Chapter 3: The Heavenly adventure
Sasoku: What's going to happen next!!!!!?????
Nightshade: who knows maybe we'll all go to heaven
Mail person: Sasoku! Mails here!
Sasoku: oh, thanks butch
Sasoku: Bill,Bill,Bill,Bill, Bill, your mails here!
Bill: oh thanks, Sasoku
Sasoku: hmm, whats this?
Mail: you've won an all expense payed trip to heaven!
Sasoku: PACK YOUR BAGS WERE GOING TO HEAVEN!
Nightshade: I DON'T WANNA DIE YOUNG! (starts crying)
Sasoku: (slaps head) No you idiot were going by… how do you get to heaven without dying?
God: I'll take you there!
Sakura: I DO BELIEVE IN GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: now how do I take these piercing off…AAAAAAAHHHHHH
God: Strap your seat belts!
Nightshade: What seat belts?
God: GOD…I mean… ME! It's a figure of speech!
Nightshade: (holds up seatbelt) won't be needing you anymore
God: (pulls everyone up)
Everyone: (shirts turn into white, silk, shirts and sprout wings)
Sasoku: Why are we wearing nightgowns?
God: they're not night gowns! There silk shirts!
Sasoku: this place looks like a dump, I'm out of here
God: (punches Sasoku)
Sasoku: (who has a new black eye) I thought you were holy and didn't believe in violence!
God: I am, but that doesn't mean I can't punch!
Sasoku: Wait, is that the little idiot I think it is
Sasoku: Oh, crud, it is!!!!
Naruto: I'm gunna kill you for killing me!
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Sasoku's View
Sasoku: that punch is still hurting!
Nightshade: that's why you don't mess with the almighty powerful person in the universe
Sasoku:…GOD IS THE ALMIGHTY POWERFUL PERSON OF THE UNIVERSE! I HAD NO IDEA
Nighshade: (slaps head)
Sasoku: until next time my fan fiction friends!