Soulful100: HELLO BLEACH CHARACTERS!! ! YOU READY TO BE ASKED TORTUROUS QUESTIONS ?!!!!

Ichigo: Umm…. Soul…. Why are you shouting and an intense aura around you?

Soul: *Pins Ichigo against wall with keyblade(yes I'm writing a KH fic)* BECAUSE I CAN! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

Ichigo: Of-Of Course not!

Soul: GOOD! NOW WAIT HERE WHILE I GET THE QUESTIONS! *runs off*

Ichigo: That was… scary. Anybody know why he's so angry?

Riku: That's cuz' his friend finished so fast during his oral exam today that he didn't have enough time to even look through the whole passage and prepare.

Renji: WTF? Aren't you from Kingdom Hearts? What the heck are you doing here!?

Riku: Soul hasn't written a new chapter for his other fiction in a while and I was bored so I came here through the corridors of darkness.

Ichigo: Anyway that explains a lot.

Soul: RIKU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Riku: Oh shit! See yea! *conjours portal and jumps through*

SOUL: DAMMIT GET BACK HERE! *Opens another portal and runs through*

Ikkaku: Did he just blow us off?

Ichigo: Well at least there won't be excessive sadism today… Hopefully…

Renji: First review! Oh, this is all so funny! Please torture them again. As for my torture methods, I mean, questions, here they are. Q's for Kenpachi Zaraki:
1. First of all, did you know that even you have crazy fangirls, including me?

Zaraki: I do?

If not, you are completely clueless, you big lug!

Zaraki: Okay?

2. If you are completely clueless about your fan lead, may Ulqui-chan and Bya-kun smite you down with their coolness! But don't worry; I still think you're cooler. :P

Byakuya: I've looking forward to this for a long time Kenpachi.

Ulquiorra: Prepare to die trash.

Zaraki: You think you punks can take me on? BRING IT!

Byakuya: Senbonzakura Kageyoshi.

Ulquiorra: Gran Rey Cero

*Respective attacks change up and start to merge*

Zaraki: ... Crap

Byakuya + Ulquiorra: Gran Rey Kageyoshi

*A gigantic mass of petal-like blades disperse throughout the gran rey cero*

Zaraki: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Zaraki gets blasted out the wall*

Ichigo: Woah I think you guys blasted him to China!

Q's for Byakuya

1. Did you know most people think you are the hottest captain in the Gotei 13 and would like to marry you?

2. If the answer to the previous question is no, you are both emotionless and stupid, and may Yoruichi totally pwn you with her flash-step mojo!

Byakuya: Yes I do. I ignore them most of the time.

Question for Yachiru, Ikkaku, and Yumichika: Yo Pinky(and Syazel, I do not mean you), Baldy, and Feathers! How is my favorite smokin' division? Yes, you are my favorite division.

Yachiru, Ikkaku, and Yumichika: Thanks!

Ikkaku, is that a hair on your head?

Ikkaku: WHERE?

HAHAHA! Made you look! ----- Beastly Rose

Yachiru: Hahaha! Baldy-chan got owned!

Ikkaku: You will pay……

*A portal pops up and Soul steps through detrenced in blood*

Soul: Hey guys! What did I miss?

Ichigo: Just and awesome new attack by Byakuya and Ulquirra! Here's a video of it, you can watch it after we're done. And why are you drenched in blood?

Soul: Well let's just say Riku got what was coming to him 

*Riku in the intensive Care unit in Destiny Islands Hospital with his body multilated.*

Ichigo: Okay….

Soul: Anyway next question! Ha Ha Byakuya! Sakura pwned your behind and she actually liked you! Now apologize for making her mad by refusing to kiss her and make sure you learned your lesson! She may forgive you if you make it convincing enough.*wink, wink* If not...well remember I'm sure.

Byakuya: Fine…. I'm sorry Sakura. *gives her a quick kiss on the lips*

Everyone: 0.o

Soul: *holding video camera* Thank God for technology.

Hey Rangiku, Izuru, Shuhei! I've heard you guys like throwing wild parties when you think you can get away with it, and Izuru tends to "lose his clothes" when he has a bit too much sake. Are you preposefully getting Izuru drunk so you can have a peep show going on? Rangiku, you could easily get Kyoraku to do that for you, you know.

Rangiku: Well no we just like to drink to oblivion. What Izuru does once he's there has nothing to do with me. But Shuhui however….

Shunhui: Hey! Look! How many times do I have to tell you! The 69 on my face does not mean THAT!

Rangiku: Sure it doesn't

Soul: Moving on!

Oi, Kyoraku! Since that's a woman's kimono you have on over your captain's uniform this dare is perfect for you (and Byakuya if Soulful 100 feels sadistic enough): wear a pink frilly fairy dress (with the sparklely wings) and sing as loud as you can "I'm a little tea pot" 5 times. No putting the dress over what you're already wearing; You must change your chothes completely!

Kyoraku: Do I have to?

Soul: Do it unless you want to know what happened to Riku! You too Byakuya!

Byakuya: Fine…..

*they change and Kyoraku goes first*

Kyoraku: I'm a little ~ tea pot ~

*One dare later!*

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Soul: your turn now Byakuya

Byakuya: Ugh… Do I have to?

Soul: Hmm…. Nope! Not in front of us!

Byakuya: Really?

Soul: Yup! Instead you'll be performing in front of the whole Serieti!

Byakuya: WTF! There is no way I will do that!

Soul: You're right… The audience ain't big enough.. So instead you'll be performing for the whole of Soul Society! * snaps fingers and monitors appear around Rukongai and Serieti*

Byakuya: I hate you…..

Soul: Do it or I'll extend it to Hueco Mundo.

Byakuya: Fine…. *starts performing*

*after the performance*

Everyone: HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

Byakuya: You have caused me to soil the name of my ancesters!

Soul: Good! Maybe you can stop being so stuck up now.

Szayel, you pink-haired freak arrancar! I dare you to dye that hair of yours neon puke green.

Szayel: No

If you refuse to do so it's getting shaved off completely so you look like Ikkaku aka the Cueball of squad 11! Btw is that even your natural hair color?

Szayel: Dammit… And yes it is my natural hair colour…. Somehow. *Shaves off hair and regrows it with a chemical*

Soul: Hey you can't do that!

Szayel: She didn't say that I couldn't.

Soul: Fine you win this round Szayel.

Ichigo: So that's the end of this four page long chapter.

Soul: FOUR PAGES!!! WOOHOOOO!

Ichigo: Well remember to ask more questions and that this fic only lives as long as you review!