DISCLAIMER: I am poor therefore I do not own Percy Jackson!
Dear Amphitrite;
I realize how much trouble and hurt it must have caused you to hear about Percy from you're sister instead of me, and how by discovering who Percy was, you also found out about Sally Jackson. I want to assure you that Sally and I are over. I do still love and care for her but only as the mother of my son.
Oh Amphitrite you know you're the only woman mortal or immortal that will ever truly own my heart. I may lend to others for a season but you are the only one that can keep this heart captivated forever.
I mean, we've been married for how many millennia and we've both grown bored at times but we always come back to one another. We always forgive and fall back in love. You're not going to punish me by making me sleep on the couch for something you've done too are you?
Or did you forget that Spanish Duke, what was his name again? Sidonia? Did I put you on the couch? No I forgave you-of course it was after I sank the Armada and helped England to victory. But that was besides the point, I didn't make you sleep on the couch so you shouldn't make me! I love you Amphitrite and I'm your Husband, not to mention the sea god! So you should forgive me already and let me go back to sleeping in my bed!
Love always,
Poseidon
P.S The couch is really uncomfortable and starting to give me a bad creak in the neck and you know how hard it is for me to rule with a hurt neck!