"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE DISTRACTED!"
JEEZ BRITAIN! HOLD YOUR HORSES!"
"God damn it France, aru."
"Well it isn't my fault that I saw Larena…"
"Lorena?"
"She is a pretty Spanish lady."
"Did you at least got SOME information on them?"
"Netherlands bought Germany a piece of cake in the local bakery."
"Are you saying that NETHERLANDS actually SPENT some MONEY on Germany!?"
France nodded.
"Veee! Maybe I should spy on them?"
"NO. I will spy on them. Because the British are much better spies that the French or the Italian."
Germany stopped playing Slenderman and went to Netherlands. The latter didn't notice the German creeping up on him.
"Hey. Can I cook something?"
"GO AWAY SPAIN."
"I am not Spain."
Looking at him, Netherlands saw an angry German who was upset for being mistaken for Spain. Giving him permission to use the kitchen. Germany was cooking his favorite dish: mashed potatoes with wurst. Then,just then, Netherlands had a "great" idea for a bet.
"Hey Germany ."- Netherlands began grinning.
"What is it?"
"I dare you to find England. If you win, I won't clean after Italy after he uses my kitchen. I win, you wear female clothing."
"Fine. But what is England doing?"
"Spying."
LATER
Netherlands was dragging England in a sack while Germany was in a state disbelief.
"I … I can't believe I'll have to wear female clothing."
Netherlands was smiling with pleasure knowing he won. Not many know that he actually held attraction toward the latter. He admired the German's love for order and his cleanliness. When he dumped England on the doorstep, Germany and him began walking home and the strong wind loosened Germany's hair and it was let down know. Unsurprisingly, Ludwig looked much younger and his eyes appeared bigger. Obviously, Germany noticed the look from Netherlands.
"What the hell Netherlands?"
"I…"
"You what?"
Germany really did like Netherlands. He never thought of Italy anything more than a friend. But then..
"I won."
"…Go to hell Dutch bunny."
"Is that my new nickname Luddy?"
"Way to ruin the moment… "
"You said something Luddy?"
"I'll clean the kitchen."