Title: Lowered Roof
Characters/Pairings: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
Rating: G
Word Count: 50
Disclaimer: All characters depicted in sexual situations in this post/fanfiction/fanart (including material in the comments) are fictional and are intended to be and considered to be by the author of said material of the legal age of consent in the United States, regardless of what age these characters may be in the material they are derived from.
Notes/Warnings: unbeta-ed; fourth in one hundred themes for the Fullmetal/Flame pairing. The theme today is "Lowered Roof".
He knew he shouldn't have said it, but it was second nature upon entering the Elric's residence. He knew he deserved the automail fist in his face for it as well, but it still managed to escape his lips.
"Did someone lower the roof in here?"
Yup, he was dead.
Tomorrow's Theme: "Console"