Married!

Chapter 4

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Present

Hiruma had looked at every establishment he supposedly visited with his 'Wifey' for a clue on where to find her. It seemed that he could remember everything about that night except for the most important detail, the girl.

The bartender said she introduced herself as Kagome. When the bartender realized that wasn't the name on the fake ID he threatened to kick her out. Apparently Hiruma and the girl walked out arms looped with plans to go to the casino across the street.

Talking to the security guard that worked in the casino he found out that the night before he and 'Kagome' won a thousand dollars. Immediately after he did, Hiruma announced he was going to buy his 'fucking wifey' something nice. Evidently on their way out his wifey knocked over a brochure stand near the entrance spilling brochures and advertisements everywhere. At this point of the story the security guard was close to tears from laughing. Kagome had tried to clean the mess without falling on her ass. The whole time Hiruma was leaning on the wall making obnoxious cat calls and vulgar remarks that would make his wifey giggle and stumble around in the mess of glossy papers. After twenty minutes they staggered away from the mess but not before grabbing an advertisement for a twenty-four hour pawnshop on the other side of town.

When Hiruma called the pawnshop a hysterical man answered. It took several minutes to quite the sobbing man before he forked over the details of last night. It seemed as if Hiruma and his lady love were the cause of the man's grief. Apparently when they were in the shop Kagome saw a ring and Hiruma saw a pretty new gun. Meeting up at the cash register they immediately realized they couldn't afford both. In an instant they both started throwing fits. By the time they calmed down the poor shop was in ruins. In a mad attempt to restore peace the owner sold them both items with a discount.

Overjoyed by the delightful turn of events Hiruma had snatched the ring from Kagome's hand and knelt on one knee and declared that by the end of the night she would be his whether she liked it or not. Seeing a perfect opening to get them out of what was left of his precious shop, the shop keeper gave directions to the nearest chapel and personally escorted them to the door. This was a feat in its own considering the girl was practically climbing on Hiruma while spouting tears of drunken joy. After countless attempts helping them both to the door they finally left and had stumbled their way to the chapel.

When Hiruma arrived at the chapel that morning he had only an hour before he had to be on a plane with his team. When he reached the door to the entrance to the chapel he had seen a baby blue sign that had dozens of baby cupids that looked like Elvis dancing merrily around the word 'closed'. Snarling a string of foul curses he had turned away from the door and made his way toward the idling taxi waiting for him. Halfway across the parking lot though he stopped and did a double take, lying on the ground was an ID. From the brief and fuzzy flashbacks he had he knew instantly that those brilliant blue eyes that were staring at him from the grainy picture on the ID belonged to his fuckin' Wifey. Smiling widely Hiruma had pocketed the ID for safe keeping.

"Won't be long until I find you Bitch! YA-HA!

Now he sat on a plane on his way back to Japan, still without a clue where his stupid fuckin' Wifey was. Leaning back in his seat he decided sleep would help gather his thoughts. Not even a minute later the plane hit some turbulence and jostled him awake.

"U-Um, Hiruma-san? I think you dropped something…"

Opening one eye he leveled a fierce glare at the fuckin' Shorty. Already the poor boy was shaking and sweating bullets.

"Does it look like I really give a fuck right now?"

With that said Hiruma twisted around in his seat so his back was facing Sena and shut his eyes.

With a sigh of relief that the conversation did not lead to guns Sena sat back in his seat and tried to calm his racing heart.

"Hey Sena what do you have there?"

Looking up Sena realized that not one but all three of the Ha Ha brothers were staring intently at the ID in his hand.

"Just something Hiruma-san dropped."

At that statement curiosity got the best of them and they leaned in further to get a closer look.

"That's that girl!"

"Yeah we saw her two days ago when she asked if we needed any help!"

"Why would Hiruma have her ID?"

"Beats the heck out of me."

"What's with all of this noise?"

Looking up from the ID they saw form of Mamori leaning over them. Leaning closer to get a better look at the ID she immediately recognized the girl in the photo.

"Kagome? Sena, how did you get this?"

"It fell out of Hiruma's pocket… Do you know this girl?"

"Of course I do! I always stop by the Higurashi shrine to talk to her on my way to school."

"YA-HA!"

Slowly the group turned to where they heard Hiruma cackling.

"Hey fuckin' Manager, where the fuck is this shrine?"

"As if I would really give you that kind of information like that to you, what kind of friend would I be if I did that?"

"As if it really matters now! Now I know exactly where my fuckin' Wifey is! YA-HA!"

"WIFEY?"

Sorry it has taken me so long to get back to writing this story. Please review!

-Love,

Words of Law (Bri)