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Chapter 4- The Sand Siblings Go Picnicing

Gaara's eyes narrowed. It was a beautiful sunny day out and he, Kankuro, and Temari were in the middle of a field having a picnic. Temari had dragged them along with her saying they didn't spend enough "family time" together. Pesonally, Gaara thought they spent too much time together. Wasn't living with them enough?

Kankuro shoved another hot dog in his make-up covered mouth. "Kankuro, that was your twelth hot dog, why don't you save some for the rest of the world?" Gaara snapped.

Kankuro sat for a moment, obviously thinking.

"That was a rhetorical question dumbass." Gaara snarled.

"Oh." Kankuro shrugged and grabbed yet another hot dog.

Temari sat there, staring at the huge glob of potatoe salad on her plate. Earlier that day, she and Gaara had gotten into an argument over the potatoe salad. Gaara told her that it was the grossest thing ever, and she defended her horrible concotion saying that it was delicious. Gaara turned out to be right, however. She had obviously messed it up.

Gaara picked up a piece of sourdough bread and bit into it. "Eew!" he threw the bread and it hit his sister in the forehead. "How come everything you cook makes me wanna throw up?" he growled.

"Gaara, I happen to cook very well! Kankuro loves my hot dogs!"

"Mmmhmmm!" Kankuro nodded, his mouth full of food.

Gaara narrowed his eyes even further. "He only likes your food is because he'll eat anything, no matter how disgusting it is."

Temari growled at her brother. "Your're just mad because you didn't want to come!"

"Well, duh." Gaara rolled his eyes.

Temari scowled at the potatoe salad as Gaara stood up. "I'm bored." he announced to his siblings.

Kankuro jumped up and stuffed more hot dogs into his catsuit. "I know!" he exclaimed. "Let's go butterfly hunting!"

Gaara looked at him. "Killing innocent creatures?" he thought for a moment. "Okay, it sounds like fun."

"YAY!" Kankuro shouted happily.

"You'er gonna have to stop that." Gaara growled.

"Sorry!"

After about three seconds, Gaara caught a butterfly that had many colors. "Teehee!" he giggled as he tore one of the wings off of the poor, helpless creaute.

Kankuro stopped. "What are you doing?"

"Tortutring butterflies." Gaara said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Gaara, Gaara, Gaara." Kankuro said, shaking his head. "You must have respect for all of God's creatures. "

Gaara proceeded to step on a butterfly mess and kill the remaining survivors. His brother tried to save the insects, but Gaara trapped him in a sand coffin and forced him to watch the execution of his precious bugs.

"Gaara!" Kankuro whined. "When I said hunting butterflies, I meant we would capture them and name them. Then we would set them free to spread songs of joy and love!"

Gaara's eye twitched. "LOVE!"

Kankuro laughed nervously as Gaara went into his morbid flashbacks.

'Yup. He's definitely insane.' the puppet master thought to himself.

"Are you done yet?" Kankruo asked after a minute.

"Damnit! Don't interrupt me when I'm having flashbacks."

"Fine!" Kankuro huffed.

"Whatever. I'm running out of memories." Gaara said, eturing to executing animals. "Heehee!" he giggled, staring at the many corpses lying around him.

Temari walked over to where they were. "Hey guys! It's time for some family games!"

Gaara instantly stopped laughing and glared at his sister. She then noticed Kankuro in the sand coffin.

"Gaara, let your brother go or I'll force feed you my omlettes." she said dangerously.

The sand ninja reluctantly called back his sand and put it back in his gourd.

"Yay! Thank you Temari!" Kankuro said, tears streaming down his face. He then humped on her and hugged her.

"What the hell?! Get off me!" she screeched, throwing him to the ground and hitting him with her fan.

"No one likes me." he whined, holding his now injured head.

"Yeah whatever. Just shut up so we can get this stupid picnic over with." Gaara said glaring.

"Okay! First we're going to play hide and seek!" Temari announced, clapping her hands and jumping up and down.

Gaara narrowed his eyes. "I'm not it!"

"Me neither!" Temari shouted.

Kankuro looked around. "I don't wanna be it!" he whined.

"Too bad!" Temari giggled. "Count to a million and come find us!" she ran off with Gaara.

"Wait! I can't count to a million!" shouted Kankuro. "Damnit! 1...2...4? Ahhh! I meesed up again!"

With Temari and Gaara

"Where should we hide?" Temari whispered to her brother.

"Uh...how about over there?" he said, pointing to a small cave.

"Sure!" They both walked into the cave.

"Wow! It's really dark in here, Gaara." Temari noted.

No reply.

"Gaara?"

"GAARA!?"

"God Temari! Just because I don't answer doesn't mean you have to burst my ear drum."

"Oh...sorry!" she giggled. "Do you hear something?"

"You mean besides your annoying screech?"

"It sounded like a growl!"

"Really?"

"Yeah..."

"I think it's getting closer." Temari whispered, jumping on top of Gaara.

"AHHHH!" screamed Gaara, holding onto his sister. "I'm too young to die!" he wailed.

"Yay! I found you!" said Kankuro's voice. He saw Temari and Gaara hugging. "Why don't I ever get a hug?" he whined.

"KANKURO! I told you to count to a million!" Temari shouted.

"Oh. I got to ten and skipped the rest."

Temari sighed. "Come on. Let's go back and get dessert."

"No! I'm not eating your nasuea inducing brownies." Gaara snarled.

"Fine. You can have my cupcakes then." Temari said.

"Yay! Cupcakes! Brownies!" Kankuro shouted happily.

"Why don't you ever shut up?" Gaara asked, elbowing him in the stoamche.

"Owie!"

10 Minutes Later

The siblings were back at their blanket. Kankuro was eating cupcakes and brownies with alarming speed as his brother stared at him in disgust.

"How many cupcakes do you need?" he asked.

Kankuro shrugged and continued eating.

Temari sighed. "Gaara, don't be mean to your brother. He's just hungry."

"Hungry my ass!" Gaara snapped.

Kankuro reamined oblivious to their argument. "Wow! These are sooooo good!"

"Fat and stupid." commented Gaara.

Temari whacked him.

"Ow!" Gaara growled, shoving the paper plate full of potatoe salad into his sister's face. "Muahahahaha!: he laughed manically as the salad slowly dripped off her face.

Kankuro stuck a finger in the salad on Temari's face and stucki it in his mouth.

"Yuck! It's even worse Temari flavored." Kankuro spit out the salad.

Temari's face turned red with anger.

"Your face is really red!" Kankuro noted, poking her face.

Temari lunged at Kankuro, whipping out her fan.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" scramed Kankuro rather girlishly as Temari started beating him with the fan.

"No more picnics! No more picnics!" Temari shouted, continuing her rage parade.

Gaara laughed and sipped a vat of butterfly blood.