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'Well, that changes things, doesn't it?' Alucard said, stepping outside of the parked car. 'I would love to stay, but I fear duty calls.'

'But you don't know where Wrath is!' Roy said. Alucard shrugged in response.

'What does it matter, now a target has so presented itself so clearly?' Alucard said, pulling out his guns.

'But, you said you would obey my orders!' Roy said.

'I have a master.' Alucard said. 'That master will always come first. I must get back to them.'

'I won't let you hurt innocent people.' Roy said, raising his hand gain, ready to click his fingers.

'Really?' Alucard grinned, towering over the Colonel. 'How strong is that conviction?' he asked. 'Ready to fight for?' Alucard aimed his gun at Roys head. 'Ready to die for?'

Roy clicked his fingers.

Fire erupted from his fingers, engulfing Alucard. He fell back as his body burned. Souls were ripped apart in the flames. His body recoiled into darkness, and began to reform, and body emerging again.

'That was very foolish, Roy Mustang.' Alucard said. 'But it was very brave.'

He rebuilt his old form again. 'All right, Flame Alchemist. I'll make this promise. I will slay these Homunculi, them and them alone. Only those with the stench of the death about them will feel the taste of my bullet. Humans I will leave alone.'

'How can we trust you?' Ed asked, stepping out the car.

'You can't. Haven't you realised? I'm a monster, only bound by my vestiges of morality and loyalty to a master a million possibilities away. But you know what? If you want to stop me, go ahead! Try and pierce my heart!'

And at that, Alucard leaped into the air. He looked across the city, and saw the curious sight of soldiers standing at barricades assembled around the centre of the city. 'Curious.' Alucard said to himself. The scent was inside that ring of barricades. Not the surprising, perhaps.

Alucard did not bother with stealth – there were lights sweeping everywhere, and he didn't want to. He leaped out in plain sight of guns and tanks, and then he waited. He waited for guns to point at him, to artificial light to reveal him.

A mega phone blared. 'This is under military lock down. Vacate the area!'

'All humans take head!' Alucard shouted back. 'Fall back, for this is not your place anymore.' That was his warning done. 'For hear standeth the Bird of Hermes!' he cried. He did not need to say it, not now, but he choose to. 'Eating my own wings!'

'You have one final warning, or we will fire! Move!'

'To keep me tame.' Alucard grinned. As he said that, a rifle round flew at him, hitting him at his torso. He fell back on the floor, flying motionless. Then he started to laugh. A laugh born of arrogance. Justified arrogance. As he did so, the essence of blood and shadow rolled out from his form. It rose above him, around him in all directions. And then the army came forward.

The army had changed in composition, but not in action. It moved forward as the great horde, unthinking, unfeeling. It began to barge forward. Gunfire and tank missiles began to rip into it. They slowed it, made it fall back. But for every bullet spent, another corpse was there to fill its place. The defences were barely held.

At the centre, Alucard grinned. The held because he held back. But there was such a thing as tpo much fair play. He released more.

The street filled with machines. Rolling forward, they came on, a hundred rows deep and ten wide, they came one. Tanks, lorries, buses, vans, cars and scooters. They came in an unbreakable horde – the might of mans greatest city smashed through the defences arrayed against him. Soldiers fled before the horde. Through it, Alucard strolled forward, being careful not to kill any of the dogs attacking him. Extra careful not to drink anything.

Below him, Alucard noticed that is hollow. And there was a vampire – or homunculi – below him. That was very interesting. He absorbed the army into himself again, causing it to disappear.

'Hey, Alucard! We found you!' came a shout from behind. Alucard turned, to see the metal man and the boy brother running behind him.

'Nice night.' Alucard said, leaning on a broken light.

'Roy said we had to find you!' Al said.

'Did you kill anyone?' Ed said.

'No, I didn't.' Alucard replied. 'Looks like you can trust me a little, after all.' He grinned. 'And I've found another Homunculi. Let's see what amusement that one can bring.' Alucard stepped down, and turned his body nonphysical. He step through the floor, and landed in a tunnel. A being stood before Alucard.

'Well hello there.' He said. 'We've been expecting you.'

'A welcome party?' Alucard said. 'How sweet.' Alucard saw out of the corner of his eye, and beast coming for him. He lazily aimed his pistol, and fired, slaying it instantly. 'And what should I call you?'

'You can call me Envy. So, you're the one who killed Gluttony? Who are you?'

'Alucard.' He pulled out his second gun. 'The No Life King. The Dragon. The Impaler. The Night Walker. The First and Last Monster.' He grinned. 'Nice to meet you, Envy.'

Damn, don't you just wish you could summon an army of zombies at will? It'd be so convenient.