Yeah…this story is the awesomest! Haha! You're all awesome for reading this! Well, it's not that awesome, but it's so refreshing writing nonsense! AHHH! Yes! Drabble! Everybody say YEAH!
Me: -sniff-
Kyo: What the hells wrong this time?!
Me: -sniff again-
Kyo: TELL ME DAMMIT!
Me: -sniff- I just read a fanfic in which you die a cruel and unusual death!
Kyo: …WHAT THE HELL?!
Me: I HOPE IT'S NOT TRUE!!!! –knows its not-
Kyo: What if it is!?
Me: I recommend you go tell Tohru you love her before you die.
Kyo: What?!
Me: Go, now!
Kyo: …okay.
-walks over…there-
Kyo: Tohru, I fricking love you.
Tohru: Oh, Kyo! I love you too!
Me: Heh heh. You don't really die.
Kyo: WHAT THE HELL?! Again.
Me: Well, you weren't gonna freaking tell her otherwise, baka neko!
Kyo: Bitch.
Me: -laughs triumphantly- Yay! I deserve a reward! I pick…Hatori!
Hatori- What?
Me: You're my reward!
Hatori: No.
Me: Kay, we'll make a deal. If anyone else will be my reward, you can go.
Hatori: …
Me: It's either that, or writing a love note signed by you to Shigure.
Hatori: Fine.
Me: Yay! Yuki!
Yuki: What now?!
Me: Will you be my reward?
Yuki: …no. You called my gay.
Me: No, you said that about yourself.
Yuki: Well, I already have Machi. Sorry.
Me: Oh. Ok. Kyo!
-Breaks apart from violently kissing Tohru-
Kyo: WHAT?!
Me: Will you be reward?
Kyo: KINDA BUSY HERE!!!
Me: Yeah, Tohru and Kyo were meant to be together…Oh well. Okay…Shigure!
Shigure: Yeah?
Me: Wanna be my reward?
Shigure: Okay!
Me: Aw, you heard the man. No it is!
Hatori: But he said…
Me: Momiji…never mind. Too weird.
Hatori: Hey!
Me: Haru's out, he's got Rin. Hiro's out, he's got Kisa. And he's mean. Ayame's…Ayame. Kureno was meant for Arisa, even though he doesn't know it yet. And Kakeru ran into the corner crying after I made him dance like a hungry chicken. And Akito's really a girl and Ristu dresses like one. So…that leaves you. Ha ha.
Hatori: But…but…what about Naynay from chapter 1?!
Me: Oh, that didn't work out. We tried it for like, 2 days.
Hatori: Damn.
Me: Oh c'mon. You know you'll like it.
Hatori: You're delusional.
Me: Yes! HAHAHA! Now, let's go.
Hatori: Fine.
Me: Shigure, you can come along too. You're cute.
Shigure: Yay!