Aizen, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Szayel walked into the laundry room to wash their wine and glitter covered shirts.
Aizen started up the washing machine and took off his shirt and put it in. He gestured for the other boys to do the same.
"Hey Grimmjow… Could you hand me the bleach?" Aizen asked. Grimmjow turned to face him. "We're out of bleach."
"Oh dear, how are we supposed to wash our shirts without bleach?" Aizen sighed.
"Just go to the store and by so more damn bleach!" Grimmjow replied, angry that his shirt was still stained.
"We're all the way in Hueco Mundo, how do you expect me to get to the store to buy bleach?"
"How the fuck did you get a UPS truck here then?"
"Touché Grimmjow, touché."
"None of this would have happened if you didn't buy that retarded Sham-Wow."
"It's not nice to blame people Grimm-kun. I think we can all take blame for this." Aizen replied.
"Fuck you."
"It's not nice to curse Grimmy."
"Yeah Grimmjow!" Szayel shouted, sticking his tongue childishly.
Grimmjow went to punch the pink haired, glitter covered, freak when a hand full of glitter hit his face.
Aizen pointed at Grimmjow and laughed. "HA! Suck it bitch!" He said and high fived Szayel.
"I hate all of you."
"Awww Grimm-kun….. You don't mean that" Gin said, entering the laundry room to see what the commotion was.
"Hiya Ai-kun!" Gin smiled.
"Ahh Gin-kun. It's so nice to see you again!" Aizen said hugging Gin.
"By the way Gin have you seen any bleach around?" We really need some bleach to wash our shirts that we got wine and glitter on."
Gin put his hands to his cheeks and gasped "that's quit the predicament you guys have there. Is that we you are all shirts? Not that I mind though."
Grimmjow twitched in horror and disgust at what Gin said. "Why isn't anyone else bothered by the perverted things Gin and Aizen say?" Grimmjow thought.
"Oh Gin you are so funny!" Aizen laughed, slapping Gin on the back.
"Oh Ai-kun I'm sure we have some bleach somewhere. Let's go look for it, together."
"What a great idea Gin-kun! You're so smart!"
Grimmjow face-palmed . "That's what we've been doing this whole time!" Grimmjow yelled.
"Grimmjow it's not nice to take credit for other people's ideas."
Grimmjow choose to ignore this as he continued to look for some bleach.
Several hours past with still no luck of finding any bleach. Tousen walked into the laundry room.
"What have you been up to in here all day?" He asked.
" It's just terrible Tousen-kun! We have been looking for a bottle of bleach all day and cannot find it!" Aizen cried.
"It's on the shelve above the dryer, next to the detergent, where it always is" Tousen said.
Sure enough, it was there. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Szayel all face-palmed as Aizen and Gin were smiling at the fact they finally found the missing bleach.
