Hi guys! Sorry for the delay, there were many things that just set me back.
LIKE THAT STUPID LAPTOP CHARGER I ORDERED A MONTH AGO AND DIDN'T COME UNTIL NOW.
*cough* Anyways…I still can't believe I'm making this story in the middle of winter…(well it might be summer in other places in the world, but not for me!)
Enjoy! This is the second last chapter!
Dia: It's a free world~ Miyuki-san does not own us!~
.SsS.
Summer is Hot
.SsS.
Normal P.O.V.
Standing at the door, Gold stared at his friends. The Dex Owners stared at Gold. Gold stared back.
Black sighed, "Three…two…one…"
"GOOOLD!" Blue, Silver, Ruby and Crystal proceeded to maul the said boy.
"HOLY SH-"
"AAAARGH!"
BAM!
Five minutes later, Gold lay on the floor with several bruises.
"YOU IDIOT!" Crystal promptly kicked Gold in the leg (again), "Look at what you've done!"
"OW!" Gold cried in pain, "Will you ever stop abusing me?"
"If you continue doing bad things, then no!"
"Come on! I was the one who got stung by a bunch of Beedrill!"
"That's your own fault!"
The Breeder gawked, "Wait, is that Sapphire stripping over there? !"
"YES! DON'T LOOK AT HER!" Ruby screamed at him.
"What!" the other teen cried with his hands in front of him, "I wasn't gonna do anything! I was just asking!"
"AAH, SAPPHIRE NOOOO!" Blue wailed as she tried to pull the girl's shirt down. The boys on the other side of the room were still stuck in their positions-eyes shut, faces red, and hands covering the scene.
Our beloved drunk Kanto senior took a step on the same table Sapphire was stripping on and began to sing, "MY HEART'S A STEREO! IT BEATS FOR YOU SO LISTEN CLOSE! HEAR MAH THOUGHTS IN EV'RY NOTE, OH OH!~"
"…"
"…"
"…"
Out of nowhere, Blue began to tear up, "THAT WAS…TH-THE SWEETEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE, GREENIE!~"
"IT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU!" Almost everyone in the room yelled.
"YOU'RE ALL NUTS!"
Everyone turned to see Emerald panting as he shakily stood up from the couch.
"I know it's hot…and we have no drinks…" he says, "And two of us are…a little messed up…but if we work together, we can get to Viridian…and save ourselves!"
The Dex Owners turned to each other, hesitating about this so-called plan.
Gold sat up, "I say we do it!"
"Shut up!" Silver exclaims and punches his arm, "You started this all!"
"I was just agreeing with the only sane person here at the moment!" he said, referring to Emerald.
Everyone silenced. Could they really survive that long walk?
"All of you, let's go," says Red as he holds his fist up in the air, "We're going to Viridian city!"
So, the rest of the Dex Owners decided to follow their leader.
Blue pulled Green from his chair and put one of her arms around him for support. Ruby picked up the drunk Sapphire-who had fortunately ceased her stripping-and put her on his back. Crystal forced Gold to give his cue for Emerald to use as a walking support. Diamond stuffed as much food as he could into a picnic basket. Yellow handed out some sunscreen. Hats were straightened and the males took their shirts off (much to the female's delight).
Everyone faced the front door with looks of determination.
Things were about to get hot.
…Well, actually, things were already hot to begin with…but you get the point.
"Location: Viridian forest. Time: around three o'clock pm. Weather…unbelievably hot…"
"Gold, stop talking…you're wasting energy."
"Sure…"
"Are we…there yet…?~" Pearl whined like a child. Yellow answered by solemnly shaking her head.
"So…very…thirsty…" Dia moaned. His tongue was sticking out and he was panting like a dog.
Ruby turned to them, "Imagine carrying an atrocity on your back…"
As if she heard the response, an unconscious Sapphire unconsciously hit him in the back.
"Oww…" Ruby groaned in pain.
"That…didn't even look like it hurt."
"Well…you've never been hit by a beast, Emerald."
*HIT*
"Oww…"
"Are we there yet…"
"No."
"It's hot!~"
"What did you expect, Gold? A blizzard?"
"Don't play smart with me, Silver."
"I'm not playing smart. I'm being smart."
"Why you…"
"Arceus, she's still heavy…"
*HIT*
"Oww…"
"Are we there yet…"
"Would you all just kindly," White huffed, "SHUT UP?"
Her fellow Dex Owners stared in bewilderment. White never shouted angrily like that.
"I think the heat is showing the true 'devils' within ourselves." Blue says while wiping her forehead tiredly.
"That can't be true." Says Red.
Finally, Platinum spoke, "To think you all have not noticed this in the past half an hour we have been walking through this heated wretched forest! Unbelievable!"
"…"
"…"
"Told you." Blue tells Red.
They continued walking through the heat, with the destination seemingly a hundred miles away. Luckily, about ten minutes later, the gang arrived in Viridian.
"FINALLY!"
They shouted, some cried, some even danced!
And Pearl collapsed from heat stroke.
…
"So…who's going to carry him?"
"I hate you guys." Gold muttered under his breath while leaning Pearl on his shoulder.
"We hate you too." Everyone responded at the same time.
The Breeder sulked, "I feel the love, guys…I feel the love…"
"OhmyArceuswe'resaved!" Crystal cried out, "It's the Pokémon Center!"
"FINALLY!"
They shouted, some cried…wait a minute…
The Pokedex Owners walked inside to see countless hoards of trainers drinking bottles of water and licking some popsicles. Their eyes lit up hopefully one-by-one.
Suddenly, the Nurse saw them standing at the door of the air-conditioned (thank Arceus!) center-all sweating, the boys half-naked, and a bunch were unconscious.
She spun around and yelled, "Somebody give them the cold treatment, STAT!"
"YOU'RE THE NURSE!" they screamed.
TBC…