Episode 4 (Asdf craziness)
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Scrouges pie
Scrouge walks up to Bone. "I baked you a pie!" He mews.
"OH BOY! What flavor?!" He asked,bouncing up and down.
Scrouge narrows his eyes. "Pie flavor!" He barks. (NAWOOO) Bone's eyes get big as a pie pops out of the crust,chasing him.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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~Blackstar's kit days~
"I like singing!" Russetkit yelled.
"I like dancing!" Clawkit added.
"I like monsters." Blackkit mewed,everyone stared at him.
(VRRRRROOM!)
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~Firestar's real prophecy reading~
Goosefeather and Featherwhisker where sitting on a cliff.
"Hey look,It says "Fire alone will save the Clan.." on the stars. " Goosefeather mewed.
"Oh so it does." Featherwhisker looked up,Goosefeather shoved him. "Aww you pushed me over..."
"GOOSEFEATHER RULEZ SUPREAM!" Goosefeather screamed (WIth bad spelling). The result: He got struck by lighting.
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~Tigerstar's potato returns~
"DIE POTATO!" Tigerstar yelled,comming up from behind.
The potato turned around. (CLICK,CLICK) He aimed a gun at Tigerstar. "Not Today!"
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~Smallear's...Ok just read~
"AH HA!" He exclaimed,rubbing his paws together. "They said I could never teach a llama to drive!"
"BRRRAAAWWW" The llama screamed,heading towards a cliff.
""NO LLAMA,NOOOO!" Smallear yelled.
"BRRRRAAAWWWAAA!"
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~Cloudtail's eating rainbows... ~
"DOCTOR,DOCTOR! I THINK I ATE A BAD RAINBOW!" Cloudtail screached,running to Cinderpelt.
"Cloudtail." She began. "I've told you before,you can't eat rainbows."
"YES I CAN!" Cloudtail yelled at her.
"Okay." She sighed. "How can you tell?
"BLAH-RAINBOWS!"
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Bluestar's Boot camp~
Bluestar staked in front of the dog pack,and then yelled. "WHAT ARE YOU?! WARRIORS OR KITTYPETS?!" She yelled.
The dogs looked at echother,than at her,then back,then forth,till one dog screamed. "ROOF-ROW-RUFF!" The others agreed. "ARROOOOOOO!" Then they ran at her with pointy sticks.
And thats how Bluestar lost her last life.
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~Blackkit returns~
"Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!" A random mother walked up and said.
"YAY COOKEIS! OH MY GOSH! WHOO! COOKIES! YUM!" The many yowls came up.
"I like monsters." Blackkit said. Everyone fell silent,and stared.
(VRRROOOM!)
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~Barkface's wrong turn~
Poor Barkface,he took a wrong turn to Starclan,and now he's on a kitty show...
"Barkface,The-Moon-Cat!" The "Voice" said.
"How did I...Get here?" Barkface said,looking around.
"THE END!"
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~Longtail's Book~
Longtail was looking at a book,and lifted his head. "Ha-Ha-Ha! I can't read!" He mewed.
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~Brokenstar's first death~
"KITTEN FIGHT!" Some cat yelled.
"NO-WAIT! I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS! (okay,cant spell that)" He yelled.
(DONK) Brokenstar picked the kit off his face. "Awww!" He mewed. (Kit eyes ALWAYS works!)
R.I.P
...~Blackstar's "dad"~
"What are you up to son?" Some cat that was not Blackkit's dad asked.
"I like monsters." He mewed.
"Ha-Ha-Ha! Yes you do!"
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~No idea what to name this~
"Hey you know who's stupid? You!" Some cat mewed to Blackkit.
(VVVRRROOOM)
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~Pinestar's bagle~
"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" Pinestar mewed from inside a two-leg fence.
"Yes you can." Lionpaw mewed, comming over the fence.
"Yeah,I guess your right..."
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