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The Daleks' Advocate: Yeah, I like to try to be different. Maybe give some people a new way to look at things...etc...
Guest: It may seem like there isn't a lot of planning now, but hopefully it will make more sense to you in the future! Also, I've read somewhere that they were older...but it's just a minor detail.
Parts of this may seem kind of random, but please pay attention to detail.
Theta, Koschei, and Ushas were all sitting on one side of a long, rectangular table. On the other side of the surface, all of the companions were just staring at them. It was an intense match, each side would not look away from the other.
Finally, Jack spoke. "So, what has been up with you two?"
"Theta is about to go through Initiation." Ushas informed cheerfully. "But then we appeared here for no reason in weird clothes..." she looked confused now.
"What is Initiation?" Martha questioned.
"Initiation is when a Time Tot at the age of eight looks into the Untempered Schism-" the female Gallifreyan started.
"Why are you questioning us?" Theta asked.
"We just want to know more about you." Jack replied indignantly.
"Whatever," the Time Tot picked at a fraying hem in the tablecloth that covered the workspace.
"Theta's going through a tough time in his life," Koschei interrupted.
"What do you mean by that?" Rose looked concerned.
"Well, his brother became the unofficial ambassador to Gallifrey and left the planet." the dark haired boy explained.
"Oh,"
They were silent again.
"Do you think he'll come back?" this time Theta spoke up with, for once, not a mean tone in his voice.
"He'll definitely come back." Koschei nodded.
"Does this explain his behavior earlier?" Sarah did not approve of his rash behavior.
"Yes," Koschei and Ushas answered.
At the same time, a "No," came from Theta.
"Two out of three." Jack shrugged.
"I have a question!" Koschei stood up tall and raised his hand.
"Yes?" the companions looked generally startled.
"Are they gay?" he pointed to Mickey, the Metacrisis, and Jack.
Mickey looked insulted; Jack looked amused. The Metacrisis shifted away from them.
"Why would you say that?" Martha looked alarmed.
"Well, I learned that on Sol 3, gay people generally hang out with a group of the opposite gender." the dark haired boy stated proudly. (AN: Please don't take offense to this!)
"You could say that I'm bi," Jack grinned.
"I'm not gay!" Mickey still looked insulted.
Jack hushed his voice and crowded around the other companions. "Does that mean that the Doctor's gay?"
He got many hits to the head. May he rest in peace...
Until he pops back up again...
"How did he do that?" Ushas scuttled back as Jack popped up.
"Let's just say I can't die." Jack groaned. "Long story."
"That's wrong..." the female Gallifreyan tightened.
"I know..." the immortal man winced.
"Can you just drop us back at Gallifrey and give us our clothes back?" Koschei complained.
"Stop being rude," Ushas sucked in a breath.
"We didn't kidnap you, sweethearts." Jackie explained. "You just kind of appeared in the place of older Time Lords."
"That doesn't make much sense," the female appeared to be deep in thought. "What do you know for a fact that happened?"
"Well, a female Gallifreyan was intending to pour this green potion-like thing on two male Gallifreyans, but it exploded in her hand and all three of them were covered. When we could see again, you guys were in their places." Rose started.
"I'll have to do some research, but I think that you are describing a de-aging potion." Ushas grinned. "I know how to fix this, but we are going to have to get some very rare ingredients that could take a long time to collect."
"We better get started." John clapped his hands together.
Donna and John were facing each other in an instant.
"I'm going to drive!" they stated at the exactly same time.
This might take a while...
Please review! I promise that this will make more sense later!