This is based on an idea of Holly Bluemoon's. I don't know if she still writes on FanFiction, but if you do, Holly, thank you again for this idea!
Thank you to Silver-'-Doe290s and Hades Lord of the Dead for the reviews :D
Yoga
"Knock, knock?"called Valkyrie. She walked slowly through the rooms of the house in Cemetery Road. She and Fletcher had teleported after they had seen a man wandering around singing 'The Girl from Ipanema'.
"In here." Came Skulduggery's voice. They sped up their slow saunter, and came out in the room where Skulduggery's meditation chair sat.
"Skulduggery?" Valkyrie couldn't see him, but she was sure the voice had come from in this room….
"Down here!"
She walked behind the sofa, and found Skulduggery in a strange, contortionist-style pose. He was bent up by his shoulder blades, with one of his legs touching the floor next to his head. Both arms were folded behind his back, and his second leg was flailing around madly.
"Skulduggery! Are you okay? Were you attacked?" she was suddenly panicky.
"Why haven't you got any shoes on?" This was Fletcher, who, typically, noticed Skulduggery's blue socks.
"Theladyonthetapesaidso." Skulduggery replied quickly.
"What?" asked Valkyrie cautiously.
"The lady on the tape said so." Skulduggery said more slowly and more loudly. His tone was sheepish.
"What lady?" asked Fletcher, his head shooting up.
"Ugh hem." Coughed Valkyrie. "What Fletcher meant was what tape?"
"The one China gave me." He was getting quieter.
"What tape did she give you?"
"The yoga one. Apparently it would 'tone my muscles'."
"Skulduggery, you're a skeleton. You don't have muscles."
Skulduggery was silent for a moment, then he said,
"Didn't think of that one!"