I'm back people and that means its time for more fun with cheats! This is a request idea so if you have anything you'd like to see in this fic, leave it in a review and I'll do them, as long as they're within reason.

Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII. I do however own the plot bunny ™ cheat device. Just joking, I made that up.

Estuans interius Ira vehementi (x2)

Sephiroth!

Sephiroth!

Estuans interius Ira vehementi (x2)

Sephiroth!

"Hah! You think that just because you've beaten my Bizarro form means you automatically win? Wrong. This form has arguably better music and more HP! You will never defeat… oh that's just cheap." Sephiroth said as his initial shell crumbled away and Cloud revealed his secret weapon, the one he'd been saving for this battle. Knights of the Round.

The blows were each as painful as a mega-flare and so far there had been 11 strikes. Sephiroth was ready to pack it in when he realised that after the next one the world went black.

Oh poop.

And now all that's left of me is a shirtless version of me that has all fan girls around the world Squeeing over and a sword. At least the puppets fallen into that long hole…

…that very long and graphically revolutionising hole that will lead him directly to me.

Any minute now.

Come on! This thing takes longer than that insanely cheap magic that he used.

"Ahem."

"Excuse me. Can't you see I'm waiting for my opponent to arrive for a plot related battle." Sephiroth said turning around, it took a lot of self control to get his jaw to not hit the floor of the cavern.

"What's wrong Sephiroth?"

"I…but…you… Aren't you dead?"

"Yes and to use the cliché, I'm taking you with me!"

"Look Aeris, no hard feelings for that, it was just business. At the time you were the biggest threat to my plans."

"No hard feelings? You stabbed me through the heart! Literally!"

It would have been simple for Sephiroth but unfortunately for him, the plot related battle automatically gave Aeris the great gospel limit break temporarily making her invincible, masamune bounced straight off her.

"Fudge." He said as she raised her staff.

Sephiroth awoke in a strange and yet familiar place, filled with green swirl light effects.

"Good to see you again Seph." Said a voice, from the sounds of it, it was a young man who was feeling very smug about the situation

"Zack? Am I…dead?"

"Yep, its not too bad though. There's an open bar."

"Very funny." Sephiroth said, making no effort to hide the sarcasm in his voice.

"Hey don't make me bring Aeris down here to deal with you."

Sephiroth froze at the name, switching on his patented level 9 death glare at Zack he whispered "If you mention that to anyone else here, I will make you wish that you could die in this place."

"Not unless she gets to you first!" Zack shouted before disappearing into the green light.

I'm back baby! Next up is hacked date scenes, which means I get to throw two random people for a spin on the gondolas! Guess the pairing (Not Yuri or Yaoi).