Viktor Reznov Facts 4
The 'Big Bang' they tell ya about in school was actually the result of Reznov, MacMillian, and Chuck Norris fighting. The universe we know today was the result, If they ever fought again the fucking universe would explode.
Reznov once slowed down time so he could watch Amsel's death in slow motion.
Reznov does mess with the Zohan.
Kennedy wasn't killed by a sniper's bullet, some genius thought it would be a good idea to give Reznov sunflower seeds.
If you can read this sentence thank a teacher. If you can still read thank Reznov for allowing you to live.
Freddy Kruger has dreams about Reznov.
Reznov won the Boston marathon while asleep.
Reznov CAN triple stamp a double stamp.
Reznov once decided to get drunk, the place is now known as Ground zero.
Reznov doesn't buy petrol cause his car is too afraid to break down.