"While you think of someone I want to take a look at some of Luke's bloopers."
Click.
The Lightning Thief
Percy: You're as crazy as Ares!
Luke: Ares is a fool. He never realized the true master he was serving. If I had time, Percy, I could explain. But I'm afraid you won't live that long - OUCH!
Percy: What happened?
Luke: THE SCORPION BIT ME!
Percy: Uuuh...Can we get an ambulance over here?
Director: CUT!
The Sea of Monsters
Luke: The gods are SO using you. Don't you have any idea what's in store for you if...if...I messed that line up didn't I?
Percy: Yup.
Annabeth: Uh-huh.
Tyson: *Nods*
Luke: ...Well, is the camera still rolling?
Camera Man: Uh, yeah.
Luke: Okay good. I have something I need to say. It's really personal, and it's really made an impact on my life. So I just wanted to let you know...I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!
*'I'm Sexy and I Know It' Starts Playing*
Percy: WHAT THE HECK?
Director: CUT!
The Titan's Curse
Luke: Thalia, call the Ophio...ophi...um...OPHIOTA- Oh I give up. Can I see the line again?
Director: CUT!
The Battle of the Labyrinth
Luke: Nice job, Percy. You've gotten better with the sword I'll give you- *Drops sword* Craaaaaaap.
Director: CUT!
The Last Olympian
Grover: We can get ambrosia. We can-
Luke: Grover, you're the bravest satyr I ever knew. But no. There's no-Hey, is that Justin Bieber?
Percy: ...
Annabeth: Oh my god, it IS him! HI JUSTIN! *Waves*
Director: CUT!
"Oh, Luke." Thalia sighed. "He was something."
I was stumped. I glanced up and saw another file on the computer screen. It was marked 'Clarisse La Rue Mess Ups' A grin spread on my face.
"Well, why don't we try looking at Clarisse's bloopers?"
Thalia shook her head. "No we are NOT..." She paused for a minute. "Well, it couldn't hurt..."
Click.
The Lightning Thief
Annabeth: Clarisse, why don't you go polish your spear or something?
Clarisse: Sure, Miss Princess. So I can run through it with you Friday night.
Annabeth: ...
Clarisse: Can we try that again?
Director: CUT!
The Sea of Monsters
Polyphemus: What satyr? Satyrs are good eating. You bring me satyr?
Clarisse: No, you big idiot! THAT satyr! The one in the...*Giggle* wedding dress...*Bursts out laughing*
Grover: Oh shut it, Clarisse! I'd like to see YOU wear pantyhose!
Director: CUT!
The Titans Curse
Percy: I have to go. I need to be on this quest.
Zoe: Why? Because of thy friend, Annabeth?
Clarisse: *Coughs loudly*
*Everyone looks at her*
Clarisse: What?
Director: CUT!
The Battle of the Labyrinth
Grover: Great idea! I'll go get the dynamite!
Clarisse: It's not that easy, stupid. We tried that at the last entrance in fnwpejbxprjbvpgbvj.
Grover: What?
Director: CUT!
The Last Olympian
Percy: So what-You're just gonna let Kronos crush us?
Clarisse: If you want my help so bad, tell Apollo to give us back our chariot...I mean THE chariot.
Director: CUT!
"Who's bloopers should we look through next?" I asked Thalia.
She tapped her chin. "Well...what about the gods and goddesses?"
I grinned. "This should be funny."
Click.
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