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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT IN THE REAL WORLD but in my mind Edward is my slave :P

Edward: O.O

Me: I also do not own the songs

Vamprism and Pringles

Previously…

Edward bits my neck while having one hand over my mouth to muffle my screams.

Now…

I scream as loud as I could feeling pain, heat and a bunch of painful things.

"I'm sorry but you wanted me to do this. The pain will wear out in a couple of minutes" Edward assured me.(A/n: yeah I don't want to wait 2 days to turn into a vampire so I made it 2 minutes.)

2 minutes later…

Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle, and Bella come running into the woods to see what all the screaming was.(yeah his hand didn't really work so they heard.)

"EDWARD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO? WHO IS THAT?WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING? DID YOU CHANGE WHOEVER IT IS? EDWARD ANSWER ME!" screeched Rosalie.

"Rose, calm down, I just changed Elena that's all." Said Edward calmly.

"WHAT!" everyone said in unison except for me and Edward.

" I wanted to be a vampire so I asked Edward to do it for me, which as you see he did, and I feel fine" I said.

Bella POV

I ran back into the house and broke down crying.

'How the hell can he change her and not me? I've been asking and begging him to change me but he won't budge! But it's one simple motion for him to do it to Elena…

"Bella? You in here?"

"Go away Edward!"

"It's Alice. Not Edward."

"Oh, come in Alice. I'm sorry for my reaction it was very foolish of me." Bella sniffled

"No you had every right to be upset but…I'm actually glad he did." Alice said with an evil smile on her face.

"Why?" Bella said confused

"Because I saw that we all going to be playing a brutal game of Truth or Dare and you gave her an excellent dare!"said Alice excitedly.

"What is the dare!" Bella exclaimed

"Ok you said-

Edward POV

Downstairs in the Kitchen with everyone else…

I burst out laughing from hearing Alice's thoughts and everyone looks at me weird.

'SAY ANYTHING AND I WILL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF THEN TELL BELLA THE ONLY REASON YOU TOLD HER NO WAS CAUSE YOU HAD NOTHING' Alice thought angrily to me

I abruptly stopped laughing and looked a bit scared and everyone was still looking at me weird.

"Uh..Edward? What's going on?" asked Jasper suspiciously.

"Nothing." He responded

The Next Day

"Anybody up for a game of Truth or Dare?" I asked.

"HELLZ YEAH!" everybody said in unison.

Bella and Alice join everybody else downstairs. Bella shot a deathly glare at me and an evil smirk at Elena. Elena and I both shuddered.

We all gathered in a circle in the living room.

"Ok let's start with Rosalie!" I squealed

"Alright…hmm…Bella truth or dare?" asked Rose

"Dare definitely I'm not a sissy like Edward" Bella said as coldly as she could which was pretty cold actually.

"Ok I dare you to wear dress up as sexy as you can , go over to mikes house ,ask for a cup of sugar ,while Jasper sends you guys waves of lust" Rosalie said with confidence. Although everyone started laughing hysterically except for Bella who gave Rosalie her 13th glare of the day.

"You. Are. Going. To. Regret. This." Bella said coldly which made everyone shudder with fear.

Bella went upstairs and started putting together an outfit. (With Alice's help of course)

Bella descended the stairs and walked into the living room with her head held high and almost strutting and managed to keep herself balanced. Everyone turned to see Bella.

She ended up putting on a beige jacket type thing over a black puffy shirt and mini skirt with black tights and some heels to go with it. Alice straitened Bella's hair and let it hang down over her shoulders and down her back. When Alice was done Bella seemed happy with the way she looked.(A/N: Outfit is on profile!)

"Uh Edward? You might want to pick up your jaw from the floor before Esme vacuums it up." Emmett said laughing at me.

Everyone joined with Emmett and I closed my mouth but continued staring at Bella in awe and lust. Bella noticed me staring and smirked and strutted off into the garage shaking her ass along the way.

" Ok Edward, Elena, and Bella in Edward's Volvo, Me and Alice in her Porsche, and Rose and Emmett in Emmett's Jeep. LET'S MOVE PEOPLE!" Jasper exclaimed.

We all got into our assigned cars and drove off to Mike's house. I couldn't take the awkward silence so he turned on the radio. A bunch of sappy songs came on that I couldn't handle so I turned it back off. Elena snickered in the backseat.

Bella's phone rang: And truth be told I miss you and truth be told I'm lying when you see my face hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell. When you walk my way hope it gives you hell hope it gives you hell. Bella smirked and just ignored the call.

A couple of minutes later we arrived at Mike's house. Everyone but Bella sneaks into a bush by Mike's house and Alice has a video camera with her. Bella walks up to the Newton's house and knocks on the door. Mike answers the door and see's Bella in her outfit and just stares at her. Bella smirks at Mike.

"Uh…yeah hi Mike I was just wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar?" Bella asked feeling the extremely, powerful lust that Jasper is sending towards them. Mike also feeling this grabs Bella by the waist and kisses her with as much passion as he can.

Bella feeling more lust for Mike kisses back and wraps her arms around his neck while Mike picks her up and she wraps her legs around his waist while he leads her into his house and he closes the door.

Everyone outside start laughing except for me. I was horrified at the sight and sound of my fiancée making out with someone else. Especially that person being Mike Newton.

I shuddered at the thought. I was brought out of my thoughts by Alice telling me that I should stop the two before things become more permanent if you know what she means. I walked over to the Newton house and knocked on the door.

A disheveled looking Mike answered the door with Bella on his back kissing his neck that also looked disheveled.

"Bella, love please forgive me I know you are upset but I promise that I will make it up to you. I swear on my life!"I pleaded while doing the most adorable puppy dog eyes in history. Bella starts drooling on Mike.

Elena walks over to Bella, takes her off of Mike's back, stand her up straight in front of her, and slaps her. Bella 'wakes up' dazed and confused but slightly still dazzled by me.

Elena POV

"OH MY RENESMEE! WHY DID YOU SLAP ME? WAS THERE A SPECIFIC REASON YOU HAD TO?" Bella screamed at me.

"Look at Mike." I said simply. Bella and Edward turned around to face Mike. Her face changed from rage to disgust in less than 3 seconds.

In fact all of our faces turned into disgust. Mike's head and shoulders were soaked in Bella's drool from when Edward dazzled her. Jasper started cracking up then a couple of seconds later everyone was laughing hysterically on the ground.

"Wait!" I said not laughing anymore.

"Who is Renesmee?." I asked confused.

"Oh…um...if I ever had a kid I would name her Renesmee. You know a clash of Esme and Renee? I thought it would be unique and no one in the world would have that name." Bella replied.

"Well…good luck with that" I replied. Bella, Alice, and Rosalie started jumping up down happily knowing that Bella will try and have a baby.

"Hold on…who is going to be the father? Edward can't reproduce." Bella said upset

"I can't say anything you're just going to have to find out for yourself." I replied back winking at Edward.

"Fine." Bella grumbled.

"JASPER!" I yelled

"WHAT?" he yelled back even though there was no need to.

"I'm hungry!"

"You can't eat you're a vampire remember?"

"I know but oddly I feel hungry like I need food not blood."

"Then I guess we found your power. You can eat human food." Jasper said in a slightly excited voice.

"That's crappy." Edward said teasingly

"Shut up virgin." I snapped back.

"Ouch. What do you want to eat?" Edward asked

" ummm…..oooh! PRINGLES!" I exclaimed.

Everyone looked at me weird

"What? Don't look at me like that! They're the chips that you can STACK! What other chips can do that? NONE! So get me some god damn PRINGLES!" I said.

Alice ran off and came back 20 seconds later with a tin of sour cream and onion Pringles and handed them to me.

"Thank you." I said while opening the tin and eating one.

"Ok everyone let's head back to the house so we can continue with our game." Alice chirped.

Everyone went back to the cars that we came in. Before I went to sit in the back seat Edward stopped me.

"Do you mind driving I want to show Bella how sorry I am for turning you." Edward said with a smirk on his face. I looked at him shocked. He would let me drive his baby? He got mad at me for accidently touching the window.

" Dude….are you high? There's 2 things wrong: one: I'm only 13 and two: you barely let me touch your car." I said shocked.

"It's alright just make sure to be careful" He placed his keys in my hand and noticed I was still stunned in place so he picked me up(walked over to the driver's side of the car opened the door and placed me inside.

"There now start the car and let's get going." Edward said walking to the backseat door. Bella was already inside sitting in the back also. I snapped out of my stunned stage and started the car nervously.

I started to drive toward the Cullen's house. Meanwhile in the backseat Edward and Bella were, well how do I say this? They weren't just making out they were…OH MY GOD! I slammed on the brakes as hard as I could which was pretty hard.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Edward screamed at me.

"UNTIL WE REACH THE HOUSE KEEP IT IN THE PANTS!" I screamed back. Bella started blushing furiously while Edward was buckling his pants back on and putting his shirt back on. Bella just put her shirt back on and straightened out her pants. I turned back around and continued to drive.

'That's disgusting! It's bad enough that I'm driving but you're trying to devirgitize Bella and yourself?' I thought angrily at Edward. He just chuckled slightly while I growled at him. Finally we reached the house. I decided to mess with Edward. I took the key out of the ignition and put it in my bra cup thing.

When I stepped out of the car Edward was already by the car door with his hands waiting for his keys but I just ignored him and kept walking into the house.

When I entered everyone else was there looking bored waiting for us I guessed.

"What took you guys so long?" Alice scolded.

"I had to teach Eddie and Bella about appropriate times to have each other." I said disgusted.

Everyone started howling with laughter as soon as Edward and Bella walked into the house.

"What did you tell them?" Emmett asked once he slightly calmed down.

"To keep it in the pants." Everyone except for Edward and Bella started laughing hysterically again.

"ELENA! WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS?" Edward yelled at me.

Everyone stopped laughing abruptly and looked at Edward and I shocked. Jasper broke the silence.

" You let her touch your keys?"

" No. He had me drive." I said while Edward and I continued to glare at each other. Everyone else gasped in complete shock.

" DRIVE? YOU LET A 13 YEAR OLD DRIVE YOUR CAR? I'M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH IT!" Rosalie yelled.

"WHERE ARE MY KEYS!" Edward yelled again. All I did was jump up and down letting the keys rattle from inside my shirt then walked over to Emmett and sat behind him seeing if Edward were to attack me I would have Emmett to help me.

"Try to get the keys I'll charge you with sexual assault." I said teasingly yet seriously at the same time.

"Ok….awkward lets continue with the game. Bella it's your turn." Alice said excitedly.

Bella turned to me.

"Elena. Truth or dare?"

Sorry if it was too long. I hope you enjoyed.