A/N- It's Iggy Iggz! Nah, it's RedLumas again. Sorry it's taken so long, I've been really busy and some stuff went down and I wasn't in the mood. I'm probably going to have to write this story by myself so you're going to have to bear with me. I'll try my best.
Response to Reviews
Princess Shroob: Thank you so much! Thank you for also for gracing my story with your presence, Your Royal Highness. *bows*
heysoup: I won't favouritise Rosalina this time, so she won't be popular. I'm kidding, I don't have favourites :P
Team Lumas- Toadette, Mario, Peach, Rosalina, Bowser, Daisy, Pink Gold Peach, Bowser Jr, Bombette, Goombario, Bobbery and Birdo.
Team Lusts of the Flesh- Pauline, Toad, Honey Queen, Ms. Mowz, Flurrie, Wario, Waluigi, Goombella, Kooper, Sushie, Jojora and Wendy.
After the drama of the first challenge, Mario, Peach, Rosalina, Daisy, Goombario, Bobbery, Bombette and Birdo sat in their hotel room.
"It's all Birdo's fault." Mario spat.
"Hw iz it m fult? I dndt diside whr I hid u ft piec ov sht." Birdo spat back.
"Where is Toadette, who is SUPPOSED to be our team leader?" Rosalina asked.
"She's gone swanning down to the beach with other team." Goombario answered.
"If only we could vote her out THEN I CAN RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHA!" Bombette laughed.
"Hey Bombette." Bobbery winked and stroked her fuse.
"Ugh, go die Bobbery." Bombette said and shoved Bobbery out of the window.
"...So I had told this customer, like, five bloody times, you can't get your money back! You bought this, like, item last October, it's now, like, Easter. That's, like, way passed our thirty days return policy. She kicks off, tells me to 'stop, like, being a bitch and to, like, hand over her 631 coins'. I mean, this is the mall, not a posh dress designers. I give up and get the manager. It's, like, bitches like her which make people hate our generation." Goombella ranted to Flurrie and Toadette.
"I feel sorry for you, honey." Toadette giggled slightly.
"I can't believe there's a chance you might be leaving." Flurrie sighed.
"Well, it was up to my team, they'd vote me out for going out on day trips with the other team..." Toadette frowned.
"They're jealous they can't come down to Gelato Beach on such a beautiful day!" Flurrie smiled.
"Just, like, relax and focus on, like, your tan!" Goombella smiled.
"You're right." Toadette agreed and laid back down. However, in her mind, she still felt unsure.
Toadette: I can't help worrying about what my team's reactions would be if they found out where I am and who I'm with. Hopefully they can't vote me out...
Meanwhile, Pauline, Honey Queen, Ms Mowz and Jojora sat at the Smoothie Bar, the headquarters of their evil plans.
"That Peach needs to be knocked out of this competition so I can go ahead with my plans." Pauline spoke.
"Peach isn't that bad." Ms Mowz spoke.
"Hush peasant, the grown-ups are talking." Honey Queen "Peach-Peasant needs to know how it felt when she stole your boyfriend! After we get rid of her, we get rid of that Pink Bomb-Omb. I don't like her."
Bombette: Flurrie told me that she doesn't trust the group of four and I have to agree with her. There's something about them that I don't like.
"Welcome back to Mario Superstars, here in sunny Isle Delfino!" Luma smiled.
"Last time, the teams played an Island-wide version of hide-and-seek and Team Lusts of the Flesh won." Yoshi explained "It's now time for the first Elimination Zone!"
Elimination Zone
"Welcome to the Elimination Zone, Team Lumas." Luma spoke.
The twelve contestants of Team Lumas looked at each other in fear.
"The contestants safe with zero votes are..." Yoshi began "Mario, Bowser, Daisy, Pink Gold Peach, Bowser Jr, Bombette, Goombario and..."
The other five contestants hoped desperately that it would be them.
"...Bobbery!"
Bobbery: When my name is read out, I'm so glad I still have a chance with the girls!
Pauline: Why haven't the public voted out my 'roommate'? Are they that stupid to keep in a perverted and rude old sailor?
"Toadette, Peach, Rosalina and Birdo all got one vote each, so the rest of their team will vote on who leaves. The four who are tied cannot vote however." Luma announced "Mario, step into the voting box first!"
Mario: My vote is for the weakest link.
Bowser: That Birdo is ugly, rude and has bad grammar! She was rude about my ballet performance.
Daisy: My vote goes to the person who helps the team the least. We need to shift the useless weight.
Pink Gold Peach: I would vote for the precious princess but, someone else deserves it much more.
Bowser Jr: I vote for that good for nothing Toad girl. I want to lead the team to victory!
Bombette: My vote is for the biatch who gets my fuse going! I wish I could Stampede her!
Goombario: According to my calculations, our team will be 99% better off without this person.
Bobbery: All but one of these girls are sexy! I will vote for the beast.
...
"The votes are in." Yoshi announced and the studio went quiet.
"I will now read the votes out." Luma announced.
"First Vote... BIRDO."
"Ov curs ppl wud vt 4 me." Birdo frowned and played with her bow.
"Second Vote... TOADETTE."
"Eh, I'm not surprised." Toadette shrugged.
"Third Vote... TOADETTE."
Toadette still shrugged.
"Fourth Vote... TOADETTE."
"This is going great!" Daisy cheered.
"Fifth Vote... "BIRDO."
Toadette started to smile smugly.
"Sixth Vote... TOADETTE."
Toadette's smile turned to a frown.
"The eighth vote doesn't matter!" Yoshi announced "The first person out of Mario Superstars is Toadette!"
"NOOOO! Don't drop me down the hole!" Toadette begged.
"Oh, we got rid of the hole!" Luma said "You'll be put in a taxi to the airport."
"Oh..." Toadette smiled and walked away.
"Well done to Peach, Rosalina and Birdo." Yoshi smiled "As your team captain has left, your new team captain is Bombette."
"For todays challenge, it will be a huge brawl. You will all be on a circular column above the sea and if you fall off into the sea, you lose. It won't be the last TEAM, it will be the last person standing who wins for their team." Luma told them.
The hosts and the contestants walked outside and the contestants nervously climbed the ladder to the top of the column.
"Can we fight anyone on the podium?" Peach asked.
"Yep. 3, 2, 1 GO!" Yoshi yelled.
"KILL THE UGLY!" Bombette screeched and kicked Wendy off.
"It's not Daisy for a change..." Luma noted.
Bobbery immediately tackled Pauline to the floor and they both slid off. However, Pauline had quickly grabbed Peach's ankle and took her with them
"How DARE that ugly sailor-peasant take my ally out!" Honey Queen cried and punched Mario and Toad off the platform in a fit of rage.
"Take this, bitch!" Kooper smirked and went to attack Pink Gold Peach from behind. However, she dodged and knocked him off.
"If you want to know how to talk to a lady, ask your mum." She taunted.
Kooper: That Pink Gold Peach needs to learn some respect!
Bowser was leaping about the platform and accidentally fell off, taking Honey Queen, Ms. Mowz and Bombette with him.
"You could of crushed me!" Ms. Mowz squeaked before falling into the water and coming to the top like a drowned rat.
"Oh, I sure hope no one kills me and steals my handbag!" Wario cried.
"Shut up you seal!" Waluigi cried and punched Wario so his wig fell off and into the water.
"Go fetch my wig!" Wario grabbed Sushie and threw her after it.
"HOW INCONSIDERATE OF YOU WARIO! I WANT RESPECT AND THEN YOU GO AND FLING ME INTO THE WATER LIKE I'M RUBBISH!" Sushie cried and then hit the water.
"You shall, like, feel the wrath of the power of my, like, likes!" Goombella cried and a giant version of the word 'like' appeared and smashed into Wario, Waluigi, Bowser Jr and Birdo.
"Hw rde! Im wy btr thn al ov u!" Birdo spat and splashed into the water.
"Feel the power of my stage presence crush you into an oblivion!' Flurrie cried and used her 'stage presence' to launch Goombario, Daisy and Goombella.
"OMGEE! FLURRIE WALLOPS THE WEAK WITH HER FAT!" Jojora screeched taking a photo.
"Who are you calling fat?" Flurrie yelled and sent Jojora flying.
"Nice one, Flurrie!" Rosalina grinned. She then sprinted forward and leaped over Flurrie, ready to attack her from behind.
Flurrie was one step ahead and used her stomach to send Rosalina flying.
Flurrie: It's not always bad having a big presence!
It was the retired actress versus the metal princess.
"You know, I try to avoid doing this in my Sunday best!" Pink Gold Peach said.
"This will be easy!" Flurrie grinned.
Flurrie slowly ran towards Pink Gold Peach.
The Princess took a heel off and as Flurrie was about to hit her, she held it out. The heel stabbed Flurrie's stomach and the actress deflated like a balloon, flying everywhere. She landed on the platform and Pink Gold Peach kicked her and the actress fell in the sea.
"Pink Gold Peach has won for Team Lumas!" Yoshi announced and Team Lumas cheered.
"Which means Pauline, Toad, Honey Queen, Ms. Mowz, Flurrie, Wario, Waluigi, Goombella, Kooper, Sushie, Jojora and Wendy are up for elimination." Luma smiled "We'll see you next time, on Mario Superstars!"
The camera panned out until the whole island was visible.
Vote Summary
Toadette (6): Mario, Daisy, Pink Gold Peach, Bowser Jr, Bombette and Goombario.
Birdo: (2): Bowser and Bobbery.
Peach: (0)
Rosalina (0)
Woo! It's finally finished. :D
Credit goes to Owen96 as this challenge was used from his amazing story Who Wants To Be A Superstar?.
Also, if you could suggest some challenges, that would help me out a lot. I'll give you some Internet cookies!
Question- Who did Pink Gold Peach quote twice?
Remember to vote for either Pauline, Toad, Honey Queen, Ms. Mowz, Flurrie, Wario, Waluigi, Goombella, Kooper, Sushie, Jojora or Wendy
Remember to vote, R&R!
