The Narutos were all surrounding the couch, staring at the snoring blonde man on it. They didn't know what to do next, should they just shrug him off, and act like everything's normal? Or ask him even more questions?
"Ya know, he's acting like this is an everyday occurrence…" Fishcake said staring boredly at the man.
"We are too!" Said Milk, crossing his shoulders and staring impatiently at the snoring man.
"Family…" Naruto said to himself, giggling a little and closing his eyes, thinking about all the things a family would do together.
Then the baby suddenly started to cry. "Not again!!" Groaned out Naruto, a little upset that his daydreaming was interrupted. Fishcake (Who was holding the baby) started to rock him back and forth, Milk went to the kitchen to retrieve the baby formula while Naruto just glared at the baby, regretting ever summoning him.
Milk came back, a bottle of formula in hand, and handed it over to Fishcake, who took it gratefully. Fishcake tried to feed the baby, but baby Naruto wouldn't take it instead he continued crying.
"What's wrong with him!?" Yelled Fishcake, still trying to shove the bottle into the babies mouth.
"I-I don't know, I've never taken care of a baby before!" Milk said, taking the baby from Fishcake.
Milk stared at the baby a little worried 'what if he pooped his diaper!? It is a little odd that he hasn't done it yet' the baby continued crying in his arms, he didn't know what to do.
That's when the adult Naruto woke up, he looked very tired. As if it was second nature, he got up and took the baby from Milk and blew air into baby's face.
Oddly enough, the baby started to calm down, giggling a little.
Milk and Fish looked baffled. "H-how did that work!?" Asked Milk, slouching a bit in defeat.
The adult Naruto shrugged and yawned "it always worked for my children, he won't stay silent forever though, get him somewhere comfortable to sleep" he said, handing the baby to Fishcake and going back to sleep quickly. The all stared at him once again.
Ramen has stars in his eyes as he stared at his adult self sleeping "woooaah! I'm so cool!" He said excitedly "we become baby whisperers!" He concluded.
Naruto grinned "what else do you expect? Someone as cool as us could have an awesome talent! Even if we didn't become...hokage…" he trailed off, his eyes becoming watery "I wanna be hokage!" He wailed.
"Oh not you too!" Complained Fishcake, getting tired of all the tears being shed.
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They were all out on a field. Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke were there too. Both Sasuke and Sakura we gaping at the adult Naruto, who smiled awkwardly at them.
"-and look how awesome I look when I'm older!" Naruto said excitedly.
Sakura just stared at the adult Naruto before turning to Naruto angrily "Naruto, you can't just keep doing that! Something bad might happen. Besides, you look like any other old man in his thirties" she finished off.
The adult Naruto twitched. Naruto huffed "you shouldn't talk like that to your future husband Sakura-chan! Besides, we have two children together" he said as if it was a fact.
"Wait what!?" Everybody said surprised, including the adult Naruto, who had not known where his younger self got that idea.
Sakura's jaw hit the floor "w-we got married!?" She stuttered out, her eyes started getting watery "don't tell me that I lost to that Ino-pig!" She wailed out, clearly not happy by the news that she might've gotten married to Naruto.
The adult Naruto quickly shook his head "little me, I think you're misunderstanding things!" Everyone turned to pay attention to him "I didn't marry Sakura!"
Both Sakura and Milk let out relieved sighs. 'I must've married Hinata-Chan then! Thank goodness' Milk thought to himself happily.
Sakura cheered internely knowing for a fact that she didn't marry Naruto. "If you don't mind me asking, who did I marry?" She inquired. 'It better be Sasuke!' She thought to herself
The adult Naruto laughed "to answer your question I have to answer little me's question. And I don't know how this will effect my future, so for now, I won't say a thing"
Naruto frowned "first you tell me I don't become hokage, then I don't marry Sakura!?"
Adult Naruto raised both of his hands "d-don't worry! You marry somebody much better, I promise!" He once again found himself trying to make his younger self feel better.
"HEY WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" Yelled out an enraged Sakura.
Adult Naruto started panicking "erm, what I meant is...y-you married somebody that...goes with our personality better?" He said awkwardly rephrasing his last statement.
Naruto nodded slowly, and Sakura looked a little suspicious but nevertheless nodded. She then turned to Naruto "I notice your sneezing is gone" she said.
Naruto suddenly realized that he wasn't sneezing "thank the ramen lords!" He said out loud. He turned back to his older self "but the least you can do is actually tell us who we married, there's probably a mind erasing spell anyways" he pleaded.
The adult Naruto thought about it before sighing "fine, fine. Don't blame me if things get awkward" he paused "well Sakura, to answer your question you marry Sasu-" he was interrupted by the loudest cheer he has ever heard
"I ACTUALLY MARRIED SASUKE-KUN!" She said excitedly, then it actually hit her "I married Sasuke-kun…" her face turned red as she turned to Sasuke. Although it wasn't noticeable at first, there was a light red tint to his face.
"...and you guys have a daughter.." he finished off. Sakura almost fainted.
Naruto started jumping up and down "what about me huh?!" He was still upset that Sasuke got married to Sakura though. Fishcake was also curios. Milk was certain he knew the answer.
The adult Naruto smiled to himself, thinking about his wife. "Ahh, my wife is Hinata"
Naruto deflated slightly, trying to remember who that was "oh yeah, isn't she that one weird gloomy shy girl always staring at me and stuff" he asked.
The adult Naruto glared at him a little "she isn't weird or gloomy! And yes, that's Hinata" he said proudly, deeply missing his wife already.
Milk was off in his own head. Thinking about his girlfriend, he was going to have a family with her someday! He was content.
Fishcake looked a little surprised "oh! She did tell me she loved me once when I was fighting with Pein" he recalled, not entirely realizing her feelings for him at the time.
"Who's Pei-" Naruto asked but was interrupted by Fishcake
"Long story for another time!"
Sakura was happy that Hinata married Naruto. Hinata's crush was VERY obvious, and it was funny how the only person who didn't seem to catch on was Naruto himself. 'He did say something about having two kids in the future…'
Sakura then grinned "did Ino-pig marry somebody ugly!?" She inquired.
"Uh, I might have a picture" the adult Naruto said, as he reached for his back pocket and grabbed his wallet, mostly filled with pictures. There was a lot of pictures of his children, but he found one where all his teammates and friends where in, back when they were a bit younger. He handed it to Sakura "the super pale guy, his name is Sai"
Sakura stared down at the picture, looking for a pale person. She spotted him almost immediately, he was in fact VERY pale. 'He isn't actually that bad looking, in fact he kinda looks like Sasuke' she thought to herself, a little disappointed, but still proud for her frie- RIVAL!
"Yep, you won't meet Sai until later on. He's our teammate! He replaced Sasuke when he….went to take care of some things" he said wording things awkwardly.
"What do you mean?" Asked Naruto. Sasuke felt as if he knew however.
"Another long story we'll discuss later!" The adult Naruto said with a smile. "But first, I want to find a way home, please, I have a family" he groaned out a little, even if he barely saw his family anymore he still missed them.
Kakashi decided to speak up "that may be a little hard, so why don't you guys tell us about the future instead, while I go, with adult Naruto, and try to figure out how to send you back" he suggested.
Although Milk and Fishcake hesitated, they both nodded, so did Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto. The adult Naruto left with Kakashi.
"Ok...so why don't we go around, and each take turns asking questions? We may or may not answer them" Milk asked
"Okie doke! Does the village ever love me and cherish me like they should!?" Naruto asked eagerly, Sakura face-palmed
"Yep" Milk said simply. Fishcake smiled to himself, thinking of the cheering of the villagers.
"Do we look more like our daddy or mommy?" Asked Ramen, clutching to his teddy bear.
"At first glance, we look more like our dad. We have the same blonde hair and blue eyes, but our face resembles our mother more" Milk answered, he smiled at the thought of his parents.
Ramen's eyes sparkled. "Do I become a stronger ninja?!" Asked Sakura.
"Definitely, your punches hurt, and your medical ninjutsu is incredible!" Milk said.
Sakura squealed, this was the happiest day of her life. She gets married to Sasuke, and becomes a great ninja!
"Do I avenge my clan?" Sasuke Asked, his eyes narrowed.
Milk went silent "yes, you can say that. However you haven't been told the whole truth, and I don't know if it's my place to tell you"
Sasuke didn't know how to react to what the older Naruto said. What did he mean!? "But I did kill Itachi?"
"Yes" was the curt reply, not wanting to go into detail.
"I see"
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Both the adult Naruto and Kakashi were looking through scrolls, to no avail. Strange that a seemingly easy jutsu to do would be so hard to find out how to undo.
"Found anything?" Asked the adult Naruto.
"Nope" Kakashi replied, looking down at his scroll. Then something came up in his mind "so, did you actually not become hokage?" He asked
Naruto sighed "Kakashi-sensei, somethings are best not to be revealed"
"So you're saying you did become hokage?" He asked with an eye smile.
Naruto almost face palmed himself "ok find fine, you win" he said, a smile creeping onto his face "you're looking at lord seventh!" He said proudly.
Kakashi felt himself overwhelmed by emotion, even though he suspected as such, he still couldn't help but feel pride for his student "congratulations Naruto! Or should I said lord seventh?" The adult Naruto laughed "but who is the fifth and sixth hokage?" He asked
Naruto hesitated before answering "Tsunade Senju, one of the three legendary Sannin became fifth hokage. Aaaannnd, you, Kakashi Hatake, became Lord sixth" he smiled at his sensei's reaction.
"O-oh, I see" Kakashi replied.
"Yep, you accomplished Obito's goal!" Was all Naruto said before turning away and walking to another section, leaving a gaping Kakashi.
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It was late at night, and Boruto was upset. His father STILL hasn't showed up yet, this was the third week in a row. 'He never comes home…' He thought bitterly to himself 'you know what! I'm going to drag him back home, he has left mom alone for long enough!' He concluded, putting on his sandals and clothes before leaving his bedroom and marching out of his house.
He arrived at the Hokage's office, only to find his father wasn't there. "Where'd he go?" Boruto mumbled to himself, uncle Shikamaru appeared to have already gone home. "Dad? Daaad!" He called out, and as expected, no reply.
He looked behind his desk, nothing. His cloak however was still in the office. "Strange, why'd he leave it on the ground?" He whispered to himself, picking up the cloak. He started to get worried. Where'd his dad go.
He looked at his desk, it looked like he was in the middle of writing something when he disappeared. There doesn't seem to have been signs of struggle or fighting however, he was confused.
"Dad, where are you?" He asked himself once again.
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