Lunatic Pandora.
Gai is in love with Kakashi. But Kakashi has no clue. Team 7 decides to help Gai out. random romance and disasters. Maybe good for a smile. Please go aaaw every now and then.
Disclaimer: Oh and I don't own the characters by the way.
Thoughts of Gai.
"It went better then expected." Anko sat up straight in her chair. "I know, I know what we can do!" Naruto screamed in Gai's ear. Then he received a smack on his head. Sakura looked like the devil. "We are NOT asking Orochimaru to put a spell on Kakashi!" She punched him again. "Wait… how did you get Kakashi to come along with you to the forest?" Anko asked Naruto. He blushed. "Well, I knew I had to be smart, cunning, better then him…" Then Sasuke interrupted. "He asked Kakashi how to do a blow job." Everyone paled. "Well I need to go home. I have a mission starting tomorrow." Asuma looked around. "Me to. I need my beauty sleep." Anko left. "Good luck." Asuma said waving at Gai. "Thanks." He said.
"SENSEI!" Lee screamed as he made an appearance some time after Asuma had left. "What is it Lee?" Gai looked at him. "I have finished training for today sir." He said looking proud. "Very good then. Now you go home and rest." Gai did a thumbs up. "Sir is something the matter?" Lee asked him. "That is not for you to worry about." Gai smiled. "We wanted to hook Kakashi up with Gai but Kakashi is a bit of an idiot." Sasuke said. "Is that true sensei?" Lee looked at said sensei. "Yes it is. Kakashi isn't that bright when it comes to love." Gai looked out of the window.
"Insult him!" Naruto screamed. "NEVER!" Gai screamed harder. "Maybe… we make him jealous?" Lee said. "That could mean trouble." Sakura said. She looked at Sasuke. He was looking out of the window. The clouds were white and the sun was shining. He looked down at the street. A young couple was walking past a flower shop. The man seemed to buy some flowers. He gave them to his girlfriend. "I got it." He turned around. He looked at Naruto. "We'll insult him." He smiled. He continued when Gai wanted to rip his head off. "And Gai will help Kakashi out." Sakura looked from Naruto back at Sasuke. "I don't get it." She and Lee said together. We'll find some one who will insult Kakashi. And Gai will kick the mans ass for it." Lee stood up. "Good idea." He said. Gai looked around. "How about they will fight over Kakashi?" Naruto stood up. "No Gai will kick his ass for the insult." Sasuke looked into Naruto's eyes. "I think I know who will help us." Naruto walked to the door. "Then lets go." Sakura smiled.
(At Iruka's place…)
"What are you doing here?" Iruka asked as he saw the exact same party as this morning. "Did your plan work?" He asked randomly. "Didn't work." Sakura said as she looked at the floor. "WE HAVE A NEW PLAN!" Naruto screamed at his favourite sensei. Iruka paled. "What?" He looked at Gai who was smiling nervous. "You will insult our sensei and Gai will kick your ass for it." Naruto had practically jumped the man. "Actually, I think Kakashi will blast me to dust before I can finish my insult. You need to ask someone else." Iruka blushed a little. "TO THE WAVE COUNTRY!" Naruto screamed as he jumped out of the window.
(Still with Sasuke's party in Konohamaru….)
"He'll be back." Sasuke said.
(The wave country…)
"I can't find him." Naruto looked at some people. "I'm going home."
(In Konohamaru…)
"I couldn't find Zabuza." Naruto revealed. Thank god. Gai sweat dropped. "Don't worry. I did!" Sakura came running down the street. I'm gonna die. "Where is he?" Sasuke asked. "I'll take you there. Gai get ready. Zabuza is about to encounter Kakashi. They both seem to be heading towards the great hall. They should meet there." They started running.
(Near the great hall, still in Konohamaru…)
"Here?" Lee asked. "Yes there is our Kakashi." Naruto pointed. Everyone looked. "And there is Zabuza." Naruto pointed the other way. Everyone looked again. He's gonna eat me alive. Kakashi walked while reading his book. Zabuza walked while looking up enjoying the sky. The whole street was empty, but they still managed to bump into each other. Kakashi dropped his book. Zabuza looked down. "You dropped your book." He said as he pointed down. "Tss I know." Kakashi said as he reached down. He picked his book up and stood straight. "What are you doing here?" He then asked Zabuza. "I'm on vacation." Zabuza said. "I don't think they are going to argue." Sasuke whispered from the bush. (they are hiding in a bush by the way) But no one spoke, for Zabuza looked at them in horror. "What is it?" Kakashi asked. "That bush said something." Zabuza pointed at said bush. "Maybe it will eat us!" Kakashi was standing closer to him. "Run like hell!" Zabuza screamed as they both ran separate way's.
"We need a new plan." Gai said.
Me: Haha I was gonna end the story when more idea's popped up in my head. Hope you will enjoy them. Leave a review on your way out. Send me your thoughts.
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