Welcome back omnipotent readers that exist outside the fourth wall!

Today, the main dish is the delicious rainbow bread made by our good friend Sanae Furukawa! (SFX: Clap, clap, clap)

Let's have a taste! OHMAWORAWGREGRAWDAW (Foams in mouth).

Narrator re-spawns in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Back to the story! And yes, I checked the script already! Stop nagging!

Our lovable and fluffy protagonist is currently heading to school.

Forgettable Bad Guy (Fallen angel) that tried to attack our protagonist last night when he was walking home; was completely destroyed; ripped apart; eaten by the mystical monster girls from an alternate universe.

Moving on, it noticed that there were clubs to join such as swimming, porn, etc.

Why there was even a porn club is a question that even gods have no answer to.

Our insane friend decided to pick the Occult Research Club (ORC) for two reasons.

One, paranormal activity are usually seen by people who have gone insane.

Two, It liked the word occult. (how this even makes sense I don't even…)

It was most definitely NOT there for the jiggling chest appendages and loli mascot!

Walking to the ORC, it proceeded to use the technique known as 'making a cool entrance'.exe.

How do you initiate the 'making a cool entrance'.exe?

Step one, proceed to casually walk into the room and ignore everyone else.

Step two, sit on the furthest furniture away from everyone else.

Step three, take out a reading or eating material while shifting your glasses down and stare at the stunned victims of your swag movements.

Step four, say the word 'what' with a neutral tone.

If you cannot talk, proceed with the hidden step where you will just stare intently at the stupidest person currently in the room.

If you follow these steps while heading into a room where a forced marriage is taking place within a red-haired devil and an annoying bird of fire, you will be rewarded with a year's supply of 'win fuel' to increase the durability of your awesome.

The awesome and swag are the best stats in the game! Be sure to max them before heading to kill the walking tree and narwhal with your grass dagger and black rock ring.

It followed these four simple steps and headed into the ORC clubroom.

Never mind that fact that it just decimated a high-class barrier made by the strongest queen in the netherworld to enter a room filled with devils.

Then proceeds to sit on the couch while taking out an object wrapped in aluminium foil.

Unwrapping the foil, the light from the bread shines brightly, illuminating the entire room with a kaleidoscope of electromagnetic waves of the visible light spectrum.

Eating the bread in a slow but concise manner; still ignoring the strongest queen and other devils in the room that were discussing about the marriage with the target of our protagonist's stare; note that stare is directed to the stupidest person in the room.

The insane god noted to itself that it will now refer to Raiser Phenex as Idiot 1.

Idiot 1 then started shouting at our protagonist; its powers are unable to be detected by anyone less powerful than itself, that he interrupted his supposedly hard made speech about who knows what.

Our hero then followed up by throwing the glowing mass of (Bread?) at Idiot 1.

Idiot 1 dodged the bread based projectile.

Bread proceeds to melt into the wall and creates two black holes which absorbed each other to neutralize both holes.

The rainbow bread has completely faded out of existence.

Meanwhile in another dimension, this rainbow bread appeared in the Furukawa Bakery, piled up against countless other rainbow breads to create a monument of epic proportions!

Back to our story's dimension, our main character takes out his never ending and eco-friendly notepad (Trademark) to write out asking if it could join the club.

Everyone in the room sans the protagonist were shocked, surprised and had a WTF look on their faces except for Idiot 1 who always looks stupid.

Seriously! He looks stupid even when he is smart! Look, he is doing it now!

Oh wait… this story is in text. Never mind.

Grayfia asks Rias if our protagonist was part of her peerage.

Rias replies that she does not know who this person was.

While our devilish friends are talking about who our main character was, said person was currently in his own daydream about flying cows and nuclear warhead pigs going into a war against giant creatures known as BETA.

The laser firing chicken BETA attacked the flying cows but the pigs managed to blow up half of Japan using their special skills.

In the end, it was the chocolate ponies that farted rainbows that managed to save earth from the terrors of Darth Chicken and his Kentucky Fortress.

Next time on Whimsical Insanity!

A fight scene!

More senseless plot!

Henta- I mean err, fan service! Yeah! Fan service. Keeping it T rated here!