"Yamino, might I ask you something?" Pein's voice came from the doorway of the common room. I was sitting on Hidan's lap, half asleep when he spoke.
"Huh? Yeah sure." I stood up and stretched.
"Do you mind explaining why this was hanging on the faucet in my shower?" He held up my only lacy black bra.
"Oh so that's where it went! I've been looking for that!" I skipped up to him and grabbed it.
"Why don't you put your underwear where they belong? Because I also found these in my desk." He took out my matching black underwear.
"I've been looking for those too! Pein, have you been stealing my underwear?" I poked his arm.
"That's not even remotely funny, Yamino."
"You're no fun." I pouted. "Anyway, I've been going commando because I keep losing my underwear."
"Eww gross!" Kisame cried.
"We don't want hear that!" Zetsu exclaimed.
"So, get over it. Besides I hardly ever wear them."
"Why?" Deidara asked.
"Because she thinks their irritating." Hidan said. "When we lived together, she never wore underwear. I always found them in odd places like the fridge."
"Oh yeah I remember that. That was hilarious." I said.
"To you it was. That was a permanent scar as a kid. I thought I'd never be able to see again."
"Hey they weren't that bad!"
"They were granny panties!"
"They had cute little butterflies on them!"
"This is really weird." I heard Kisame mutter.
"How?" I turned to him.
"You're talking about panties."
"So?"
"What you mean so?" Kisame said.
"Just make sure you keep your underwear together." Pein said.
"Okie dokie!" I said.