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(Outside World) (Singing)

Meanwhile in a forest Spike is being chased off by a group of pony knights.

Spike:Wait I'm in the story?

Twilight:Well it's another baby dragon who looks and has the same name as you.

Spike:Oh.

Spike:Help!

Spike then bumps into Shrek who was walking by. Shrek looks down at Spike. Spike looks back and then hides behind Shrek. The knight ponies then stopped in front of Shrek.

Knight #1:You there dragon. By order of Lord Farquaad I am ordered to put you both under arrest and sent to a secure area.

Shrek:Hmm let me answer that with a rhetorical reason.(Roar)

The Knight ponies then started screaming scared.

Knight#2(scared):(screaming) I want to go home right now!

Shrek stopped roaring and the knights stopped screaming.

Shrek:This is the part where you run away.

The knight ponies then ran off in the opposite direction of Shrek and Spike. Spike gave off a smirk. Shrek started to walk off.

Spike:Hey wait.

Spike begins to follow Shrek.

Spike:That was amazing what you did back there. I'm Spike by the way. What's your name?

Shrek stopped and turned to Spike.

Shrek:(Roar)

Spike:...So anyway what's your name?

Shrek(confused):Uh Shrek.

Shrek pulled out a map from his backpack and started to walk off.

Spike(confused):Shrek?

Spike then follows Shrek.

Spike:You know I like you Shrek. Want to be friends?

Shrek:I know you're new at being a dragon but here's your first lesson dragon's don't have friends.

Spike:Well that's a lousy lesson.

Shrek:Well sorry to break your spirits but I have to get to this place called Duloc.

Spike: Duloc I can take you there!

Shrek:No Thanks.

Spike:Aw come on. I really know how to get there!

Shrek:I said no.

Spike:Hey, hey, hey, you better let me go with you.
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.

Shrek gave Spike an annoyed look when Spike looked at him

Spike:Well maybe you do.
But, that's why we gotta stick together.

Shrek:Spike.

Spike:No, no, no, no

Don't speak,
Don't speak,
Don't speak.
Just hear me out,
I might surprise you.
I'll be a friend,
When others despise you.
Don't roll your eyes,
Stop with the mopin'.
You need a pal,
My calender's open.
I'll bring you soup,
When you get congested.
I'll bail you out,
When you get arrested.
I've gotcha back (martial art exclamations),
When things get scary.
And I'll shave it,
When it gets hairy.

Shrek walks away but Spike follows.

Spike:Don't let me go,
Don't let me go,
Don't let me go.
You need me,
You need me.

I'll treat you right,

And never act shotty.
If you kill a Colt,
I'll hide the body.
What do you say,
Your not responding.
(Pause)
I think were bonding.

Shrek gave a confused look and walked off

Spike:Don't let me go,

Don't let me go,
Don't let me go.
You need me.

You and me,
We belong together.
Like butter and gritts,
Like kibble and bits,
Like yin and yang,
Storm and drang,
Like eng and chang,
Attached at the hip,
But, not an old lady hip that might break.
I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake.

Like cupid and psyche,
Like pop rocks and mikey,
We'll stick together like that velcro stuff,
I'm the fuzzy side and you'll be the spikey.
Oo like little kids in pajamas with those funny things at the bottom,
You know feeties.
Like donuts and,
Oh what goes with donuts,
Donuts and,
Diabetes.

Don't let me go,
Don't let me go,
Don't let me go,
Don't let me go.

Hold me,
Hug me,
Take me please.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Please don't let me go.
I need you (x15)

Don't let me,
Go,
Go,
Go,
Don't let me,
Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah, gah,
Go.

Shrek(annoyed):Alright you can come. But you got to keep the singing to a minimum. Alright?

Spike(excited):You got it!

Spike lead the way and they headed straight to Duloc.