(A/N: Last time I said that this one would be pure humour and no romance, buutttt... my hand slipped... yeh. This chapter might actually only be funny to those who know the new OC in real life, and everything he says is very accurate... I laughed a lot writing this. Next week i'm away with the school in Rome, so I won't be able to write or update (not that there's anyone following this other than my friends) but yeh, please review and enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own death note (or my friends... to an extent)

Mello gets chocolate everytime you review!)

CHAPTER 4

"So this is the other MC smart-ass then?" Mello scoffed, looking the small boy up and down, registering how annoying he looked, "I find it hard to believe that this midget has even half a brain."

"Hey man, that's bare tight!" James yelled, then walked up to Mello hand held a fist at the side of his shoulder, "I'm gonna punch you now."

"Go ahead," Mello muttered, "Fucking retard."

"Wait-!" Sami tried to jump in between the two to break them up, as she knew best out of everyone how hard James could punch. Nevertheless, it was too late.

"OW!" Mello shrieked, holding his throbbing arm, "That HURT!"

"James, that was unnecessary" Sami tried to reason with him.

"Nah man, I was bare pissed off" James replied, stepping back to look at Jess, "Have they fucked or something? She's bare protective over him."

"Pretty much, yeh" Jess answered. She then stood in the middle of them to reduce the awkwardness, "What has our teacher set us today then?"

"Hang on," BB asked, "There's no teacher?"

"No" KT said, stepping over to read the paper that James was holding, "None of the teachers here want to be in a lesson, especially chemistry, with a bunch of insane and smart people. So they set us a task, and we do it together, write it up and it gets graded."

"It doesn't always go well though" Jess added, "Soo… what are we doing?"

"It says here," Sami begun reading from the sheet which KT was holding, "'You need to come up with a prediction regarding what will happen when you mix hydrochloric acid with calcium carbonate and potassium hydroxide.' Doesn't seem too dangerous. We just need to make sure V stays away from the matches."

"For our safety, I also suggest keeping BB away from the matches." Near interrupted, then flinched as he received a satanic glare from BB in return.

"That's mean." V whined and gave Sami the puppy eyes (or devil eyes as Sami knew them) "I promise I won't try to hurt anyone"

"Hmm," Sami hesitated, dammit, who could resist 'it'? "Fine, but only if you promise to stay away from the matches once their lit." V nodded back.

"Okay!" James shouted, getting angry at Sami. He always got annoyed at her; no one knew why. "Shut up, you're bare annoying me now!"

"OK OK!" Sami glared at him, then got the practical equipment from the back of the room, "Basically, first we're gonna have to li- OW! JAMES? WHY'D YOU PUNCH ME?!"

"James!" KT yelled back to him and watched him shrug, "Why can't you attack V instead or something?"

"Hey no. V's well alright!" James insisted. KT simply rolled her eyes and sighed in reply.

"Is there some sort of sexual tension between Sami and James?" Matt smirked.

"MATT!" Sami and James yelled simultaneously.

"What?"

"They get annoyed when you say that." Jess informed him quietly, "Now, I'll ask again, what are we doing?"

BB picked up the instruction sheet and skim-read over it, "Looks like first we're gonna need to liquefy the potassium hydroxide and the calcium carbonate. Then we mix them with the hydrochloric acid, make the products, test the gas produced and record it all. How long do we have?"

"2 hours" Near answered him.

"We won't need all that time. Let's just split up and do different things."

An hour later, things weren't exactly going to plan. BB, Matt and Near were the only ones who did the experiment. Once they finished, Matt went outside to smoke and never came back to do the write-up.

"Why did Matt leave us to do the boring bit?" BB ranted.

"I don't know" Near answered casually.

"Pfft, I thought the number one Wammy elite was supposed to know everything."

"I do. But BB shouldn't just assume that I'm a mind reader as well."

"Fuck off Near." BB hissed, turning his attention back to the writing. He liked science. It taught him how to make different chemical reactions which would lead to all sorts of things. BB's mental light bulb flicked on as he remembered something he'd learnt. Trying (and failing) to look innocent, BB stood up and made his way to the science storage closet next to them.

Meanwhile, James was in the corner watching videos on his phone. Usually, they were about plane crashes, or people getting hit by cars. Every time something funny happened, he let out a loud laugh that clearly belonged to a girl, followed by him shouting "Man, that's bare hilarious." That only got him a strange look from Jess and Sami who were next to him.

Sami and Jess were sitting next to each other with the school laptop watching yaoi Christmas songs. The volume was playing out loud, and they didn't seem to be bothered by the disgusted looks which they received. Every now and again when something good came up, the image would be paused, and then the awkward silence in the room would be broken.

"OOOHH I like that one!" Sami said, fangirling over the yaoi picture in front her them.

"Yeh that's obviously happened before." Jess replied.

"OMG I found the best picture the other day."

"Show me."

Sami took control of the laptop, going onto the internet and getting up a very graphic yaoi picture.

"Oohh I love that" Jess said, staring at the 'beautiful' image.

"What the fuck is wrong you? That's bare retarded" James said, interrupting their fangirl time.

"Everything" Jess replied casually, before she and Sami resumed what they were doing.

On the other side of the room, V sat crossed legged with the matches, playing around with them. She was trying to see how long each one would last, staring at it with her vision engrossed in the burning flame.

"V, you're fucked up." Sami shouted from across the room.

"And that's coming from you?" V threw back at her plainly, eyes still locked on the tiny fire she held.

"Fair enough."

The only other sound in the room was quite loud, and it was coming from KT and Mello arguing… about chocolate…

"I'm telling you KT, if you actually think that Cadbury Oreo is better than milk chocolate, then you deserve to be in a mental asylum." Mello scoffed at her, irritated by the recent remark.

"No way bitch!" KT replied defensively, highly offended that her precious Oreo chocolate had been insulted. Angrily, she readjusted her fringe before turning back and glaring at him, "Oreo chocolate is 1 billion times better than whatever shit you eat!"

"No! I refuse to accept that. Galaxy milk chocolate is the clear winner!"

"How dare you say that!"

"Because it's true! And I'm number two at Wammy's house, a school for gifted children. That means what I say, is the truth."

"Really?" KT laughed, still offended, "Only number two?"

"Oh you know what, fuck you!"

"Hmm, I'd rather you didn't"

Mello sighed back and walked off, afraid that his precious milk chocolate would be insulted more.

A little while later, BB walked in with… fireworks?

"Guys. I made fireworks," he announced, "We still have half an hour. Let's go and fire them up!"

Jess, Sami, KT, James, Mello and V all followed him outside, leaving Near in the class doing the write up. Near had also chosen not to go; he knew that if BB made it, it would not be safe.

Once they all relocated Matt and got onto the field, Matt gave BB his lighter and he placed the fireworks away from them all.

"You ready?" B called, "Stand back. There are a lot of them and they go off quite quickly."

The seven geniuses all nodded and watched as BB lit the spark and then dove over to them, crashing onto the grass next to V, pulling her down with him.

"What was that?" V asked, surprised by BB who was now lying next to her.

"Shh" he placed his finger on her lips seductively and winked, "Just watch the fireworks."

V nodded and stared at the bright sparks, flashing and illuminating the cloudy grey sky of England. V had always loved fire. It was so bright and happy looking, like her, but also very dangerous. V's thoughts were interrupted by soft and strawberry-tasting lips being placed on hers. BB. He placed his hand on her face and she shut her eyes, leaning into the kiss.

Matt and Jess stared at the fireworks, sitting on the grass together. Up until they looked across and noticed BB and V making out on the grass, Matt hadn't noticed that Jess was leaning on his shoulder. He smiled slightly before turning her face to his and placing his lips lightly on hers. He blushed and pulled away.

"Sorry, I just-"

"No it's okay," Jess smiled back, "… keep going…"

He placed his lips on hers again and she kissed back. The two of them continued to make out as Sami, Mello, KT and James just stared at the two couples.

Before thinking about it, Mello placed his hand around Sami's waist and pulled her closer.

"Soo…" Mello said quietly, hoping the others couldn't hear, "I… ur… I guess I kinda like you…"

"Good for you" Sami smiled at him softly as she watched him go bright red, "Cause I like you too…"

His eyes widened but before he could reply, Mello pulled her into a kiss. That kiss soon turned into a full on make out session, bodies pressed closely together.

Meanwhile, KT and James continued staring at the three pairs who were all intensely making out by now.

"This is weird…" KT said to James quietly.

"Yeh" James agreed, "There's way too PDAs."