and Stonez ran besides him. They made their way to an old, rugged, lab that looked like it was about to fall off.
" I swear I've seen this before... " Styx muttered to herself. Stonez rolled his eyes at his crazy family members. They all stood on an elevator Tik-Toc made.
" So, who's going to murder this guy? " Styx asked, grinning.
" I wanna do it! " Stonez exclaimed.
" What about you, Tik-Toc? " Styx asked as she looked at Tik-Toc.
" Hmm, we should play Poker, whoever wins, gets to. " Tik-Toc smiled mischeviously.
" Nah, we should work together. " Styx suggested. They both nodded. Tik-Toc pulled the lever and they went up into the labs. Styx walked in, Stonez followed behind, and Tik-Toc skated into the room, falling into a bunch of weapons but, not getting hurt. They took off their masks and grinned mischeviously.
" What should we do? Any suggestions? " Styx asked, as she moved the weapons somewhere else.
" I guess we need to set up some bait, inside a trap, and wait. " Stonez suggested as he pointed out some blueprints that had a head and a guillotine. Styx nodded.
" Anything else? " She asked as Tik-Toc walked over to some chemicals and put them into a small bowl.
" When he comes a sniffing, we will snap the trap and close the gate! " Stonez hit a button on a miniature guillotine with a dummy in it, and the blade chopped off it's head. Stonez smiled. Styx looked at it for a miniute.
" I like your plan, Stonez. It's evil and gruesome but, it's too simple. We need something better than that! I mean, even a baby could do that plan. " Styx sighed and looked up at Tik-Toc. Tik-Toc pushed up his goggles and smiled.
" I think I've got a better plan to catch this fat, Santa man. Let's throw him in a boiling pot, full of chemicals, and then butter him up! " Tik-Toc suggested. Styx and Stonez looked at him in horror.
" What kind of plan is that? " Styx shouted.
" You cannibal. " Stonez scowled at Tik-Toc.
" Wait no, I was going to say, we feed him to some Earthren dogs and get rid of him that way. " Tik-Toc corrected them. Styx cocked an eyebrow. She then deadpanned and shook her head.
" Maybe we should throw him in a coffin and bury him alive for a few ninety years. " Styx smirked.
" Let's see if he talks then. " Stonez laughed.
" Okay you guys, let's take this more seriously. " Styx scolded at the two boys. They nodded.
" Then Mr. Carl Clark can take the whole thing over then. He'll be so pleased, I guess. " Stonez stated.
" But then, we wouldn't be able to attempt at this murder and you'll be very upset. " Tik-Toc pointed out.
" Good point. " Stonez nodded. Styx started grabbing weapons and throwing them in a bag. Stonez sharped his knife on a rock. Tik-Toc expirimented with different chemicals and tools, trying to make the perfect weapon. Tik-Toc's gear-antenneas started turning as he thought up another idea.
" Can we blow him up with a cannon? " Tik-Toc asked.
" Pfft, no. " Was Styx's reply." Tik-Toc looked down at the floor. Ideas were thrown out the next couple of minutes. Tik-Toc was also injured many different times from Styx and Stonez either hitting him, or expirimenting on him. " I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb. " Styx muttered to herself.
" I'm not the dumb one! " Tik-Toc scowled at Styx.
" You're no fun. " Stonez crossed his arms at Tik-Toc.
" Shut up! " Styx yelled at the two idots.
" Make me! " They both shouted back. Styx finally got an idea.
" Listen! This one's a great idea! We'll send a present, to his door, upon there will be a note to read. Now, in the box, these, will wait inside. " Styx opend the box, revealing three snakes. " And when his curiosity, entices him to look inside and, then we'll have him, one. " Styx was cut off by Stonez.
" Two. " Stonez exclaimed.
" Three! " Tik-Toc said afterwards, holding up the Voot keys. They all started singing other cliche ideas as they made their way up to the North Pole, wearing their masks.
" Wow, these voice boxes sure come in handy. " Styx said, taking off a microphone that was by her neck. It made their voices sound techno as they talked or sang.
" Thank you. " Tik-Toc smiled.
" Ok, now I'm positve I've seen this all somewhere before. " Stonez stated.
" Exactly! " Tik-Toc and Styx yelled at Stonez. Stonez gave them a sheepish smile.
A/n: Did you like it? I know, I couldn't fit a lot of the song in here but, I think you got most of the idea down. Well, R&R people and tell me if you liked it, or not!
To my kind editor, wwB:
Thank you for finding those errors in the last chapter! It is greatly appreciated. I hope you liked this chapter! It was a pain to write but, I got it out. Thanks again!
~Squishy