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After Batman went up to Aquaman and stuffed Cora Codfish down his throat, Aquaman planned sweet, sweet vengeance on Green Lantern.
"Dare," John answered Aquaman and the king smiled slyly. He would think of a dare so horrid that even Batman would cringe at the thought of it.
"You shall speak in the third person and only regard your stupid self as Donald Duck"
"Donald Duck thinks you have lost it."
"That's opinion, not fact. I should know. I went through 2nd Grade twice…" Aquaman crossed his arms over his chest in victory.
"That's a scary thought…" The redheaded speedster said "Did you even have friends in school, ya know, other than the sea enemies?"
Aquaman turned red with rage "They're called sea anemone, you earth scoundrel! You can make me eat my subjects but you will not mispronounce sea anemone!"
"Moving on from whatever that is" Shayera motioned toward a screaming Aquaman, "I think Supe-"
She was cut, "THIS IS TOURMENT AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. CORA LIVES AND REINGS AND IS SANCTIFIED IN FISH HEAVEN WHILE THE REST OF YOU WILL DIE AN UNHOLY DEATH! YOU HEAR! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU SCOUNDRELS? LONLEY HENRY LOVES A GOOD JOKE BUT YOU SCOUNDRELS HAVE GONE TOO FAR! CHAIR ELEVEN VISITS JAPEN IN THE WINTER, YOU SLOBS! GASOLINE SHAKES BELEIFS WIDLY HELD WHILE YOU STOMP ON IT!" Aquaman then passed out on the floor next to J'onn.
"I'll go next!" said a happy Kryptonian who had just returned from picking daisies while watching the sunset with princess Celestia.
"Wally, truth or dare?"
"Dare" The Flash answered, attempting to wink at Hawkgirl before getting dirt in his eye.
"I dare you to go to Earth, downtown Central City, And run in circles screaming 'I lost my voice, will you help me find it!' To anyone who passes you."
I'm so sorry it was really short but I will make it up to you by a long one very soon!
Please comment your truth or dares! And thank you to anyone who has bared with me!