I do not own Naruto. Only my OC's


We spent all morning shopping around for baby things. And by we I mean I chickened out and sat on a remote park bench with Sevvy and Fin trying to tune out all sounds and smells while Kakashi got baby things and clothes for me. I could tell he didn't buy mine and Sev's poor excuse.

"mediation time, you know old people, from the past thing" I had blubbered out when i realised he was leading me to a spot where there was many people that I most definitely didn't was to see.

"yeah we just need to thank the squirrels and emmm...Dirt." Sevvy added unhelpfully, but it's the thought that counts. He also did not want to be around people just yet either, being around the students will be more than enough company then either of us are ready for as is. I am almost certain Kakashi knew we where lying but he didn't comment.

Right now though I was following behind Kakashi, I'm sure he noticed by now but both me and Sevvy where just looking at his feet refusing to look at our old home that surely would look completely different and probably make us feel more alone than we already did. He led us into a building that appeared to be a school though there didn't seem to be anyone here, though i felt three chakra's down the hall. I stopped just looking at the ground since this school looked about the same as they used to when I went to school just allot bigger. Fin squirmed and I stopped walking to see if he was alright. Kakashi got me a proper sling to put him in, it definitely beat carrying him all day. Kakashi had also gotten him a blue jumper and sleeper the look on his face when he handed everything to me clearly said the whole ordeal was beyond frazzling for him. I hid my laugh, but Sevvy had no such qualms and started making fun of him. He had also picked me up clothes; the pants where called work out shorts or spanks- so Kakashi told me, they looked like they could fit Fin but sure enough as I pulled them up they fit with no problem, they also felt like they weren't there at all. Noticing the colour of my previous shit he got me a long sleeved deep maroon plain shirt, though this again was rather tight, I put my family vest over top it certainly a good thing i wasn't as stiff as other girls from my time or i would have even put these clothes on never mind walk out in them. Kakashi did the same thing my husband used to when ever he was forced to buy me clothes, buy things to small so you don't offend them and stretchy is always good because then you know it will fit.

"hey you coming?" Kakashi's voice brought me out of my thoughts, he was standing a few doors away in front of the one where the chakra's where coming from, i looked quickly down at Fin who was sleeping soundly, I looked up at Kakashi and nodded making my way too him and Sevvy. Kakashi put his fingers to his lip and then pointed to the eraser wedged in between the door and the wall so it would fall on someone as they entered. Huh I was hoping pranks had gotten better since my time. Kakashi walked and the eraser went plop into his mop of silver hair in a puff of white dust. Although I knew he did it on purpose Sevvy and I joined in with the loud annoying laughter on the other side Kakashi took a few steps inside to make room for me but not enough for Sevvy to squeeze in, which i heard loud pouting about through our mental link. There was three 12 year old kids, where these really the ones he was training to be genin they looked like they should be chunin already unless they just looked 12, if they where just going to start being genin maybe they where a few years behind.

"I got him! He totally fell for it." yelled the boy that the loud laughter was coming from. He had a mess of blond hair, and wore a horrible orange jump suit. He smelt like...ramen.

"ugh I'm so sorry sensei! I told him not to do it but he wouldn't listen. Id never do anything like that." this girl was standing next to the blond haired boy, her voice was horrible, high pitched and just annoying. Was this little thing what kenoichi's have come to? 'After you worked so hard' Sevvy sounded just as disappointed as I felt. The last boy in the room was completely silent, he was just brooding in one of the desks face resting on his hands. 'who spit in his morning tea' I scoffed to Sev.

"hmmm how can i put this?" Kakashi asked lazily "my first impression of this group... Your all a bunch of idiots." all of their faces dropped even the dark brooding one that was definitely a huge blow to there pride. " on the roof ten minuets" Kakashi abruptly turned around making me fumble get out before he trampled me down.

I followed his lead again, Sevvy right beside me. I grasped a hand full of his fur on his shoulder, he was out of my sights for a second and i felt panicky. "Kakashi? Aren't they a little old to just be starting out as a genin?" I asked though i didn't give I'm enough time to answer. " Are they... You know... Challenged?" I tried to ask nicely. Kakashi started laughing as he led me up stairs to the roof.

"No, though they sure seem like it huh?" he opened the door to the outside, and I quickly clamped my eyes shut. Logically I knew I couldn't not see the village forever, but that didn't mean I wouldn't try. I directed my eyes to the ground and noted that Sevvy did the same. "here we will sit on the railing facing towards the cliff so you don't have to see the village." we followed him until we reached said railing which i carefully sat on beside Kakashi who had already taken a seat Sevvy sat back to railing to avoid seeing the village.

"So you noticed huh?" I asked. Although its not like I was trying to hide it, I just didn't like showing weakness.

"well I didn't think The first kenoichi destroyer of men would be starring at the ground out of shyness." Sevvy laughed loudly causing Kakashi to give him a hopeful smile.

"Hey don't look at me like that! Just cuz I found you funny doesn't mean we are friends runt!"

"uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh did that dog just TALK!?" yelled the blond boy. the three kids where standing in front of the open door mouths wide open in astonishment, well except for the dark troubled one.

"whoa pup who you calling a dog! I'm a wolf" Sev growled the last word. The little pink haired thing hid behind the brooding one, and the loud blond hid behind the pink haired girl. These kids where supposed to become ninja? No way. "sheesh you would think these kids had never seen a talking wolf before" I scoffed in agreement.

"sit down, introduce your selves." Kakashi ordered. The black haired boy sat down first and the others followed suit after making sure Sev didn't maul him. The pink haired girl looked at Kakashi questionably

"introduce our self's? Well what are we supposed to say?" I suppressed the urge to wring her neck.

"things you like. Things you hate. Dreams for the future. Hobbies. Things like that." Kakashi explained.

"uhhh why don't you tell us stuff first, I mean before we talk tell us about you s we can see how its supposed to work." asked the blond haired one.

"Me?" Kakashi pointed to him self. " well I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate? Well i don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future? Never really thought about it. As for my hobbies? I have lots of hobbies." well that was very informative, i thought to myself, i could hear the kids grumbling about it too. "okay you on the right your turn." he pointed at the blond boy

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, I like instant ramen in a cup and I really like ichiraku ramen Iruka Sensei got me at the noodle shop and I really hate the three minuets you have to wait after you poor the water in the ramen cup. My hobby trying different ramen's and comparing them! And my future dream is to become hokage! Than the whole village will stop disrespecting me and they will have to treat me like I'm somebody! Believe it!" wow this kid had a tuff childhood, I vaguely heard the girl- Sakura- introducing her self through girlish squeals that made me want to throw up in my mouth, but I was focussed on Naruto. Clearly this boy had a troubled past yet he seemed so cheerful. Sevvy and I instantly decided we liked this kid!

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha" the blood rushed to my ears and all I heard was a ringing sound. Hatred and anger poured into me as i stared at the young boy. I jumped off the railing to the ground, me and Sevvy crouched down barring our teeth to the boy, i had one arm protectively holding Fin to my body and the other one half transformed into a claw.

"I will rip your throat out Uchiha!" I growled, Sasuke's eyes got extremely wide and he started scooting backwards same as the other two kids. Sasuke's eyes where full of fear, and he smelled of it to. Good. I wanted him to be afraid, so that in the last moments of his horrid life he would know what my clan felt.

"whoa there. What are you doing?" Kakashi was all of a sudden in front of me blocking me from the Uchiha. I growled at him. "he is just a kid." before I could react Sev did.

"We watched the Uchiha kill babys and pups, why should we hold back against this talentless child."

"That was long ago, kids get going we are meeting at training ground 20 bright and early don't eat breakfast or you will puke" the three of them scampered off. I growled at Kakashi once more, but stood up, looking down at fin who amazingly enough was still sound asleep.

"why did you do that! I have every right to kill every last Uchiha for what hey did to my clan." Kakashi shrugged and put his hands in his pocket

"well I mean they are all dead anyways, except for Sasuke. He is the last of his clan. Just like you everyone he knew and loved are gone." he spoke softly.

"Oh." was all I could mutter.


Kakashi baby shopping :D so funny. if you'd like I can put in a goof chapter of how that all goes down? tell me in the reviews.