Help us Professor Kokonoe!

"Greetings lost children. I am Professor Kokonoe, genius scientist and the ruler of the Sector Seven laboratory. Well…okaywe aren't in the lab at the moment. This place can sort of temporally move into the boundary. Well, Simply put, it's a mysterious room, a room where you can do anything you want. To be honest, it's a paradise for those sad, little children that couldn't get to the true ending. A sort of Avalon. Very well, lost children of the day, you may enter."

"Stooop already…" Makoto pleaded.

Jin and Makoto in chibi forms fell into the lab. Jin was still knocked out and Makoto was afraid and her eyes closed

"Shut up, you're giving me a migraine." the cat scientist said.

"Where am I?"

"The masked creeper was bad touching your brain meats huh?"

"Yeah…that pervert was pulling memory after memory, especially the ones I'd put away."

"I knew it, Bet he grabbed those embarrassing moments where you wanna cry into a pillow and kick your legs."

"Um, I don't think so, they were along the lines of species inequiality and…"

"No prob. We all have skeletons in the closet."

"I see, so you too professor…" Makoto said with inquiring eyes. "HAVE YOU ANY ECRETS?"

"Moving On."

Kokonoe had been defeatd in her own game, by her. What was worst in her own laboratory and her own show.

"She totally does." Makoto said, sweatdropping.

While she went on, the sleeping Jin woke up with an unhappy face, lokking around to see where he was.

"Sempai! you woke up!" Makoto said happily.

"Where am I? Last I remember My brother and me were in an exciting and exhilarating moment of…"

"Diving straight into the creepy AGAIN. Man you never learn…" Kokonoe said sighing. "Not once but TWICE."

"Again? What are you going on about Grimalkin?!"

Makoto tried to stop the two snarkers and failed. Jin however was extremely irritated, especially with being confined in the boundary.

"If you don't mind I…" Makoto interrupted. "We'd like to know why we're here."

"Dear Lord...do you even listen?! To the outside world this just might be a lab but in reality, this is Professor's Kokonoe's Love Clinic."

"L...Love?!" the girl answered blushing.

"Idiocy. I have no use for that."

"So you say idiot, yey you came here!" the catgirl protested.

"What of it Grimalkin?!" Jin answered with exasperation.

"You only come here when you make a wrong choice and get the BAD END. That's right with a Capital B, and stop calling me Grimalkin, you're not Hakumen...yet." Kokonoe said with indignation.

"ME?! Make a mistake?! Ludicrous!"

"Um...Sempai..." I think we did a little mistakes. Especially since you got injured and I, you know...went to play the harp up there in heaven..."

"Tch." the green eyed boy said complaining.

The voice of reason made Jin calm down or...more angry. Yet he couldn't deny his comrade's logic.

"So I guess the only way out is...with your advice?" Makoto asked.

"Bingo."

"Hah! As if WE needed advice from her!"

"You were already trapped 90 years buddy! hear me out or you can never leave here!" Kokonoe said with a grin.

"90 years?! where?!" Jin was clueless about her line just now.

"Um...I don't want to wander here forever so...We'd like our advice now."

"No."

"But I…"

"No advice until you explained yourself or rather…your shelves."

"Um…What does that…mean?" the squirrel aked.

"Your Ta-tas, sweater puppies..your BOOBS! Who goes dressed out like that? How do you live knowing you're one strong breeze or sudden cough away from a massive wardrobe malfunction? With Litchi's cleavage and your underboob action. We're like an H-game in here."

"Um…"

"I thought we needed ADVICE. Not your angst about something that is completely stupid!" The emerald eyed youth retorted.

"What'd you do to make them grow like that…?" the curious cat asked.

"You...do you want to die?" the major asked.

Kokonoe then gave a small smile and turned toward the hero. She began to use a rather enigmatic tone trying to intimidate or rather, startle the owner of Yukianesa.

"For defying the wonderful Kokonoe...Jin Kisaragi…all in your heart will be revealed.

"All in…my heart? No clue to what you're talking about and…like I'd care." he said closing his eyes.

"Let's see about that blonde idiot." the scientist smiled with malice as she vanished into thin air.

Then a loud voice began to speak thrugh the lab, making the pair look for who it was, yet they found nothing.

"J…Just hold up for a second…" Makoto said. "All...in his heart?"

"These are…Jin Kisaragi's rankings." Kokonoe's voice annonunced.

"Wait..."Jin replied with surprise.

"Rank 3 in the voices…'Dispatched in mankind's darkest hour we…umm…uh…oh forget it.' That happiness, that forgetfulness, painfully reminds Jin he once had a heart." The voice taunted.

"Hey, hold one…" Jin said, opening his eyes in surprise.

"Ranking number 2: "Why are you doing this?!" it makes this creeper a bit soft because someone actually opposes him, even knowing he's willing to cut you down. I must say Makoto, you're something else."

"I said to wait…"

"W...What?!" Makoto asked with surprise.

The pair was surprised. Jin, for all the non-sense being said about him, Makoto for the fact that he actually cared about her, for once.

"Rank 1 in the voice: "Please…don't do this!" That concern, whenever you beat him in versus mode one can feel your concern for a creeper who doesn't give a damn about anybody or anyone. And even he, stops if, for a second to reconsider before this blacking out."

"For the love of all things holy…I said Wait!" the swordsman protested. "Just what the hell are these rankings?!"

"Jin Kisaragi's rankings of course." Kokonoe said through the speakers.

"Then why don't I have a clue of what you're talking about?!"

"JinxMakoto moments: the voices of Makoto Nanaya that actually Make Jin Kisaragi give a damn." Yep, Jin here loves your voice."

"Oddly enough…that explains it. But I don't GIVE a damn…" he said, sighing.

"Sempai…you like my voice?" the girl asked, as red as hue.

"Hmph. I'm either embarrassed or guilty." he responded. "No, I don't."

"Then, since he doesn't care, the most important rankings of all!"

"What are the ranks about…?" Makoto asked. "Please no more embarrassment…"

"These are the JinxMakoto Moments: "Outfits that Makoto Nananya has used and made a little impact on Jin Kisaragi." Or something like that. This creeper is hard to understand."

"What?!" the squirrel girl asked.

"Hey! Who are you calling a creeper?!"

"Just calling you what you are."

"You little bi…" Jin was cut short due to the voice

"Third place in the Jin Kisaragi's rankings are…Look at that black suit. The intelligence division uniform; Covers a lot yet leaves you with desire, revealing Makoto's beautiful legs! And her earnest eyes and, what's more important to Jin than…revealing her bushy tail!"

"Talk about embarrassing." Makoto said bashfully.

"Well back then, when I was walking I the port I DID see your tail…But it doesn't go beyond that!"

"Uwah…so embarrassing…"

"Don't listen to this grimalkin!"

As if ignoring Jin, Kokonoe further continued the torture, making Makoto blush more and Jin even angrier...if that was possible.

"Rank 2. The traditional Academy uniform. Never fails, a mini skirt revealing our beastskin's lovely legs. Her shirt is a bit tight so you can see just the amount of fair chest! And her bushy tail! Jin spent happy times at the student council!"

"Grimalkin…do you want to die?"

"Sempai…wow…I didn't know you liked…um…" The beastskin said while sweatdropping.

"Don't say it! Do I look like a breast and tail maniac?!" he asked with indignation.

"Well, that Yayoi girl had decent shelves on her…" the voice said simply.

"Grimalkin you b…"

"Now Jin don't be shy! The first in Jin Kisaragi's rankings are…Orange, orange, orange! Look at her, lovely black stockings! And that orange top reveal all a man could want! Those strap panties are lethal, might get you distracted!"

"Sempai I didn't you liked my…uh…shelves that much…"

That last line was the switch. Jin summoned his sword and as temperamental as ever, he was ready to use it.

"I've heard enough of your…"shelves" Yukianesa! I don't care about wandering here forever! I'll just kill you instead. FREEZE!"

"P…Put that thing away!" his friend pleaded.

"Ahahahaha! FREEZE, FREEZE! Behold the secret technique that surpasses even the deepest depths of hell…! Eternal force of…!"

"Enough sempai! want to get out of here? let's listen to her! Don't use your astral heat!"

"...Fine. Make it quick."

"Makoto, you stay close to Jin. Save him from himself, meaning from being an total insane Jerk. And also, make a little reasearch about Nox Nyctores."

"Y...Yes. I will."

"And you Jin, top being such a jerkass, all the time. Try to be nicer to Makoto, even for a day and you'll see the difference. Also, don't let doubt get the best of you, you're the hero, damn it!"

"...Hmph."

"Alright, thanks professor! we're leaving!"

"Finally, this torture has ended." Jin said thankfully.

Jin and Makoto disappeared through the warp hole. Kokonoe just sighed.

"Kids these days...I should just kick their asses when they come here."