A/N: HEY guys~! sorry i've not been updating this...IF you are reading this fic. Well, I hope i can keep this up though.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO nor NOBLESSE or OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

Kyarii is my OC :P

"ANNEYEONG OPPA~!" She squealed and hugged him. He smirked and hugged her back.

"What happened oppa? I didn't think you would be here!" she asked this "Raizel". I stood back and watched the two.

"Well, change of plans. My parents both decided I move to Konoha now rather than next summer." She smiled and hugged him once more.

"Is Takeo and Shinwoo-oppa here too?" She asked cutely.

"Yeah. But they got different classes than me, so you'll see them at home." He smiled. "Want me to walk you to class?"

"I think I'm in trouble right now, Rai. I got called to the office." Kyarii kissed the handsome guy on the cheek and ran up to Suigetsu who was still crying over his hand.

"Sui-kun? Hurry up!" She whined. Suigetsu scowled and grabbed her by the waist and tossed her over his shoulder, carrying her to the principal's office.

I snickered at the sight of him tossing her over his shoulder like a sack of flour.

"You must be Kyarii's friend? Hinata, right?" Whoa...he's hot.

"Yeah. You must be..." I drawled out.

"Cadis Etrama Di Raizel. Just call me Rai." He introduced himself with a slight bow. I smiled and nodded back.

"Well, nice meeting you Hinata. See you later."

He smiled and walked down the hallway to the gym.

I have to go to the...gym too.

I walked slowly towards the gym and opened the doors. And guess who was there?

"Sasuke." He smirked and I flipped him off, making his smirk turn into a scowl.

IN GYM CLASS

Kyarii's POV

"KYARII! OVER HERE!" I turned my head to Hinata and saw her with Rai on the bleachers. I smiled and waved back, jogging to them.

I felt something trip me and Sasuke ran into me from the front.

I felt someone run into me from the back and I fell onto Sasuke.

This is...the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! Why am I getting tripped and falling down on people!?

This is how we fell:
Sasuke fell down first. I fell on TOP of Sasuke in between his legs and the back of my head was on his chest.
Gaara fell on TOP of me in between MY legs and his head was on my chest.

I whimpered because his head practically smacked me in the chest, which hurt! A LOT! HIS HEAD PUNCHED ME IN THE BOOB!

"SAI-BAKA! SASUKE-TEME!" Naruto and Menma shouted.

"Get off of me." Sasuke snarled at me.

Sasuke's POV

"Get off of me." I growled at the dumb girl. She stuck her tongue out at me and tried getting up but Gaara was on top of her.

"Gaara get up!" He tried to get up but fell back down on Kyarii. With his face in her breasts. She moaned on accident and her face turned red. And it didn't help that her hands were on my "crotch"...so I groaned in pain and "accidentally" placed my hands on her butt. She squeaked and hit her head on my chest. I smirked and gave her a light squeeze making her squeak like a mouse. Gaara tried getting up again and Kyarii stood up to getting off of my balls...Then Gaara got "hit by a basketball" and pushed Kyarii back on me. Her neck was in my face and she kneed my junk. I groaned, pulling forward and my lips pressed against her neck, then I licked her neck slowly. She 'eeped' and rolled off me. Gaara mumbled an apology to Kyarii and went about the basketball game.

"SASUKE YOU PERVERT!" Hinata ran over to us and dragged Kyarii away from me, AFTER she pounded me on the head.

"KEEP YOUR TONGUE TO YOURSELF!" She threw over her shoulder.

"YOU BITCH! SHE FELL ON ME!" I yelled at the stupid Hyuuga.

I smirked and dusted myself off.

"Dude, you're such a hentai!" Naruto cackled. Menma smirked and slung his arm over my shoulder.

"Did she feel good?" He asked wryly. He bumped fists with Naruto and continued playing basketball.

That ass felt...nice. She smelled nice too...vanilla and cookie dough.

"Gaara." I called out. He looked at me and smirked.

Plot A was a go. Time to initiate Plot B.

I nodded at him and the redhead tossed a basketball at me, grinning.

Hinata's POV

"Kyarii calm down. Rai can you comfort her? Someone's just sent me a text." He nodded and brought the crying bluenette onto his lap with his arms wrapped around her.

I checked my message box and found a text from an unknown number. Curious, I opened the text and was pissed. The. Hell. Off.

"Shit..." I mumbled, watching a video of what just happened.

I'm going to kill this mo-fo when I find out who sent this.

I deleted the text AND video and shoved my phone into my backpack.

"Yeobo, shhh...it's okay. It wasn't that bad, yeobo. Please don't cry." Rai comforted her in a soothing, velvety voice. Kyarii sobbed, hiding her face in his chest. Ino, Sakura, Ten-Ten and Temari ran over to us.

"We heard...or er, watched what happened." I glared at Sakura and faced Temari.

"I'm going to kill your brother, Temari." She smirked, while Ten-Ten, Ino and Sakura snickered deviously.

"You can kill him after I kill him. Besides, you should kill Sasuke first." I bit my lip, pissed off about hearing his name.

"Yeah. He's gonna get it."

AFTER SCHOOL

"You sure you want to join the host club Kyarii?" I asked her, worriedly.

"Yeah. Why what's wrong? I really want to see Honey again." She whined. I sighed and ran a hand through my long hair.

"Fine. But I'm not becoming a hostess."

"Okay. Rai, Shinwoo and Takeo are meeting me at 4:00 later at my house. You wanna come?" I shook my head.

"No it's okay. My dad is grounding me. By the way, what happened in the principal's office?" Her eyes widened and she covered her mouth with her hand.

"I-uh...the principal asked me to become Sasuke's tutor." I frowned.

"Why? He's got straight A's...what's he need a tutor for?" She sighed.

"That's what I said, but Jiraiya-sensei insisted or I'll get expelled." Punching a nearby wall, I screamed in pain and anger.

"WHAT!?" Ohhh, that pervert.

"Hurry up and go to your host club Kyarii. We'll meet the principal in the morning." She nodded and opened the door to the host club.

"WELCOME-! Oh it's just you two..." Haruhi scowled. I glared at her and pushed Kyarii forward.

"Are you joining the club Kyarii-hime?" Honey blushed, hugging Kyarii.

"I-I think so...if it's a-alright with you guys?" The members of the club looked at each other, finding something to say.

"Today would be nice for an answer." I said impatiently. Tamaki cleared his throat and approached Kyarii.

"Yes, you can join. AS a hostess." She squealed, excited and hugged Tamaki. Which caught him off-guard, but he smiled and hugged her back.

"So what do you want me to do?" They looked at each other again. Hikaru chuckled and patted her on the head.

"You're a hostess now little one." Kaoru came on the other side of Kyarii and laid a hand on her shoulder.

"Yes. So that means you have to..."

"SING KARAOKE!" The twins said at the same time.

Kyarii nodded absent-mindedly.

"Kyarii? You need to sing..." She looked up and smiled.

"Okay...I'll sin- WAIT WHAT!?" She shrieked. Kyoya picked her up from where she was standing and sat her on a nearby couch.

I looked around the room...and got the chills.

"Why is it so bright in here? And why does it look like a tea party exploded in here?" I asked, they seem to not like me...By the way they were glaring at me, they definitely don't like me.

"Because. This is the Konoha Host club...have some respect, won't you Hinata-chan." I gritted my teeth together and faced the jerkwad.

"What do YOU want Uchiha?" I spat in his face.

Sasuke wiped his face with a napkin and threw it in my face.

"I'm in the host club...what are YOU doing in here?"

"ANIWA! Sasuke-teme is in the host club too?!" Kyarii whined.

"KYOYA-KUN!" She pouted, hugging his waist. "Please don't tell me it's true that Sasuke is a host!"

Kyoya blinked, standing still with the room filled with silence.

"Okay. I won't tell you he's in our club-"

"NOOOO!" Kyarii ran towards Sasuke and punched him in the stomach.

"Why are you doing this to me?! I don't even like you! Hinata sure does, but-NO SHE DOESN'T! FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!" She blushed and hid behind Mori, who scooped her up in his arms and sat her on his lap on the couch.

"Calm down Kyarii-hime." He purred, stroking her head. She blushed and nuzzled her head into his shirt.

"Hinata. Are you joining the host club?" I glared at Sasuke, and looked back at Kyarii.

"After what you did to Kyarii today, I'm gonna have to. So you won't rape Bishie over there." I gestured to Kyarii who was getting tickled by Honey and Hikaru...or is it Kaoru.

"Well, let's get it on." Sasuke licked his lips and pinned me against the wall.

"I heard from a certain 'Bishie' that you like me, hm?" He whispered in my ear, his hands pulled at my shirt and roamed up and down my chest and stomach.

"What are you doing Sasu-chan~?" I looked over at Kyarii who was smirking with her phone.

"Leave Hinata alone or I'll send everyone a picture of you. Looking like this!" She shoved the phone in his face as he stared in horror at the picture that was on the screen.

"How the HELL did you get that?!" He snarled, trying to grab the phone, but Kyarii tossed the phone to her other hand.

"It helps when you're a friend of Itachi's right? So leave Hinata alone, or I can send a picture of you kissing Haku and another one with you making out with Utakata-kun!" Her finger about to press the send button on the touch screen.

He quickly kissed my cheek, making me fluster, and backed away before I could punch him in the babymaker.

"Fine. There, now delete it or I'll smash your phone." She poked her tongue at him and deleted the photos.

"I can still get them from Itachi anyways."

A/N: i have the slightest idea where i'm going with this...but the ouran highschool host club is starting to grow on me...so is bleach and deathnote~ xP

until next time!

-Byakuren Myka